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hello! Just wanted to say your writting are awesome!!!! Love them!! (not a request just wanted to tell you this)

Holy moly this is so so sweet!! This really made me smile thank you so much, Anon 💛💛

#crying rn #thanks anon! #not writing

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This just in: Boston twenty-something has the biggest mouth you've ever seen. More at 11.

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true story

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Thats him, thats jerma

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Scout <3 and with introverted S/O who has.. anxiety (if that’s okay with you!)

They are super shy and don’t want to be with others except for Scout, because they are already close hehe ^^

I hope you don’t mind if this is a little all over the place 😭 I tried to cover everything in the ask though :•)!

Scout with an introverted partner with anxiety

No TWs

Opposites attract! It’s pretty obvious that Jeremy is not shy; he is loud and constantly bragging about himself to literally anyone even if they’re not listening. He just started yapping your ear off and claimed you to be his friend (even if you were just too anxious to walk away).

Now as your partner, he’s a lot more considerate knowing you’ve got anxiety. he still loves to talk a bunch while you both hang out together, but you’d be surprised that he doesn’t take advantage of your lack of talking. He so grateful that you do listen so intently to him, so he returns the favour. “–I dunno, what’d ya think, babe?”

He is your personal hype man. He knows you get into your own head sometimes, and how even small things like ordering food or asking for directions can be really difficult. On the bad days, Scout’s got it covered for you, but on the better ones, he’s encouraging you in his own way.

“You’ve got this babe! You’re smart and sexy as hell and your anxiety ain’t shit!”

Just as he is encouraging, Jeremy is also respectful. He doesn’t force you to hang out with his friends or go out when he does. He understands you need your space, but he will call you when he’s out just to say hi.

Though when you do come along for outings, he’s just as excited and proud to spend time with you! Scout brags about you a lot, and he is unashamed to brag about how great you are in front of others.

He picks up on your body language quite fast, so if you’re feeling drained or overwhelmed, Scout’s the first to interrupt whoever’s talking to you to ask you to ditch this place with him. He’ll never make you stay if you don’t want to.

It’s also good to mention that Scout is clingy, so he’s delighted that you don’t seem tired of him very often. He is so grateful that you like spending time with him; you told him that once and he got teary eyed.

If you’re too anxious to say no to people, he does it for you.

#tf2 x reader #tf2 scout #tf2 #i want to hug him omg

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I’m literally so obsessed with Scout from TF2 it’s not even funny, I just wanna kiss his stupid fucking face holy shit he’s so fucking ugly I love him

#I’m in my feels rn #I’d let him bonk me #tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 scout

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on the topic of scout my stepmom gave me a deodorant and its literally jist called sport. thats the scent. where was i going with this idk

Scoutcore. This is just what men are actually I think

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Each merc's reaction to an edible

Never had an edible. Ask someone else

#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #tf2 #team fortress 2

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The Mercs introducing themselves to you, the newbie (From Nicest to worst)

Engineer

Dell is polite, greeting you first and the one most likely to help you hunt down the other mercs to introduce yourself

Will shake your hand so hard you shake a little, but laughs the whole time and you’ll have a little oil left on your palm after

Very nice to meet first, but makes the other seem weirder by comparison

Sniper

Takes off his hat and brings it to his chest and bows a little bit, so gentlemanly! He’s also really polite! But remember…

“Be polite, be efficient, have a plan to kill everyone you meet.” sooooooo….

But besides the almost intense and analytical way he assesses you with his eyes, he’s very kind

Spy

The man lives and breathes manners (off the battlefield of course. On it he’s kinda a bastard)

Greets you in French, and if prompted to offer his name the way you offered yours, all you’ll get is a secretive smile and some smoke playfully blown at your face

He leaves you a little confused and alone in the room in a base you still get lost in but he’s pretty tamed compared to some of the other mercs

Scout

Doesn’t stand up to greet you but does yell out a welcome from wherever he’s lounging

If prompted by someone he’ll reluctantly stand up to give a proper hello, and uses this opportunity to size you up so to speak, seeing if he’s taller and more muscular (and is gonna brag how big of a deal he is)

It’s like meeting a college roommate. You can tell he’s not gonna be terrible but he doesn’t exactly roll out the red carpet for you (looks like you’re gonna have to impress him on the battlefield)

Heavy

First thing out of his mouth is a remark on how small you are, regardless of your actual size, then his list of facts about Sasha

You can't tell if he’s trying to impress or intimidate you, the wide, nearly manic smile on his face doesn’t help you figure it out

After firmly telling you you’re not allowed to touch Sasha ever, you just leave the man to his gun. You’re sure he’ll warm up to you eventually

Soldier

Barks an order at you to straighten up and to list your rank and name, if you don’t respond fast enough, he’ll give some stereotypical drill sergeant spiel that only frightens you because he’s too loud

Once you manage to give your name properly, Solly asks where in America you’re from (if you’re not American, lie) if he seems pleased with your answer, he’ll dismiss you with a salute and marches away from you, mentioning how he’s thrilled to get some “fresh meat” into the mix

He weirds you out considerably and is probably not the best person you wanna meet first

Medic

Poor you, Ludwig spends the first few minutes of your initial greeting trying to coerce you into getting a “standard physical.” Something in the way he said it makes you decline, so rather he does his own speedy version

He asks you if you had any recent surgeries, take any medication, any allergies, any family history of health problems. If you say something odd or graphic he’ll seemed overjoyed but if your answers are normal or boring, he seems satisfied but a little disappointed

He introduces Archimedes and you have to politely refuse petting the blood covered dove. He’s one of the worst mercs to meet first

Pyro

They show up out of nowhere and gets uncomfortably close to you, the nozzle of the flamethrower digging into your leg

You can’t understand what the hell they’re saying but you try to nod along and seem approachable, although your face may betray your fear and worry

Eventually, they clap excitedly and skip off somewhere. Later the team seems white as a sheet as you recount your meeting to them

Demo

He’s straight up plastered when you first meet him, a pile of empties by his side. His accent is so thick you can barely make out what he’s saying and you hope he’s not one of those drunks who picks fights for fun

You manage to get his name, field of expertise, and favorite type of drink before he passes out on the floor in front of you

Objectively the worst to meet first, because god knows what the others are like if Demo is like THAT

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Tf2 mercs as roommates I guess

Long-awaited sequel to tf2 mercs as gaming channels. Workshopped in the same fashion (in conversation with my siblings when we should be sleeping)

Scout is the worst roommate in the world. Scout does not do his laundry or the dishes and kinda expects you to do it for him. He is a jock and they're shitty jock laundry and shitty jock dishes. He gets water all over the floor when he gets out of the shower. He's super chill tho and fun to hang out with even if he is a smelly extrovert

Soldier is actually the worst roommate in the world. You can't invite people over because he's genuinely the weirdest person you've ever met. He gets up super early and is loud as hell about it. He's always inviting you to hang out with him tho. If only you liked being naked covered in honey

Pyro is the best roommate in the world idc. Pyro could burn my house down and I wouldn't care bc they're such a great guy

Demo is actually pretty okay! He's totally used to pulling his own weight and rocks to hang out with and even if he passes out on the couch you let him because he's great. He's my favorite can u tell

Heavy is fucking fantastic. Heavy will make you breakfast. Heavy will protect you from home invaders with his minigun. He does the laundry for the second, smaller bed in which he puts his gun. He's great he is also my favorite

Engineer is building some kind of Machination in your basement. If you don't have a basement, the garage. No garage, your parking space. Even though the basement is basically inaccessible because the floor is covered with broken glass, he makes sure to keep all that stuff out of your space. If he ever uses anything of yours, he buys it back for you.

Medic, similarly to Engie, is constantly building machinations in your home. However, he does not clean up after himself and your apartment is now full of cut-up paper plates that he doesn't even buy back for you </3. You confront him about it and he tells you he made a quantum suckentuben or whatever out of paper plates to vacuum the stairs. You tell him you live in an apartment building and don't have to vacuum the stairs. I want him so bad

Sniper is the weirdest man on the fucking planet. He also gets up super early, but is disturbingly silent about it. He likes to go outside and sit in trees to drink his coffee. He'll leave for five days to go fishing and come back with some bigass swordfish or something strapped to the top of his RV, promises to do something with it, and then passes out for twenty hours straight. He does get rid of the fish though. You can't complain about that

Spy is technically your roommate but you hardly see him. He does not want to hang out with you. He sits in his room all day by himself and you don't go in there because it smells and he pretends not to notice you whenever you try to hang out. Every couple of weeks he'll come home with a new suit but is constantly behind on his share of the rent because he's broke. A mystery wrapped in an enigma or whatever his deal is

#tf2 #team fortress 2

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#tf2 #tf2 memes #team fortress

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#look at this little goblin #doing his little goblin dancey dance #tf2 #pyro tf2

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Scout tf2 becoming an absolute himbo around his crush

Scout is the human equivalent of "this one's for you" and then missing the basket he was trying to make

We love pathetic men here <3

Gets you a microphone like his so that way he can suprise you with flirty remarks in the field

Speaking of flirty comments, expect a whole lot of them

Nicknames too

Sweetheart, sugar, babe, doll, baby fact

The list goes on

He's a desperate lil stinky man

"Awh come on sweetheart, just a little smooch?"

"Scout you are litteraly bleeding out from a stab wound-"

The both of you aren't even a couple, but it sure feels like it

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tf2 movie but its roger rabbit rules so teufort is just a normal town with live action people but the mercs and only the mercs are cartoons

This is how tf2 vs Overwatch works to me

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Hello! There's a snow storm in my city currently. Can I request how the mercenaries would be in the snow and winter? Thank you!

Ah, I hope you’re keeping nice and warm! We got a LOT of snow recently over here too! :•)

(Just assume they’re at snow point or cold front or somewhere else cold 😭)

TWs: Minor injury mentions

— Scout

Back home, Jeremy loved snow days. It meant a day off of school spent participating in massive snowball fights in the streets. It’s safe to say he’s pestering you and the other mercs for a snowball fight as soon as ceasefire is called due to the snow. He’ll even pull out the puppy dog eyes.

He’s the type to say “Babe! Babe, look at this!” And throw a handful of snow into your face the second you turn around. And he’ll laugh until you proceed to do the exact same thing. Then he’ll pout about it.

Scout gets cold pretty easily, but he could spend the entire day outside unless you drag him in. He doesn’t like sitting around during snow days but he knows that you know he’s shivering, so he caves and follows you in after a while.

He definitely has to make hot chocolate; he remembers how his ma used to make it for him and his brothers so he’s making it for you and him now. If you made it for him, though, he’s going to be kissing all over your face. And maybe tearing up, but he’ll deny that.

— Soldier

Soldier sees the snow as an added challenge, and nothing ever really stops Soldier from doing his patrols and training. He isn’t bothered by it very much and thus, doesn’t treat the day any different.

He does, however, see the snow as a bonus when you ask if he’s up for a snowball fight. He finds it’ll “promote team bonding” so he gets everyone to join in. Anyone who hits you, regardless if you were the intended target, gets their shit kicked in. Soldier’s defending your honour.

Basically the snowball fight ends with bloody noses and soldier exclaiming that you deserve a medal for your hard work. He would passionately dip kiss you right then and there but Medic wants to look at his bloody nose first.

After cleaning up everyone’s wounds, Soldier likes to sit by the fireplace (or space heater) and just enjoy the atmosphere with his arm around you. He might ramble on about his stories of war, but for once Jane’s voice is quieter. He enjoys the calm moments spent with you while it snows on in the background.

— Pyro

Pyro loves snow days!! It’s one of the only times that the team actively seeks them and their services to light the fireplace, and they adore being helpful! But they especially like spending time in the snow too. They want to do everything they possibly can with the snow!

When they say they want to do everything, they mean everything. There are so many snow angels and snowmen (that either look horrific or overtly cutesy) outside the base it’s great! They’re delighted to have you help them and they’re always stopping every once in a while to adjust your scarf or hat to make sure you’re warm.

If you’d rather spend the day inside, don’t worry! Pyro still will have their fill of snow, but they’ll come back to spend time keeping warm with you inside. They make the best hot chocolate ever; with the candy cane/cinnamon stuck, whipped cream, chocolate drizzle; everything!

Please, whatever you do, don’t spend too much time outside; if they see you shivering too much, Pyro will frantically try and light a fire immediately to warm you. The base has almost burnt down twice and Engineer says a third time might do the building in.

— Heavy

Misha’s very used to the cold weather and snowy terrains back in Russia. It doesn’t bother him at all, he’ll just put on a coat and go about his day. I feel like he’d probably be the only one willing and capable of shovelling out a path outside if it weren’t for the fact that Soldier refuses to lend his shovels to anyone.

He knows that he’s used to the cold but he does worry about you; he doesn’t care if you’re also used to snow, he’ll still make you wear a thicker jacket and a scarf, regardless if you protest. Heavy doesn’t want you getting sick, take his scarf please. It’ll ease his mind.

His favourite activity is probably building with snow; when he was younger, his sisters loved building forts and snowmen, and they’d enlist him to help whenever they could. Heavy likes building snowmen with you and he’ll gladly take care of the heavy lifting just to see your delighted grin.

He’s definitely the first to usher you back inside when it’s too cold or he sees you shivering. Misha will make you sit down and warm up by the heater or fireplace while he makes you something warm. He’ll let you help if you insist, and you’ll both be warm and content reading a nice book by evening. That’s his favourite part.

— Demoman

This man loves snow days! Scotland’s known for the weather being colder and dreary at times, so the snowfall reminds him a little of home. The cold doesn’t bother Tavish too much; unless it gets to be too cold for his liking, then he’ll complain. But he will absolutely never say no to building a snow fort with you.

He suggests sledding, even though you don’t have a sled. Demoman will either find something that could pass as a sled or you’ll both just roll down the hill, having the time of your lives as you tumble. Don’t worry; he’ll hold onto you tight so you don’t get hurt, but it’s not guaranteed that he’ll see an obstacle that sends you both flying.

If you suffer any injuries from sledding, he’ll kiss them better before yelling for medic (and apologizing for not seeing the rock that sent you both flying). After you’ve had enough of the cold, he’ll offer to go inside and enjoy a hot meal. Tavish can cook pretty well since he used to cook for his mum all the time, so you’ll be warmed up in no time.

He’s definitely someone who spends half the snow day enjoying the snow and the other half taking it easy indoors. If you end up staying up late, Tavish has some stories about cryptids associated with winter he’d love to share over a cup of hot chocolate or tea.

— Engineer

Dell runs pretty warm but he is not a fan of the cold. Growing up in Texas, he rarely ever saw snow, so he’s just not accustomed to that type of weather. But he also dislikes it because the old space heater in his workshop is not warm enough, and he never has time to fix it. Safe to say, he’s a much bigger fan of the summer.

Though Engineer does like that you have more excuses to cuddle now that the temperature’s lowered. He tends to come to bed earlier simply because he likes getting into bed and leeching some of your body heat. He doesn’t mind being the little spoon on a snow day; he finds it harder to get up in the morning, though.

He does brush you accidentally with the gunslinger, which is freezing now that it’s cold, but Dell apologizes a lot for it (sometimes he does it on purpose but shhhh)

If you think he wouldn’t enjoy sledding with you, you’re wrong. With a little convincing, Dell will make a sled with you and you both will go barrelling down a snow bank screaming and laughing the entire time. He heavily enjoys it. Yeehaw!

— Medic

Ludwig grew up in Germany; he’s not unfamiliar with snow days. However he finds that he’s not as inclined to spend those days going outside and playing, he’d much prefer to stick to the infirmary to catch up on paperwork and the like. Nothing wrong with catching up on work!

Speaking of outdoor shenanigans; Ludwig is a menace. He urges you to bundle up so you don’t catch a cold, but will flick snow into your face randomly to pester you if you’re not listening to his rambling about how it would be awful to lose Archimedes in this snow.

It’s not really a snowball fight, you’re more just throwing snow at each other until you both decide to truce and make snow angels and snowmen instead. You have to tell him not to give life to the snowmen. He pouts about it.

A snow day is the rare occasion that Medic gets somewhat of a break, so he spends half of it being productive and the other half making up for time he doesn’t get to spend with you. Most likely after your outdoor shenanigans are over, he’ll make that evening an impromptu date, and go to bed early for once.

— Sniper

Sniper does not like the snow. He gets cold pretty easily, and growing up in Australia means he wasn’t exposed to it much. He doesn’t do well with the cold so a snow day with him will mostly be spent inside the base or camper depending on how bad it is.

The cold makes Mick pretty sluggish. He wants to just cuddle in a blanket and nap in your arms for the day. Obviously that isn’t entirely plausible but he does sleep in considerably, and grumbles when you try to get up from his arms. “World cold and hard, partner warm and soft” mentality.

If you manage to convince him to go outside, he’s a little more grumpy-looking than usual. That melts away though, when he sees how happy you are playing in the snow. He gets a little hint of a smile when you ask him to join you. Maybe the snow isn’t so bad if you’re making snow angels with the one you love.

Do not challenge him to a snowball fight. You will lose. And Sniper will be very smug about it. He’ll make you a hot chocolate, and kiss your forehead as an apology for hitting you square in the head with a snowball.

— Spy

Spy detests the cold, which is partially because his body doesn’t retain it very well, and partially because his suits get ruined when snow melts on them. If you think you can convince him to go out in this weather? Good luck. Because it will take a lot of pestering, and even then Spy is complaining the entire time.

He doesn’t want to play in the snow, Spy’s pretty clear that he thinks he’s better than that. But he does enjoy watching you have a good time, making snow angels or building snowmen. It lightens his mood a bit. Until you promptly drag him down with you to make a snow angel. Then he’s muttering “Merde…”

After that brief moment in the snow and a small scuffle, he’d just like to relax in his smoking room with a tea and you in his lap with him. It’s much calmer and he enjoys the comfort of your company and the peace a snow day can bring.

He puts his cold hands up your shirt simply to piss you off. It’s payback for the snow angel thing, every time he does it. Spy will keep doing it, especially if you do it to him; that only eggs him on. That’s probably his favourite part of winter.

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Tf2 starts in 1968 and currently ends on 1972.

Scooby-Doo debuted in 1969 and so I assume that is the original year the show takes place in and goes well into the 70s —judging by my father's claims and memories of the show.

Paul McCartney was a member of the Beatles and he guest starred on Scooby-Doo. Soldier is canonically POSSIBLY the direct reason the Beatles are dead(?) in the tf2-verse.

Tom Jones has not guest starred on any Scooby-Doo spin off I can find, but we can disregard that since he got his start in the early 1960s in the first place.

THEREFORE, I think I can justify an au where literally the only difference from canon is Shaggy is the third Mann brother and so the team has to fight an eldritch god and Scooby takes over Mann co.

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How The Mercs Would Hug You (Platonic And Romatic)

Engie

As Friends

Engie, due to his short height, has grown the habit of hugging around the waist. He'll almost always ask you for a hug instead of just walking up and hugging you since he definitely respects personal space.

"Nice goin partner!"

When Dating

Once you two start dating every now and again he'd hug you from behind while you're doing things. He always has a secure hold on your hips while he buried his face in your neck. He often talked about his day when he did this. Usually it would end when he whines in your ear about wanting a hug too. He'll do that until you are forced to stop what you're doing to give him your attention.

"Honeybee?...sugar ah know ya can hear me...c'mon whah dontcha take a break for a little whahle? Ah wanna hold ya!"

Pyro

As Friends

They squeeze. It's never just a gentle side hug or anything. They'd come out of nowhere, pick you up off the ground and squeeze you as tight as they can. This usually leaves you breathless.

"HU! (HI!)"

When dating AS MEGA BESTFRIENDS

They have escalated the hugging. Now it is every time they see you and every time they have to leave you. Sometimes they'll straight up just not let go until you can't breathe anymore. There was one time where they had to bring you to Medic due to you passing out.

You then had to set a certain amount of seconds that they were allowed to hug you to stop them from doing it again...

"HUD HU-...hu hu...(BEST FRI-...oh no...)"

Scout

As Friends

He was really into side hugs but even those were scarce. He never liked getting too mushy with friends. It was usually only when leaving each other for long periods at a time that you two gave each other side hugs.

"I'll see ya soon toots!"

When Dating

Scratch the fact that he didn't want to be mushy, this kid was all over you now. He was commonly found hugging from behind you with his arms over your shoulders. It was cute at first...

Until he refused to let go and you had to spend a whole ceasefire day awkwardly walking around with him clinging around your shoulders and stealing bites of whatever food you grabbed.

You nicknamed him leech after that.

"Na, I don't dink I'm lettin go doll. You're stuck wid me!"

Soldier

As Friends

Soldier wasn't really a hugging type of person. The closest you got was when he put an arm over your shoulder after a few drinks. He then began a drunken ramble about America that you couldn't escape because of the death hold he had on you.

"-AND THAT'S WHY I DON'T EAT GINGERBREAD MEN! THEY SERVED THEIR COUNTRY PROUD WHEN THEY WERE BAKED ALIVE FOR US TO EAT!"

"Soldier-...can't-...breathe-"

"YOU ARE RIGHT PRIVATE! THEY CAN'T BREATH! BRAVO!"

When Dating

He didn't so much hug you as he carried you. You would just be having a normal day sitting on the couch, chilling, when suddenly you were pulled from your spot and into his arms. Every single time he did this you made a squeaking noise and struggled for a minute before realizing it's him and proceeding to pout because he scared you. He found the reaction absolutely adorable thus leading to him doing it more. He usually walked around with you yelling for him to put you down. He would only ever set you back down when you threatened to steal his helmets and throw them in the trash.

You hated that you loved this man sometimes...

"Awwww cupcake! But you are so cu-"

"I swear to god Jane if you don't put me down I'm taking your helmets and chucking them in the fucking garbage"

"...but my helmet...why...why would you say that cupcake?"

"God damn it Jane!...*sigh*...look I'm...I'm sorry for exploding like that."

*precedes to continue pouting, making you feel guilty*

"If it will make you feel better you can-...*le second sigh*...you can carry me for the rest of the week..."

"YAY! I SHALL PERSONALLY CARRY YOU TO OUR SLEEPING QUARTERS!"

Spy

As Friends

He never touches you when you're friends, mostly because he didn't really know how. Sure he knew how to embrace a lover but he had absolutely no idea what to do when it came to just politely hugging a friend. He was scared he might give you the wrong idea and lead you on by accident so he never touched you...

Well he did give you high fives at least.

"Slap my hand!...Slap it now!"

When Dating

When dating he knew all the right ways to hold you. He knew when to surprise you with embraces and when to gently take you into his arms. You both usually ended in a straitjacket position with him behind you, swaying just slightly as he whispered things to you. He always made it really romantic.

"Ahh mon petite chou-fleur. Ze stars pale in comparison to your eyes. No living being would believe zat such a perfect person could ever grace zis earz...you are truly one in zree billion mon amour"

Medic

As Friends

The 'doctor' was really awkward with hugs. He never really knew when it was a good time. That led to a few times where you were completely and utterly surprised by them. Like how one time you were getting something from the fridge and when you turned around he was there. You bumped into him and before you could even say anything he trapped you in a hug, putting his arms around you, effectively trapping your arms at your sides. Once the surprise hug was over he just left without a single spoken word. You looked to Heavy who had been standing in the corner of the room and he just shrugged.

". . ."

When Dating

The surprise hugs still happened and were even more frequent but there was also a new little thing he did. Sometimes, when he'd be in the medbay with you doing paperwork late into the night, he would turn on some music. You never noticed the sound until he came over to you. He always pulled you out of your chair and quickly wrapped his arms around your waist before slightly swaying to the music. It was always very rare but god you absolutely loved when he did that.

"Hmm hm hmmm hm hmmm..."

"Josef? What are you-"

"Shhh...hm hmm hmmm hm hmm hmmm...jou are beautiful in ze moonlight liebe..."

Demo

As Friends

Once you were known as his friend you were put on Demo duty. Pretty much every night you brought him to his room. This commonly ended with him falling on you a few times in which he would cling to you for dear life. There were a few times when doing this that he had actually torn your clothing.

Luckily he was always too drunk to remember.

When he wasn't drunk though, he would pull you next to him and give you a side squeeze which pinned your arms to your sides. He would quickly walk off after the hug though since it usually happened after victorys so he wanted to go get shitfaced as fast as he could.

"WOOOO! NICE JOB! NOW LET'S GET SOMETHIN TA DRINK!"

When Dating

You continued to stay on Demo duty and thus still had him tearing up a few of your shirts every now and then. The only difference now was that he fully trusted you and sometimes he got really...emotional...whether he was drunk or not didn't matter. Sometimes when you two were alone together he would just burst out crying. You would ask what was wrong and open your arms for him. He would then wrap his arms tightly around you and lay his head on your shoulder as he cried about anything and everything. If he was sober it was usually about insecurities like his eye or that he was disappointing his mother. When he was drunk it was usually ramblings about how much he loved you and how much he didn't deserve to have such good people around him.

You would let him do this for hours without ever letting go...

"I-Ijust *sobs* Idon'tknowwhat I-I didtadeserve y-ye a-and *sobs more* Ijustloveyesomuch!"

Sniper

As Friends

Nope, not happening, stay six feet away please and thank you. He absolutely refused to hug or be hugged. He didn't like human interaction already, he didn't need to add the stress of touching on top of it. You respected that and made sure to only ever touch him when absolutely necessary.

"Oi'm not a very hands on person..."

When Dating

Once he began trusting you he let you just a little bit closer with each passing day until he finally hugged you. You both were in the sniping tower practicing your aim. You were scoped in when you heard him shuffle around a bit. You didn't pay attention, assuming he was going to get a new gun or something when he suddenly wrapped his arms around you and rested his chin on your head. You were shocked and a bit confused. You asked what he was doing and he just let out a low grumble. You decided to not push it and be happy you got this far with him. You did your shooting with him resting against you.

You had a goofy looking smile on your face for a whole week after that.

"Don't say anythin please. Oi just wanna hold ya..."

Heavy

As Friends

He had no choice but to be extremely gentle when hugging people, otherwise he ends up breaking their spine and killing them. So he usually never hugged people. There was one exception though. When the heating went out while at the Coldfront base everyone began piling on blankets and coats to escape the cold. Problem was you were especially susceptible to the cold. You began not being able to do things as simple as making a fist. So to save your health you had to be clinging to someone to keep you warm. Being that the only person you really trusted was Heavy he kinda had no choice. He spent three days acting as if he was holding glass. It was really awkward at first but soon you two grew comfortable with it. After that you became the only person in the base that he hugged...

"Leetle Y/n not bueelt for cold. Heavy weell help..."

When Dating

Once you two began dating he began holding you even more. He would always make sure he wasn't squeezing you too hard and never held you without your expressed permission. He continued to treat you as carefully as someone would treat a little kitten. Funny enough that's a nickname he gave you. Half due to the little sounds you made when being hugged and half because he just found you absolutely adorable.

"Ees keetten okay? Heavy doesn't hurt keetten does he?"