thatpoorlittledog

[thatpoorlittledog]

"This world has too many things wrong with it to pretend any more. A reset is in order, but until then I'll fly strong and free."

"So remember my name." -Victoria Lark Hayden

⌜ ✒ ⌟ Independent no fandom OC

⌜ ✑ ⌟ Multiverse/Multiship

⌜ ✒ ⌟ Open to para, icon, one liners, and !crack; flexible to most styles

⌜ ✑ ⌟ 1 year tumblr roleplay experience

⌜ ✒ ⌟ Pacific Time [US]

⌜ ✑ ⌟ Tracking: jadedbxrd

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[thatpoorlittledog]

Hey hey! Random giveaway time! So I’ve had Cathy for a while and have yet to do one of these, so I figured what better time than now, right? Right. Anyways, this giveaway is literally random. Prizes will be random and there are literally no limits on what I might give out, times I give prizes will be random, pretty much everything is random. It all depends on how I feel, so that’s fun.

Oh, and this giveaway never ends.  There are however, a few simple rules to follow.

DA RULES:

Follow me. Easy, right? Be a roleplay blog (for any fandom). Reblog this. Super simple. That’s it.  

Winners will be chosen whenever I feel like it until the end of time & will be notified by their tags. 

                                                               OX Cathy Hiatt

[thatpoorlittledog]

texts from last night! meme

[text] Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today? [text] The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here [text] He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after. [text] I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW [text] So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one’s for Team USA. [text] He gave me the “find somebody who wants to date you for who you are” speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants. [text] I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese [text] I just got high off one hit and then Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refrigerator and researching ways to replace it [text] Seriously. I’m like, “Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you’re so fucking intelligent I’m turned on?” [text] Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet? [text] He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I’m keeping him. [text] I’m making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life. [text] It’s a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later. [text] Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I’ve been waiting for this moment forever. [text] Lesson learned. Don’t roleplay with a real knife. [text] We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman’s birthday party for the food. Whoops. [text] He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle. [text] I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I’d say it was a pretty successful Thursday night. [text] I’m wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real. [text] He’s like… An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It’s almost unsettling [text] I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I’ve found the One. [text] Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while… if you happen to find your balls then join us [text] i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled “dibs!”… [text] and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered “Simba” [text] so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog. [text] Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever. [text] Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me [text] We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sounds logical. Thank you daylight savings. [text] when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was “chug-a-lug” [text] There’s a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork. [text] Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine [text] My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there. [text] He told me he loved me. I didn’t know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him [text] Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten [text] Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly. [text] He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter. [text] we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I’ve ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury [text] I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man’s heart. [text] When was the last time you wore pants? [text] I’ve replaced you with thin mints and masturbation [text] Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast. [text] Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time [text] Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent [text] We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person. [text] I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how’s your day going? [text] I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn’t need it today. [text] We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What’s wrong with this tradition? [text] all i’ve had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila. [text] Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don’t exist? [text] Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special [text] And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention [text] This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the “High While Analyzing Disney Movies” texts begin. [text] Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won’t quit poking me on fb [text] I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes [text] One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won’t be me. I’m drinking liquor out of a fishbowl. [text] You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy [text] im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster [text] just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing. [text] I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on [text] Let’s play a little game called “Chill the Fuck Out” - you’re our first contestant [text] Didn’t get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie. [text] I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion. [text] you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat [text] tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance? [text] We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out [text] maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game [text] i think its awesome that according to your mom i’m your friend that caught on fire. [text] So fucked up. Can’t tell if I’m starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out. [text] I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day. [text] Vodka is such a love hate relationship. [text] you traded sex for a burrito? [text] I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos. [text] You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there. [text] it’s not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher. [text] You’re always adorable, but when you’re drunk, you’re like Chia Pet adorable. [text] this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest [text] I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box [text] I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old’s Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day. [text] It’s like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it’s gummy bears and instead of milk it’s vodka. [text] You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go [text] Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome. [text] we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying “i mean who doesn’t like cheetos” [text] quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you [text] I left a cheeto on everyone’s car trailing to the house i’m at, hanzel and gretel style. [text] Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again. [text] nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs [text] When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar. [text] kinda considering buying a life alert for sophomore year [text] My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something. [text] Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex. [text] you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing ‘follow the yellowbrick road’. i’m pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted [text] It’s like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job. [text] did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes? [text] The world would be so much better with thought bubbles. [text] I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy! [text] You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen. [text] I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter. [text] So I woke up today with someone’s door knob in my pocket. I hope everybody else got out of the house ok. [text] So we successfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know. [text] Because when I say ‘You shouldn’t drink anymore’, she hears, ‘I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks’ [text] okay, this game isn’t funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are. [text] The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing. [text] when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed [text] so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat. [text] You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone [text] never. drinking. again. [text] I’m gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see. [text] got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night [text] I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now [text] i’m out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction. [text] Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.

[thatpoorlittledog]

I highly recommend you follow the person I reblogged this from.

[thatpoorlittledog]

Send me a sentence for my muse's reaction

"Are you crazy?”

"Are you even listening to me?"

"Are you even listening to yourself?"

"Are you sure they won’t find out?”

"Are you sure this is legal?”

"Are you sure you know what you’re doing?”

"Are you threatening me?"

"Be mine."

"Can you be anymore obvious?"

"Do I know you?"

"Do you love me?"

"Do you remember this?"

"Do you trust me?"

"Don’t go."

"Don’t let me die"

"Don’t look at me like that."

"Don’t make me beg.”

"Don’t you dare come near me!"

"Don’t you dare."

"Explain yourself."

"For you, I would _____"

"Give it back."

"Give me another chance."

"Have you ever even done this before?"

"How drunk are you right now?"

"I already regret this."

"I am not wearing that.”

"I can’t believe you missed that."

"I can’t do this anymore."

"I can’t even look at you."

"I could kill you!"

"I dare you." or "I dare you to _____."

"I didn’t do it.""

"I didn’t know you could do that."

"I don’t want to look at you right now.”

"I guess this is goodbye.”

"I hate you."

"I have to go."

"I just want to cuddle."

"I know your secret.��

"I love you, but I really wish I didn’t.”

"I love you."

"I miss you so very much."

"I missed you."

"I need a drink."

"I need a hug."

"I never really loved you."

"I owe you."

"I think I broke it."

"I think I’m falling in love with you. "

"I think I’m forgetting something."

"I think it’s broken.”

"I trust you."

"I want to be yours."

"I want to try this thing I read in a book.”

"I want you. Naked. In my bed. Now."

"I’ll be there in five minutes.”

”This is really inappropriate.”

"I’m all for spicing thing’s up, but isn’t this a bit much?”

"I’m bad for you.”

"I’m dying."

"I’m going to be sick."

"I’m not speaking to you anymore."

"I’m pregnant and it’s yours."

"I’ve never heard that one before."

"If you stay quiet, no one will know.”

"Is that my shirt?"

"It was me"

"It’s so beautiful.”

"It’s time to choose.”

"Just five more minutes."

"Just go."

"Just leave me alone."

"Just let me die."

"Just relax."

"Just what did we do last night?"

"Kiss me you idiot."

"Kiss me."

"Like you even care."

"Little too late, don't you think?"

"Make me."

"Marry me?"

"My Parents don’t know"

"My parents know.""

"Never again."

"Nh, don’t be so rough!"

"No, that can’t be my baby."

"No! You can’t die on me now!"

"Obviously there is something between us."

"Of all the things i've heard, that hurt the most."

"Put it away.”

"Put your trousers on!"

"Put. The. Weapon. Down."

"Quiet, I am trying to think."

"Relax, I have a plan."

"Really?"

"Shut up and listen."

"Take responsibility."

"That isn’t mine."

"That looked easier on TV."

"That sounds painful."

"That was a bad plan."

"That’s mine!”

"That’s the cheesiest pickup line I’ve ever heard."

"They’re coming.”

"This seems familiar."

"This stays between us."

"Truth hurts, don’t it?"

"Unbelievable. I can't believe you right now."

"Very good, you had me fooled."

"Want to hear a secret?"

"We need to talk."

"We’re moving too fast.”

"Well that was unexpected."

"What are we doing here?"

"What are you afraid of?"

"What are you touching?"

"What are you?"

"What do you need?"

"What happened to you?"

"What have I done this time?"

"What if someone catches us?”

"What sort of noise was that?”

"What the hell do you think you’re doing?"

"What were you thinking?"

"Where are my clothes?"

"Where did you find this?"

"Where do you even find this sort of thing?”

"Where were you?"

"Who’d have guessed you could pull such a face?”

"Why are you wearing that?"

"Why yes, I am as think as you drunk I am."

"You could have died!”

"You could have killed someone!"

"You coward."

"You don’t need to be so gentle.”

"You drive me crazy!"

"You have ten minutes, so make it quick.”

"You lied to me!"

"You mean everything to me."

"You owe me."

"You. Come. Snuggle. NOW!"

"You’re all out of ____."

"You’re an idiot.”

"You’re bad for me.”

"You’re dead to me."

"You’re pregnant and It’s mine"

"You’re really good at this…”

"You’re so weird.""

"You’re under arrest."

[thatpoorlittledog]

          “Blood makes you related but                      loyalty makes you family.”

[thatpoorlittledog]

Because 140 for an OC in such a tiny fandom is a big deal. And I kind of love you guys a lot. So I want give back with a little giveaway.

Rules:

 You have to be following me.

 Likes and reblogs count. 

 Don’t spam your followers though, that ain’t nice.

This giveaway runs from now until April 4th

Winners will be chosen and contacted April 5th

Prizes:

♫ First Place

Starter of your choice from either Dinah or Dice.* 

Post promo.

Approximately 700 word fic of the pairing of your choice.**

Three gifs sets or graphics of your choice.

♫ Second Place

Starter of your choice from either Dinah or Dice.*

Post promo.

Approximately 500 word fic of the pairing of your choice.**

Two gif sets or graphics of your choice. 

♫ Third Place

Starter of your choice from either Dinah or Dice.*

Post promo.

Approximately 300 word fic of the pairing of your choice.**

Notes:

*If the prize is won by a non-rp blog the winner will instead get a 100 word drabble in place of a starter

**Since this is a MTP/AIW blog those are fandoms I am most comfortable writing for, but we will discuss what I am familiar with outside these.

Example of fic [x]

Examples of gifs [x] [x] [x]

Examples of graphics [x] [x] [x]

[thatpoorlittledog]

Reblog if Mun and Muse are the same gender.

[thatpoorlittledog]

Send to see how my muse responds

"Take a chance on me."

"I'm the shell of a person that I used to be."

"I believe in you."

"From now on, I'm yours. Forever."

"What the fuck is wrong with me?"

"I'm so grateful to you."

"Nothing here is right."

"Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down."

"Did you met anyone?"

"People down here think I'm crazy, but I don't care."

"Why heart doesn't listen common sense?"

"With you it felt like in the movies."

"Kiss my ass!"

"I really want to make a love connection."

"I'm not afraid to face a little bit of danger."

"Let's get away just for one day."

"I wanted to vent but I never said nothing at all."

"What I did to you to make you hate me?"

"I ain’t censoring myself for nobody."

"Don't you ever wonder how we survive?"

"I'm not the villain, despite what you're always preaching."

"Save me."

"I should've known better."

"This can't be happening to me."

"I know it's already over now."

"You don't have to pretend that you didn't notice me."

"Raise your glass!"

"I would any day die for you."

"You touch me in many ways."

"Do you know that your love is the sweetest sin?"

"Would you kill to prove you're right?"

"Where is your God?"

"I want to show sun to you."

"Let's get down to business."

"Let's save the world."

"I think about you too much."

"This isn't normal anymore."

"You are my only one."

"This is the best time."

"What ever can happen."

"I've always been like this."

"I'm kind of outsider."

"It is easy to get me wrong if you don't know me."

[thatpoorlittledog]

The Wizard of Oz by illustrator Kevin Tong

[thatpoorlittledog]

No one will reblog this from me. 

The person I reblogged this from is beautiful.

[thatpoorlittledog]

Intensely wants to rp with your character but doesn’t know how to approach.

Breathes on your shoulder.

[thatpoorlittledog]

                       ＴＨＡＮＫ ＹＯＵ ＡＬＬ ＳＯ ＭＵＣＨ．

When I started this blog about two and a half months ago, I had no idea whatsoever that it would reach an incredible amount of followers. I mean, who would, really? I created this roleplay blog for three main reasons: a) because I fell in love with Elsa so hard it was impossible not to make one, b) because I wanted to share with people my interpretation of this beautifully complex character that Frozen has presented us with, and c) because writing is my passion, and what better way to improve than to write about something or someone that you love?

I wouldn’t want to bore you guys with my sentiments and delay this giveaway any longer, so I’ll try to say it in the most concise way I can muster (still not very concise whoops): thank you all so much — to those who’d been there since the very beginning, and to those who I’ve only recently discovered the beauty of. You’ve all been a wonderful part of this so far, and here’s to more adventures together, yeah? I love you all, and I thank you for being here with me. This giveaway here is just the least that I can do to express my gratitude.

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rules:

• Must be following me, since this is, after all, a giveaway for my followers.

• Reblogs only, though you may reblog multiple times so as to improve your chances of winning.

• Roleplay blogs only — sorry, personals!

• Prizes may take at least a week to make, so please be patient with me (photoshop tends to hate me so.).

• The giveaway ends on March 26, 7:00 PM, GMT +8 timezone. Winners will also be announced on that date.

• This must reach at least 10 notes to be valid.

prizes:

FIRST PLACE ( one winner ) : 

♥ 150 icons of anyone of your choosing, as well as 50 gif icons.

♥ Theme customization however you want it to look. ( optional )

♥  Threads and unlimited plotting opportunities.

♥ A marriage proposal. ( you cannot refuse this. ) 

♥ A link on my blog as my BOTM. 

SECOND PLACE ( two winners ) : 

♥ 75 icons of anyone of your choosing, as well as 25 gif icons.

♥  A thread and a plotting opportunity.

♥ My undying love and devotion. ( you cannot refuse this either. ) 

♥ A promo, everyday for a week.

THIRD PLACE ( three winners ) : 

♥ 50 icons of anyone of your choosing, as well as 10 gif icons.

♥  A thread and/or drabble ( may involve your character and others ).

♥ My affection and my love. ( you cannot refuse this too. ) 

♥ A promo, fancy graphics and all. 

  ＭＡＹ ＴＨＥ ＯＤＤＳ ＢＥ ＥＶＥＲ ＩＮ ＹＯＵＲ ＦＡＶＯＲ．                                            get it? cuz my name is effie, so…

[thatpoorlittledog]

Send me a sentence (angst)

"Take it back, I don’t want it."

"You said you loved me."

"Why won’t you look at me?"

"I think you should leave."

"I’m sorry, please believe me."

"It’s over."

"What’s wrong with you?"

"You’re a monster."

"I’m a monster."

"I didn’t mean to hurt you."

"You can’t tell anyone."

"Don’t do this, please."

"I don’t love you."

[thatpoorlittledog]

Put " I love you." in my askbox and see how my muse reacts.

[thatpoorlittledog]

[thatpoorlittledog]

Send me a "◆" if you like rping with me or want to someday.