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Reblog if you also think Toph shouldn’t have been a cop.

I want to see how “unpopular” this opinion really is outside cop-worshipping Reddit.

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King K. Rool x Donkey Kong: The New Empire

Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong must team up with their nemesis King K. Rool to stop the evil Skar Lanky who intends to take over DK Island and the world

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Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

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since i only ever send rick rolls to ppl i figured id just post one for all my followers for april fools day this year to save myself the effort

happy april fools y’all

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#I’ve made a poll now #Is it really just gay or cannon or are their more? #I know their are more but I wonder about the majority

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I feel like every ship on tumblr is cannon or lgbtq

#It might be in the circles I’m in #I need to know if this is right #WAIT #i can make polls #I’ll be right back

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What we dying from mutuals?

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

#FIRST ONE I ZOOMED IN ON #Dying from children’s stories #honestly that feels right and its horrifying

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I turn 30 next month so here’s what I learned in my 20s:

—don’t work for startups, they’re always one ‘innovative idea’ away adding ‘sell your kidneys on the black market’ to your job description.

—keeping a collection of basic OTC medicine on you will save your life one day. I recommend Advil, Imodium, and TUMS.

—those little single-use glasses cleaning wipes are 1000% worth the money

—overly self-depreciating jokes just make people uncomfortable, wean yourself off of them

—you can buy dehydrated mini marshmallows in bulk online and they’re a godsend for hot cocoa

—people don’t care if you have fidget toys on your desk they just want to play with them

—try to go to bed BEFORE the existential ennui kicks in

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I woke up and my brain chose Kahoot

#now in words! #It’s a kahoot baby

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I’ll take it

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For the Mertles!

Round 1 B Siblings Brackets

Merturtles belong to @queewp

Little Subjects belongs to @allyheart707

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Never to late to get a backup

#Blessed by the duck #Like a goblin I will be taking everyone’s #sorry for the inconvenience everyone

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dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

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If you support gay marriage reblog this. If you're on the homophobic side, keep scrolling.

As a bisexual, it sickens me that some people WILL keep scrolling.

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AAAAA

I love them, little sillies

Happy Valentine's day! [Extra under the cut!!]

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Hey hey hey hey

@queewp and @betterthanthc we should do this

my new hobby is making fake alcoholic drinks out of jello

#It’s a must do #please let me do this #ADD IT TO THE LIST

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