Tumgik
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
#their captain dad married them off #i can’t think of a more perfect wedding
40K notes · View notes
Tumblr media
👏👏👏👏👏
3K notes · View notes
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
181K notes · View notes
Tumblr media
Miss Major takes no prisoners
28K notes · View notes
i was honest-to-god drunk
so here’s what I remember about this @xplainthexmen Emma Frost podcast recording that I haven’t listened to yet, but you should:
Leah: I have two emojis tattooed on my butt
Everyone: which ones
Leah: [[falls silent because while she wants to share with the friends she’s currently drinking with/generally comfortable around, she’s also thinking about being recorded for a podcast and is too drunk to reconcile these things]]
Leah: …
Leah: Issa secret 
139 notes · View notes
my 8-year-old cousin got a spiderman pinata for his birthday today and he hit it so hard that he removed spiderman’s cardboard head from its shoulders and my cousin’s 11-year-old friend goes, without missing a beat, “I don’t feel so good Mr. Stark” and i lost my shit. kids really are our future.
138K notes · View notes
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
John Mulaney is the only bitch I respect on this earth
95K notes · View notes
I’m afraid Bender’s new raincoat has affected his coorgination. 
7K notes · View notes
Earth is currently at the stage that leads into either Star Trek, or Mad Max.
28K notes · View notes
The Best of the Teen Titans
10.
Tumblr media
  9.
Tumblr media
    8.
Tumblr media
    7.
Tumblr media
    6.
Tumblr media
Keep reading
2K notes · View notes
Tumblr media
Share if you believe in the power of a girl. ✏️📚💪🏽 #DayoftheGirl
700 notes · View notes
The future is here today: you can't play Bach on Youtube because Sony says they own his compositions
Tumblr media
James Rhodes, a pianist, performed a Bach composition for his Youtube channel, but it didn’t stay up – Youtube’s Content ID system pulled it down and accused him of copyright infringement because Sony Music Global had claimed that they owned 47 seconds’ worth of his personal performance of a song whose composer has been dead for 300 years.
This is a glimpse of the near future. In one week, the European Parliament will vote on a proposal to force all online services to implement Content ID-style censorship, but not just for videos – for audio, text, stills, code, everything.
Just last week, German music professor Ulrich Kaiser posted his research on automated censorship of classical music, in which he found that it was nearly impossible to post anything by composers like Bartok, Schubert, Puccini and Wagner, because companies large and small have fraudulently laid claim to their whole catalogs.
Europeans have one week to contact their MEPs to head off this catastrophe.
Stop what you’re doing and contact two friends in the EU right now and send them to Save Your Internet – before it’s too late.
https://boingboing.net/2018/09/05/mozart-bach-sorta-mach.html
Tumblr media
60K notes · View notes
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
I love the internet sometimes
3 notes · View notes
Tumblr media
67K notes · View notes
Date an enby who’s soft and sleepy and loves being cuddled up in your arms.
326 notes · View notes
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
we all do realize this is inevitably going to happen :з
62K notes · View notes
Hey, check these out. They look like regular shoes, right?
Tumblr media
Well they are, except they’re super comfy, machine washable, super durable and made from recycled water bottles. Yeah. These shoes …
Tumblr media
… are made from water bottles! To date they’ve repurposed more than 13 million bottles to make environmental friendly footwear.
Tumblr media
They’re made by Rothys. So if you want a comfortable, cute shoe that helps the planet, check them out. You’ll love them. And if you use promo code LOVE there’s free shipping with no minimum.
2K notes · View notes