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Oh you think your crusty converse are the crustiest?

8 year old me already beat you

#look at my dirty ass converse

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“are you an erin or an orla” im an uncle colm

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Just came here to tell you I once accidentally swallowed a 2 euro coin as a child👍

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PLEASE TELL ME THERES A JEGULUS FIC WRITER WHO HAS READ “The other ones” NOW MAKE IT BUT JEGULUS (every time I re read it I give each character a name from the marauders)

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Okay but the whole wizarding universe would have been so much better if it was in Ireland (better if it was Northern Ireland but absolutely amazing if it was like Cork or Kerry)

Evan: What happened your face?

Barty: See that bitch over there?

Regulus: That wee girl?

Barty: She tried to muscle in, things got ugly. She'll think twice next time.

Evan: You didn't fight that wain, did you Barty?

Barty: I did fight that wain, Evan, and I'll fight that wain again if I have to

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The sun tattoo, the walls, the shark stuffie, the song of Achilles, the headband, I love it all

He tried to read. He did 🦌🐈‍⬛✨✨

I love how i drew james’ arms so much here. It was just a lil doodle but i got too invested …

✨Kofi✨

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Every time a trans kid experiences joy J.K Rowling gets a tiny pebble in her shoe.

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Barty “the only test he’s ever failed is a drug test” Crouch JR.

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Oh it’s from Greek mythology, basically she’s being punished for her father’s actions by the Greek gods and she’s trapped on an island, every once in a while a boy washes up on shore and every time she tries her hardest not to fall in love with them but she always does and then eventually they have to leave and go back to their lives. Basically shes living in eternal heartbreak.

For the few months that Sirius left the UK to go somewhere tropical, where did he go? He was able to eat well and had his hair cut and clearly just got to live for five minutes. Did he find someone who lovingly cut his hair?? A muggle who took in a starving man and his weird horse and brought him back to health only to find that one day he had simply disappeared and never saw him again???? A muggle who hoped he finally found peace ??? A muggle who had no idea that he died only a couple years later?? Hello????

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Is it a calypso situation??

For the few months that Sirius left the UK to go somewhere tropical, where did he go? He was able to eat well and had his hair cut and clearly just got to live for five minutes. Did he find someone who lovingly cut his hair?? A muggle who took in a starving man and his weird horse and brought him back to health only to find that one day he had simply disappeared and never saw him again???? A muggle who hoped he finally found peace ??? A muggle who had no idea that he died only a couple years later?? Hello????

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James fleamont potter

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not to get political but, titties

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Sirius: Who hurt you?

Remus: What do you want, a list?

Sirius: …Actually yes.

Sirius: Names and addresses.

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James *drunk but trying to cheer up Reg*: Just remember, cupcakes were muffins that believed in miracles! Strive to be a cupcake!

Reg:

Reg: Did you just call me muffin

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I have school in 7 hours and this is what you do to me???

lol imagine james hugging regulus from the back so tight, crying so much that regulus feels his tears thru his sweater and in the most heartbreaking voice he says “please stay, reg. please, just stay”

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“Bye have good day” and then you go well seeing as I’m bawling my eyes out I don’t think I will but thanks

thr funniest part of therapy to me is when you first come in and you're exchanging niceties and they say "hello! how are you" and you say "im fine how are you :)" and then 30 seconds later they put on their therapist voice and say "so how are you doing?" and you go well lisa. believe it or not im doing Bad

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Starting ATYD today! Wish me luck! Seems like a heartwarming story about a group of boys with a happy ending! I know for a fact this will be a fulfilling read and will not be detrimental to my mental health!