the-discerning-skull

[the-discerning-skull]

women shoild only eat female animals and men should only eat male animals .

[the-discerning-skull]

:0000

to any wizards who might find this on their dash, click keep reading 👇

your. incantantaions. are. impressive.

people are bewildered and amazed by your magical abilities, even if you don't hear people talking about them.

your spells are potent. they are influential on their environment.

your robes are lavish, and they are not overly gaudy. your brain is lying to you.

💖💖💖

[the-discerning-skull]

Which is why we need a revolution! @the-pea-braned-warlock I'm more than happy to theoretically join your theoretical revolution, I have a library at my disposal!!

Let's say theoretically, if I was to start some sort of revolution (which I'm not) to overthrow the wizard councils because I don't know let's say for the sake of discussion I am annoyed at there mana tax (which just so you know I am not I lobe the mana tax). But if I was to do that,

[the-discerning-skull]

...As soon as I got here!

Let's say theoretically, if I was to start some sort of revolution (which I'm not) to overthrow the wizard councils because I don't know let's say for the sake of discussion I am annoyed at there mana tax (which just so you know I am not I lobe the mana tax). But if I was to do that,

[the-discerning-skull]

Someone definitely tried to tax me once...

Let's say theoretically, if I was to start some sort of revolution (which I'm not) to overthrow the wizard councils because I don't know let's say for the sake of discussion I am annoyed at there mana tax (which just so you know I am not I lobe the mana tax). But if I was to do that,

[the-discerning-skull]

[thanks!]

Hello, could you please remove me from the tag list?

-@the-discerning-skull

You probably weren't on the list, I just haven't fixed it yet so had to resort to the old one, sorry for the tag, won't be happening again

[the-discerning-skull]

Yes, well... I happen to be the only non-binary skull librarian on Wizard Island Island (as far as I am aware) So um, the bar low... in fact, it is literally non-existent...

its true though non binary people are just too powerful

[the-discerning-skull]

*Wild florish* Not just any wizard librarian! The best, most beautiful non-binary skull librarian on Wizard Island Island!! Well, um, I guess that's just me... oh well

[:D]

its true though non binary people are just too powerful

[the-discerning-skull]

See ya!

Hello there!

I have come to return a book

Ah yes, "All of the Gods Ever: A Definitive Guide" by Heroic Howard?

[the-discerning-skull]

Great! I'm glad it was helpful *takes the book, puts it under the desk and emerges with your library card in hand* For you... Feel free to browse, or come back any time!

Hello there!

I have come to return a book

Ah yes, "All of the Gods Ever: A Definitive Guide" by Heroic Howard?

#teeth clacking

[the-discerning-skull]

[good luck!!!]

Ok, I'll be going to do some house chores. I will be gone for a few hours.

But I do want to give you each at least one thing to live for:

I have been compiling research and financial plans for months now, and as long as we stay connected, I can guarantee I will have enough disposable income to be able to at least visit each of you for even at least a day. Though it will be over the span of a few years, I will meet each of you.

It will be my only goal

You won't have to save up to move somewhere else, just live and I will be able to hug you. With the endurance you have shown me, and the will of iron you all have. I believe you all can live happy lives.

The ebb and flows aren't strong enough to beat our friendship that keeps us strong enough to love one another, no matter what.

Don't let the world hurt you when you're down, because you will grow back, and you will be helped by those who are still standing after the waves crashing to continue living.

@pie-tra @amethyst-aster @gobo-dos-goblin @fayewoods-2 @mayhem-moth @aroace-wizard @be-gentle-with-littluns @good-wizard @drewpdrop @aileaxthevoidien @ash-the-tiefling @verylegalwizard @bisexualchemistry @monsterfucker-research-wizard @im-a-wizard-who-dont-crime and anyone else I can't remember.. tag them if you so wish

A toast to those we have lost, and a toast to the many we still have. For not appreciating them now, is a road to regret down the path.

I believe in you, and I know you believe in yourself.

I love you all, and all the memories we have, and the many more that will follow.

[the-discerning-skull]

Hello there!

I have come to return a book

Ah yes, "All of the Gods Ever: A Definitive Guide" by Heroic Howard?

#teeth clacking #[I totally dont keep a list of all of the books]

[the-discerning-skull]

Oh, um... bye... REMEMBER TO RETURN THE BOOK!

Someone shows up to the library, clearly a slime or slime-adjacent creature. It's covered in a plastic garbage bag, which has several tiny holes poked in it for air, as if it's trying to conceal its' identity.

...hi there!

Greetings, are... are you ok? Do you need a hand? *They reach out to remove the bag*

[the-discerning-skull]

Hello, how safe is your library?

Because I have a book that has knowledge that is supposed to be only known by my species

Would the book be safe here?

Very safe!! We have a safe for special books, and you can trust us to keep it extremely safe! Our library is completely fireproof, with multiple failsafes in place. We also have multiple protection ruins! We’d be happy to hang onto your book!

#teeth clacking

[the-discerning-skull]

Ah, well then…I’ll just take your name….

… Do you want to be sleeping inside logs? *Skull looks worried*

Someone shows up to the library, clearly a slime or slime-adjacent creature. It's covered in a plastic garbage bag, which has several tiny holes poked in it for air, as if it's trying to conceal its' identity.

...hi there!

Greetings, are... are you ok? Do you need a hand? *They reach out to remove the bag*

#teeth clacking

[the-discerning-skull]

Perfect! *they write the details on a envelope, and puts something from under the desk into it. They hand you a card and the book* That’ll be due back (or renewed) in a fortnight, you can always send us a letter to renew it! Happy reading!

A dark figure as black as the night enters the library

Hello, do you have a book that lists every god? Or something similar?

Well, our copy of "Hideous Howard's Humongous Collection of Gods: God killer's edition: Volume 1" is currently reserved for someone else... let me have a quick check in the "deities and religion" section for you! *Skull disappears around the corner* *in a raised voice, so you can hear them* LOVE THE LOOK, BY THE WAY!

#teeth clacking

[the-discerning-skull]

Perfect. All I need is your name and either your home address or your orb address (so we can remind you to return the book)

Someone shows up to the library, clearly a slime or slime-adjacent creature. It's covered in a plastic garbage bag, which has several tiny holes poked in it for air, as if it's trying to conceal its' identity.

...hi there!

Greetings, are... are you ok? Do you need a hand? *They reach out to remove the bag*

#teeth clacking