thatonebirbnerd

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This is a tabloid. Please stop sharing their articles unironically

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We really do need to bring back the word "trolling" and warning ppl not to feed the trolls

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Internet Safety

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love the quail :3

#california quail :) #i miss the lil guys

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thinking about how when you experience a lot of shame in your formative years (indirectly, directly, as abuse or just as an extant part of your environment) it becomes really difficult to be perceived by other people in general. the mere concept of someone watching me do anything, whether it's a totally normal activity or something unfamiliar of embarrassing, whether I'm working in an excel spreadsheet or being horny on main, it just makes my skin crawl and my brain turn to static because I cannot convince myself that it's okay to be seen and experienced. because to exist is to be ashamed and embarrassed of myself, whether I'm failing at something or not, because my instinctive reaction to anyone commenting on ANYTHING I'm doing is to crawl into a hole and die. it's such a bizarre and dehumanizing feeling to just not be able to exist without constantly thinking about how you are being Perceived. ceaseless watcher give me a god damn break.

#yeah

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let’s settle this shit but do NOT reblog if you’re gonna be modest about it like a little BITCH. anyway privilege check tell me which ones apply to you: hot, funny, can dance, can do math, can spell, can drive, can cook

#uhhh some people think i'm hot but i'm too ace to know #definitely funny. i love being a meme machine at the function #still good with numbers but no algebra and nothing beyond that #and i've been out-spelling everyone since kindergarten

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good read for teachers.

#lol i didn't realize dr. price had this url on tumblr #anyway he's pretty good when it comes to resources for lower support needs autistic folks in general

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Elidryas but pretend it was all rendered and stuff, i got impatient

#pretty vari!

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Submitted by @sky-the-snail-fanatic

#i can think of examples in spanish and hebrew #i don't know WHY the first spanish example i think of is feliz navidad because i HATE christmas songs and it's half english #oh yeah someone mentioned la bamba. that works too #i have a good accent and I Will Use It #and i grew up going to synagogue with hebrew songs for every jewish holiday

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~Happy passover~

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i just found out tumblr was storing over three GIGABYTES of cookies on my device without me knowing and that's why it's been running so fucking slow recently... incredible. anyways everyone go clear your fucking cookies. don't let this website run a goddamn video game's worth of disc space in the background for no good reason.

#over 2gb for me???? #what the fuck hellsite

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9 People I'd Like To Know Better

Thanks for the tag @antariies! :D

Last song I listened to: something on classical radio

Favorite color: hmm, I think I would go with peachy pink

Currently watching: I don't really watch shows, I watch Twitch for pleasant background entertainment. So right now it's Cider Spider, the guy who made a viral and endlessly quotable series of FFXIV meme videos involving a very angry lalafell. (note: I don't play XIV at all, nor do I want to.)

Sweet/spicy/savory: I have the spice tolerance of your average white person. The other two are in a tie.

Last thing I Googled: a Discord conversation made me think of an old classmate, so I decided to see if she's on social media at all. No dice, but I hope she's doing well!

Current obsessions: I have a rotation of special interests and IRL fashion is at the front right now. Honestly, I have to give GW2 credit for helping me build and describe my own aesthetic sense.

I have not been in the loop about this tag game either, so I have No Clue Who To Tag but uhhh hi @astralarias @friesian @khorren @evilpol @nyoka-gorefell @miragecounseling @virtue-of-justice @cerus @elderdragonapologist

(oh hey cool I think Tumblr is only letting people tag 5 at a time :/)

#that's basically all my active mutuals yippee

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That feeling when your body is requesting something but you're not sure what so you just start eating and drinking random stuff to try and figure it out

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what's the most cancelable shit y'all do when ur not online

#lmao real

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I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook

I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat. 

#i'm not very good because juggling lots of ingredients and making sure i use stuff up before it goes bad is really difficult #but i can do the basics!

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#i love how genshin haters and genshin players are uniting in the tags #anyway i play the game and can confirm it's not wrong