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dunkin donuts more like dick in donuts. lol.

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the smiling grinner knows the worllds its dinner

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I need you all to see how newborn giant pacific octopuses look when they swim

The way their little stubby tentacles flop uselessly...they're so silly <3

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*ska music fading happily into the distance*

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the real problem with necromancy is all of these necromancers are pursuing immortality instead of dying so all the good necromancer names are taken for like centuries at a time. the other day i met a guy who called himself skull james

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I had a dream about a cowboy movie last night and I woke up to write it down so I would remember

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guinea pig

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Draw your OTP with these hats

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I just think people who clean public spaces should make no less than $100,000 a year

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oh yes it's that time of year

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hey hey HEY. when i joined tumblr in the early 2010s i remember a lot of millennials swearing they would never treat the younger generation as badly as they were treated and misrepresented. i'm seeing a lot of you going back on that. stop mocking young people and start remembering you were new to the universe too once

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Black-banded Trinket Snake aka Red Bamboo Snake (Oreocryptophis porphyraceus laticinctus), family Colubridae, Malaysia

This variety is sometime called the "Red Mountain Racer".

photograph by Nick Volpe

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Being a young adult is so strange. You enter a coffee shop. The 20 year old girl waiting behind you cried all night because she just came to a new city for university and she feels so alone. That 27 year old guy over there works a job he is overqualified for, he lives with his parents and wants to move out but doesn't know what to do about it. That one 24 year old dude already has a car, a house, and a job waiting for him once he graduates thanks to his dad's connections. The 26 year old barista couldn't complete his higher education because he has to work and take care of his family. The 28 year old girl sitting next to you has no friends to go out with so she is texting her mother. That couple (both 25 years old) are married and the girl is pregnant. The 29 year old writing something on her laptop has realized that she chose the wrong major so she is trying to start all over. We are not alone in this, but we are actually so alone. Do you feel me