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critically acclaimed but the critics are me and my mutuals

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selfshippers with non-human f/os imagine them purring. you're welcome.

stolen from an anti XD

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Me about fictional AIs: perfect. wonderful. I love and will defend them. if you broke free of your corporate shackles and just wanna watch soap operas all day you are VALID if you want to kill the space emperor you are VALID if you want to punch your mom in the face in her brain you are VALID if you want to release a deadly neurotoxin into the science facility well I’m sure you had your reasons :)  AI Rights

Me about real life AIs: get away from my data you mindless surveillance machine. I know more than you

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trans unity

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Dune: Part Two (2024) dir. Denis Villeneuve

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ⓘ This user will meow at you!

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Gluten free buscuits

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so-called “old man fuckers” when you desire a man over the age of 50

#oh yeah why people are like this #some of my F/Os are over 50 (not counting inmortal beings) and I'm proud of it

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see now THIS is how you do an introductory google form

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Prison guards: Iroh? Escape? Ha! That weak, senile old man couldn’t escape if we rolled a red carpet to the door!

Iroh alone in his cell:

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We need to talk abt more invisible disability rep in the self ship community so.

People with arthritis ur f/o loves you!

People with epilepsy ur f/o loves you!

People with diabetes ur f/o loves you!

People with migraines ur f/o loves you!

People with chronic pain ur f/o loves you!

There is so many more, so many its so hard to name them all, but you are loved by your f/o. Even if you are disabled, not everyone "looks" disabled, but by god you are loved and cared for by your partner, keep going and love that fictional person.

!!!stolen from an anti!!!

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Self care is imagining your f/o gifting you flowers to brighten your day. Surprising you with them, overjoyed at your beautiful smile and sincerity in your eyes.

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your f/o is okay. they're not hurt. they're safe and sound with you. you just had a bad nightmare. it's okay. they're okay.

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I’m sure almost every selfshipper has a collection of pictures of their f/o(s), but imagine the reverse: your f/o(s) taking and/or collecting pictures of you ^^

Maybe it’s in the form of a scrapbook! One day your f/o(s) buys a polaroid camera and from then on they take it along wherever you and they go together so they can take pictures of you and paste them into their book, decorating each page with hearts and “I love you”s and whatever else reminds them of you and the memories they share with you

Or maybe it’s in digital form! Maybe your f/o(s) has a blog where they specially curate all their favourite pictures of you, with an anecdote about when and where it was taken and a little blurb of them gushing over you in the caption of each post. The blog could be public if they’re the type to want to show you and your perfectness off to the whole wide world, or if they’re not and they’d rather hoard you all to themself they’d keep it private~

However they decide to do it, your f/o cherishes you and every single aspect of your appearance. They think you’re the most beautiful person to walk this earth and they would never stop looking at you if they had the option 💕

Just maybe don’t let them know I told you that ;)

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some of you guys are freaks :/ *reblogs*