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From "Tango" to a simple Waltz or Foxtrot

It is funny how I am one of the rare few

That considers dance

"The language of intimacy"

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Only the finest.

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If one cannot tell the difference

Between a Greek mythology character

And Playboy Actor Tom Hiddleston

One must wonder your role in the business sector

Also known as

The Jungle

Perhaps the aforementioned Vulture

Or a Mouse

Whats your business policy on people going apeshit in the notes wherever you go

A Lion always leaves vultures in his wake

For who else will pick away at the scraps of his meals he leaves behind

If by chance you wondered if I was saying this applies to business as well as the jungle

You would be correct

And my associates could use someone with a sharp handle on language as you have

We’ll be in touch.

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Whats your business policy on people going apeshit in the notes wherever you go

A Lion always leaves vultures in his wake

For who else will pick away at the scraps of his meals he leaves behind

If by chance you wondered if I was saying this applies to business as well as the jungle

You would be correct

And my associates could use someone with a sharp handle on language as you have

We'll be in touch.

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Nothing more needs to be said on this.

Any establishment

With a smoking ban

Is an automatic failure

Last I checked there are no smoking bans in the jungle

And who is the king of the jungle again

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My associates may have a use for this

I will send word out immediately

So this relic can be recovered with due haste

I expect to have it in my hands by dawn

Item: Orb of Data Visualization. When the activation word is spoken, it can be used to create stunning visual displays of statistics and research data. No idea why you’d want a passel of murder-hoboes to have that…might help with Diplomacy checks when making marketing pitches or applying for bank loans? Metagaming jokes so characters become aware of their numerical stats?

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Any establishment

With a smoking ban

Is an automatic failure

Last I checked there are no smoking bans in the jungle

And who is the king of the jungle again

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I have never met a ghost

So it is difficult to say for certain

I will touch base with you once I have more data on this.

What must a girl do to win your hand in marriage Mr. Sir

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Ideally

There would be someone wearing this dress

But I am sure you were aware of this

What must a girl do to win your hand in marriage Mr. Sir

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What must a girl do to win your hand in marriage Mr. Sir

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So awesome.

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Any usage of the ring

Would be far better than Baggins refusal to harness its strength

Out of honor 

Or Pride

I do not know

But last time I checked humility did not result in owning a $17M Rolex Cosmograph Daytona watch

Or A Samsung  UA110S9 television

Reputed to have the clearest image known to man

I do not care for these films

And the thought of living anywhere near a Hobbit Hole

Or “The Shire” 

Makes my blood run cold

A businessman who does not seize power when it presents itself

Might as well be a Hobbit

Such as Frogo Baggins

Living in fear his whole life

And being attacked by a spider

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A businessman who does not seize power when it presents itself

Might as well be a Hobbit

Such as Frogo Baggins

Living in fear his whole life

And being attacked by a spider

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Are you into ddlg you seem like you would be but ur so weird I’m gonna cry

Diving

Dance (Merengue, Salsa, Bachata, Samba)

Luxury

Golden coins

I am into all of these things

And perhaps even more

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Today

I finished an oil painting I have been working on

Touched base with several associates

Many of whom I "made" with my generous business invitations

Received several offers to step in as CEO to salvage downward spiralling companies

That I am unable to name for legal reasons (I told them I would consider this.)

Completed a 10,000 piece jigsaw puzzle

Without even trying or looking up the answers

And still had time

to record "Game of Thrones"

On my wide screen TV

Simply by using the voice control feature

And what did you do

Gathered fifty power coins in Legend of Zelda

I see

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Simply put

If a fabric is not breathable 

It is not worth your time

All of my fabrics are breathable

Not to mention quick to dry

And people wonder why I enjoy spending time at sea so often

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I would much prefer to hear the sound of a page turning

Or the pop of a bottle of a champagne

Or the roar of a Lion in its natural habitat

Than hear anyone talk about doing "A Floss"

And yet people wonder why society is collapsing