More than partners,✨friends✨
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i love finding out the meaning of slangs for “attractive woman” in various languages
chick (english) - baby chicken
Schnecke (german) - snail/slug
sild (danish) - herring
fıstık (turkish) - pistachio
тёлочка (russian) - heifer
ծիտ (armenian) - sparrow
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we talk a lot about ohhhh what if my calling is to be the greatest mammoth hunter ever and I'm wasting my talents in the modern era but we never think about what if Thog from 30,000 BCE was the only person ever born who could get a sub-7min Donkey Kong Country any%, and he never got the chance. what about thog
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best of the onion
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some loser: humans are innately selfish creatures
my psych book:
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Darnold… ouughh
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hey. after finding one of the best visual representations of my anguish ever, I decided he was so cool he needed to be painted on my jacket.
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kofi request: "louie from pikmin eating a really big burger (he is about the size of a quarter so any burger is really big)"
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speaking of outlaws i need to do the “no clue where ur from but im british” meme but its greg and gabby
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Artifact found in glovebox. Circa 2000 AD, Late American petro-empire civilization. perhaps used in religious rituals
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I HAVE TO DO THE WORK SO THAT MY LIFE CAN BE DIFFERENT AND I CAN REAP THE BENEFITS
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rizz so bad it's good
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image of all time
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whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision
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