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shrew

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welcome to "king" ghidorah's novelty shop

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two sheep. standing still

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Grim has decided the kitten is annoying, so I try to help the situation by slipping her treats whenever he's around.

unfortunately, the kitten also wants the treats.....

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#me but also me

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death to america really is a universal prayer

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Wait are we called mammals after mammary glands? Are mammals named after tits???

ARE WE THE BOOBS CLASS?

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magical girl but the person you become when you transform is not you. it is something else. and the line between you and your magical form is drawing ever closer and yet so far away

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Do you think the boeing hitman like takes a plane to go kill those people

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#I'm not crying you are #jfc just kick me straight in the sternum next time damn

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take figures out of their boxes btw. sew patches on your favorite jacket. go to bed with your favorite plushes. wear the pants you usually save for special occasions. draw something cool on your wall. put a sticker on your laptop. dye your hair and pierce your lips. glass is meant to break, metal is meant to rust. items are meant to be used. that's how the world knows that somebody loved them.

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the current thing trad losers are losing their minds over is one singular dude on reddit that refurbished and hand painted a grandfather clock and they keep saying the guy “ruined its value” or “threw thousands out the window by vandalizing a precious heirloom” and let me just say as someone densely familiar with the world of antiques, there’s a 99% chance that this clock was a mass produced reproduction and there’s a 100% chance that clock is not as valuable as ppl think it is. when people hear the word ‘grandfather clock’ they’re always gonna assume you’re talking about something that was handmade in a woodshop by a jolly old man when rlly repros take up a waaay bigger slice of the market far more than any handcrafted items. and besides people will repaint or redecorate these ‘oh so sacred handcrafted items’ every day there’s a huge market for them. it’s the same reason why people like long furbies or dolls that have been customized to have like gore mouths or something. this is literally like watching a bunch of pretentious farts make a mountain out of a molehill. also the clock is kinda cool if I’m being honest

#HELLO THIS IS GORGEOUS?? #I NEED THIS CLOCK HOLY SHIT

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My fav thing about being an artist is that we’re always just noticing things. Sometimes I’m having dinner with someone and completely stop paying attention to the conversation in favour of committing the shape and material of my cup to memory. Or I’m looking at this specific patch of mineral buildup under the bridge every time i walk by it on the way to work because what if i need it for an environment someday. There are so many things to notice.

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We've apparently invented an artificial stone that, when cut, functions as a kind of Super Asbestos.

So, you know, watch out for that.

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Sumaco Horned Treefrog (Hemiphractus proboscideus), family Hemiphractidae, Loreto, Peru

photographs by Matt Jeppson