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the way i ran to draw this after hearing neil say that in astarions voice....

reference:

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Dad!Batstarion snacc, he attacc, but most importantly, he protecc!!

Is the meme too old? Have I dated myself??

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Whatever, if this gave you diabetes/cavities, my goal has been accomplished. 😈

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Do you ever think about other companions going to visit Gale and Tav in Waterdeep?

Shadowheart making constant jokes that she's visiting the tower for one reason, and one reason only: Tara

Wyll is actually a dream guest. Makes his own bed. Has so many fun stories about being the Blade. Never mind those burnt pans in the sink from his attempt at breakfast! Here's some tea to distract you!

Karlach wants to visit the academy! Let her tell those adorable little kids to stay in school! Might break a desk or two because she's so excited to tell them stories about the heroes of Baldur's Gate! Did you guys know that one time Gale used his simulacra to make moves on Ta- wait Gale, why are you shoving her out the door?

Laezel is happy to see her friends again, and she knew wizards had lots of books... but are you sure you don't have a problem? There isn't anywhere to hang weapons from the walls? Where would you keep your armor? No, hush wizard. She will make you a place. Don't interrupt

Astarion is just there to cause a scandal for fun. Student coming into his office for a question? Darling, can't you see we're trying to have a sordid affair? Now, run along to the library and leave the grown-ups to have- Gale, stop throwing things at him!

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Astarion is great but THIS pathetic loser is my favourite

Bonus and textless version :

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I hate them They mean everything to me

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"Astarion is actually so masculine and wants to protect and provide for Tav! He's actually really strong physically and can throw Tav around! And also he's always on top so he's clearly masculine! And him being with women means he gets an extra special vampire treat ;)"

"Astarion is such a bratty effeminate twink who complains about his nails and cares too much about his appearance! His voice and movements are sooo campy! I simply can't imagine him with a woman, he's sooo gay-coded, he's simply made to be a bratty bottom."

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Me every time I'm down by that fucking river

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I love you. I love this. And I want it all.

This artwork of Maleane and Astarion was done by the wonderful @irlplasticlamb. Thank you so so much for bringing my vision to life! I wanted to have these characters that mean the world to me encased in a little piece of my own culture, thus they are wearing traditional Lithuanian costumes.

Also, would you believe me if I told you this was set after Above the Vaulted Sky?

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silly bloodweave shitpost doodle bc i love them !!!

https://x.com/yikessmicah/status/1784364955245940907

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The idea that Neil Newbon based his performance of Astarion off a stray cat is so adorable and funny to me. And it explains so much.

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i don't understand how everyone is annoyed by the temple of shar when THE BLOOD OF LATHANDER EXISTS

i swear i had a ferious headache to get that fuckin stick

it go me pretty much like this

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She was such a babe for this

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– how many times have u watched the video from Neil Newbon where he said with Astarion’s accent “it’s Britney, bitch’??

- yes.

source: inst: teamneilnewbon

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Commission for my good friend @bluerose5 of what if Zevran and Fenris landed in bg3 Faerun and learned they all casted magic. Fenris would be going THROUGH it.

Bonus:

Fave Fenris I’ve ever drawn in my life

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My commissions are open !

Only 4 spots since I'm finishing a couple of comms. already :)

You can check my prices through my linktree in bio with examples

Here are some of my commissioned tavs :

Thank you for the support!💙

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