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#reverse capri sun technique

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I think my problem with most Monster Hunter-likes is the severe lack of goof. Monster Hunter loves having stupid shit in it, but everyone that apes the formula seems to want it to be edgy chuuni shit. Like yeah, Monster Hunter has you doing sick flips and shit with weapons bigger than you, but also sometimes those weapons are feather dusters and your best friend is a sentient cat wearing a fluffy outfit

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Like if you listen to Digital Love and aren't immediately charmed, I don't know what to tell you as a human being

I know Daft Punk got associated with a certain type of Guy but Discovery still slapped

#That song feels like the warmth of a nice dream #like you've been blessed by the fae

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I know Daft Punk got associated with a certain type of Guy but Discovery still slapped

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New post, gonna use this to document my journey as a trans woman

#Banned

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You ever think about how Rose Metal Gear Solid 2 is generally considered worst girl in the series when Naomi Hunter is right there and actively tried to kill Snake and lied constantly

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Chat help this mason jar is defeating me in unarmed combat

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Who up gettin pornmaxxed and pinkpilled as they sigma grindset their meat

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I hope that when they remake Front Mission 3, they leave all the robots looking chunky. I also hope they keep the mechs constantly making whirring and stomping sounds and sounding like relatively low-tech pieces of shit

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it was international jazz day and all you guys listened to was a single album??

#I didn't even know jazz day was a thing #I'm so sorry jazz artists I'll do better next year

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We don't talk enough about Heft as a society. What a good metric by which to measure something. Oh this thing is heavy? Who gives a shit. Oh it's heavy in a specific way that makes it feel really good to swing around and move with your hands? Now we're fuckin talking

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Okay you know what, screw my digital footprint. This is for science.

Hey Touhou community-

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Men's health is a buttplug and thigh high socks

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#Jr. would NEVER #And Bowser would NEVER swear at Jr.

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I still think the choice to have April be playable is weird since the whole game is a 90s nostalgia throwback and April's primary role in the 90s was being kidnapped. Now she's had enough and is beating everyone's ass. Again. Entirely because TMNT is desperately lacking in female characters.

#Poor April has to do the work of several female leads in the 90s #She has to be a repeat kidnap victim while also participating in fighting tournaments and shit #April can beat Super Shredder senseless and bare-knuckle brawls robots to death but grab her upper arm and it's so over #Very much the Princess Peach of TMNT in which she's constantly getting kidnapped until a game needs a playable woman

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Playing TMNT: Shredder's Revenge as April is fucking funny. Bebop and Rocksteady constantly being persued and getting their asses beat by the news reporter they used to kidnap every other month, because they made the terrible choice to assault the TV studio she works at

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They're putting chemicals in the HRT to make the trans kids play Celeste