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Anyone else go through that occasional phase where toast and butter is just the tastiest fucking creation on the planet and you have to restrain yourself from eating an entire loaf of bread in ten minutes

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Neil Gaiman on impostor syndrome.

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My friend: what're you smiling about ;)

Me: nothing

My head: tutant meenage neetle teetles

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Why did you turn the music off, you stupid bitch?

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achilles is so often called gay by the community and straight by society even though he fell in love with men and women. freddie mercury is known as the most famous gay man even though he self identified as bisexual. channing tatum is constantly called straight even though he’s dated men and women. evan rachel wood and angelina jolie and drew barrymore–all self identified bi women constantly called straight.

sappho wrote love poems for both men and women and yalls response to the idea that she might have been bi is “there was no concept of bi/gay back then!! let’s focus on the fact that she was sapphic!!” to the point where her name has become synonymous with gay and she’s called a lesbian icon and y'all only seem to have issues with “concepts” and labels when the concept/label is BI. why am i not surprised?

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me: say it— i need to hear those three words

library database: Full Text Online

me, shedding tears: i love you too

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me when i’m in a goddamn bitch of an unsatisfactory situation:

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I never fell in love with you. Falling is an accident. No, I walked aggressively towards love for you. It was on purpose and with purpose.

f.k.q (via wordsnquotes)

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Someone: I love all natural women I hate when girls wear a lot of makeup it’s so unattractive I think girls look better without makeup they don’t need it! Girls that wear makeup are so fake

Me:

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What she says: I'm fine

What she means: In Legally Blonde, Elle only gets accepted because she's hot and sent a video, but she had a 4.0 and got a 179 (out of 180) on her LSATS. Sure, her major was in Fashion Merchandising but that's a business major, and the fake school she was at was supposed to be UCLA so she had a business degree from a major college, probably went to a great high school, had a 4.0, and a 179 on the LSATS and at that point she would have been automatically accepted so why did they make it sound like she was such a bad risk? She even had leadership experience as president of a major chapter of what is apparently a huge sorority, since Delta Nus are shown as everything from cheerleaders to senators. Harvard should have been desperate to take her. She should have been able to get in if she turned in a cocktail napkin with her name written on it. So why make up the bullshit excuse of "multiculturalism" to justify letting in an extremely qualified and highly driven candidate just for laughs? Elle Woods deserved to go to Harvard and she earned that place with academic excellence and not by being hot.

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[Wondermark] this is the coolest thing.

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people: filled with sin dirt: filled with worms (a good and righteous thing)