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How to Save Your Own Life, Erica Jong

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the 5 love languages: song recommendations, parallel play, talking about The Character, offering to kill each other’s parents, gifting little trinkets

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Okay so...

In my recent rewatches (yes that's plural) of Triple Frontier that is the best porno ever made, I have had a million thots, some of which I've shared with you already, but entertain me, please;

Benny is the one who goes to check if the boat is still waiting for them.

He's just hauled all those heavy bags of cash down that mountain (and I'm going to say likely did most of it since Will is injured and him and Frankie were hauling Tom, and he's the youngest (Pope and his knees)) then he walks his ass down to the beach, swims who knows how many miles out to the boat, then swims back and marches his ass up to where they are, only to have to go right back down and do it all AGAIN.

Keep in mind, they have likely not eaten much over those days trekking along (again with heavy bags of cash in tow) and sleep was probably not easy or even an option as they had already lost so much time/are grieving/stressed to the max.

So my point is,

THE

MAN

HAS

STAMINA.

Go forth with that thot and do with it what you must.

Some Benny Tax to stare at while you process this.

Friend....um...this has sent me down a spiral. And you really had to use that last gif didn't you?! 🥵

What an astute observation you make about my beloved Benjamin. He does have stamina doesn't he. Hmmm ....

I'm off the jot down some bullet points in a Google doc for ... reasons. What do you think Benny?

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performance anxiety because all ur favourite blogs follow u back

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I Was A Foundling Once.

Inspired by the flashbacks of Young Mandalorian. It struck me that saving Baby Yoda might not just be a dad instinct - but a saving the inner child instinct.

#i'm aghast #my heart shattered #din djarin #beautiful traumatized baby #i'm so soft for him #this is gorgeous #grogu #the mandalorian #art #fanart #right on queue

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Maybe if I made a grown man arch his back off the bed and groan my name, I’d calm down.

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#architect #right on queue

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Shout out to everyone on my dashboard who is enthusiastically talking about whatever the fuck theyre into that I don't recognise. Love your enthusiasm, keep going, I don't know what's happening but i support u

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Okay, onto the really important things...

I may be writing this, but I can't pick who, so help a gal out, would ya... 🖤😘

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#please vote #i need to know #i'm stuck

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me writing the worst paragraph of my life knowing that a sexier, more hydrated version of me will fix it later

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everybody’s horny or on their period or microdosing mushrooms or having their birthday soon… march really has arrived

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Watching your favorite team get well and truly thrashed is a right of passage.

#i keep telling myself #jesus this game is bad #6-0 and there's still another period

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#might have a fic idea brewing #i'm so torn

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If you’re an adult, do the stuff you couldn’t as a kid.

Like, me and my sister went to a museum, and they had an extra exhibit of butterflies. But it cost £3. So we sighed, walked past, then stopped. We each had £3. We could see the butterflies. And we did it was great. We followed it up with an ice-cream as well because Mum and Dad weren’t there to say no.

I was driving back from a work trip with 2 other people in their early 20s, and we drove past a MacDonalds. One of the others went “Aww man, I’d love a McFlurry.” And the guy driving pulled in to the drive through. It was wild. But it was great.

I went to a park over the weekend and I was thinking “Man, I’d love to hire one of those bikes and cycle round the park.” It took me a few minutes to go “Wait, I can hire one of those bikes!”

I guess what I’m saying is, those impulsive things you wanted to do as a kid - see the dinosaur exhibit, play in the fountains with the other kids, lie in the shade for 2 hours - you can do when you’re an adult. You have to deal with a whole lot of other bull, but at least you can indulge your inner 8 year-old.

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