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people who are super cute and dorky but also secretly kinky as fuck are very important

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REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches

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Edit Requests

↳ RinHaru - Free! (requested by anonymous)

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It’s mine.

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Door. Boring. NOT HIM!

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Every hundred years, a little bird comes and sharpens its beak on the diamond mountain.

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Leila Nda at Ermanno Scervino Fall 2016.

Milan Fashion Week.

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WHO DID THIS

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stars remember stars above below before the coldest hunting ground then called !seduced! !ensnared! a symbiote afloat our everhungry home nestled nested now in cedars cast down the benighted i will be their dragon soar and slaughter scratch in blood the memory of stars

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I hate you. No, you don’t.

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straight people are so fucking wild today my coworker informed me that cafés are for women and bars are for men and her husband refuses to enter starbucks in case they think hes gay ?? whats up next in Incredibly Unnecessary Gendering

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I asked the librarian for a book about Pavlov’s dog and Schroedinger’s cat.  She said it rang a bell but she wasn’t sure if it was there or not.

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tall people: if we are walking together please take into consideration my tiny legs. i cant keep up with you. please think of my tiny legs i dont want to be jogging to keep up with your leisurely stroll you TITANS