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*at Stiles and Derek’s house*

Scott’s kid: Uncle Stiles, why don’t you have a wife?

Stiles: Because I’m gay.

Scott’s kid: What does that mean?

Stiles: It means I like boys, not girls.

Scott’s kid: Then why don’t you have a husband?

Stiles *looks to Derek who is in the kitchen minding his own business*: I don’t know. Why DON’T I have a husband DEREK?

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one of the things my little brother and i do to each other is announce our presence by yelling HEWWO??? whenever we get home but. this has now caused our dad to also, upon getting home from work, throw the door open and yell. in the daddest voice possible. HEWWO???

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Bonus:

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no offense but the whole kissin kate barlow and “i can fix that” sam storyline from holes is quite frankly one of the most gripping and tragic in the history of cinema and i’m still not recovered from it

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Am I supposed to believe that this character is straight?????

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Fragments of Sappho, circa 630 - 580 BC. Translated by Anne Carson.

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i just want to be walking down a vast castle hallway at midnight in a beautiful silk gown holding an eleborate candelabra is that too much to ask

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sorry once again for the bad quality :(

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when theatre kids hear show tunes in public

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Reality Shifts

-going to mcdonalds in the middle of a roadtrip

-waiting for your mom at the bank and playing with highlighters

-swimming at night

-being the only one awake in the plane

-turning on the lights in the kitchen after coming home late

-a cafe at 4am with 2 people in it, seperated

-waiting in the car and blasting music while your mom buys groceries

-passing hotels you’ve stayed at

-finding old things you thought were missing and then losing them the next second

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#he’s doing his best bonus:

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sometimes things are just simple and there’s not much more to them. the friend that didn’t message you back was just tired. no one even noticed that you didn’t wash your hair that day. there was no ill will behind that one comment you got. the shadow creature you’ve seen in the corner of your eye yesterday just blinked with their seven eyes, it wasn’t meant to mock you. when the dark asked for your soul and signature there was no asterisks and plots behind it. when death knocked on your door it wasn’t a joke it just wanted you to let it in

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a nsa agent in a suit looking through my laptop camera: she’s on her phone…….. our data shows that she’s got tumblr open on her laptop but she has tumblr open on her phone………. double check her browser?

some nerd hired straight out of college: *types rapidly* she’s definitely got tumblr open on her laptop

the nsa agent, softly: so why is she looking at it on her phone…..

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This adorable proposal.