“Really?”
— me at inanimate objects
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this isn’t a shitpost, it’s canon
Not Healthy
Alex: Eating sixteen candy bars isn’t healthy, Thomas.
Thomas: Neither is sleep deprivation, Alex, but here we are.
Alex: *Speechless.*
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a normal person: obesity
an sjw: evolution
me, an intellectual: gaystar undertale
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she was lying when she told cody that dumbells were in her bag
she was hiding hot dogs
ohmygod that was one time
Amber d'Alessio aka the girl who made out with a hot dog in Mean Girls is Eva’s voice actor
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hey i saw your "is trap a slur video" and i agree :D
Traps are valid
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he enjoys mario cart and mac n cheese
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i like my tea served in the boston harbor
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chubby jefferson is shockingly underrated imo
he was basically america’s original foodie and had feasts extremely often
and he looks like he’s wearing some sort of corset in his paintings
i get that daveed and everyone he plays is supposed to be physically flawless and all, but max riemelt is hotter anyway
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