terrestrial-conspiracies

[terrestrial-conspiracies]

The average countryhuman fandom experience is seeing a high quality artwork of some random country in a uniform, forgetting to check what uniform it is, going to similar pictures and the next thing you know you're stuck in a rabbit hole of digital drawings that you're pretty sure defy the geneva conventions.

#countryhumans #yeah i regret it too :| #worst part is #the illegal artwork is really well-made

[terrestrial-conspiracies]

Instead of black cat and golden retriever dynamics, i propose the golden cat and black retriever dynamic. The former is a bit snippy, not outgoing, but has a warm personality when you get to know them. They like to criticise things. They're smart, but not witted, and don't really know how to properly communicate their opinions without seeming arrogant. The latter is serious, but more outgoing. Not overly clever, but they know when to talk, and make the right suggestions at the right moments. They'd be a good leader, but prefer to stay in the second place. They seem endearing and polite, they won't shout at you when you do something genuinely stupid, but rather forcefully remove you from the situation. Would be a femme, but doesn't like dresses.

#idk ship dynamics #ship dynamics #character dynamics #relationship dynamics #black cat #golden retriever #black retriever #golden cat #i imagined them to be lesbians #decide for yourself

[terrestrial-conspiracies]

Monster girlfriend who pushes you against the wall and smashes her lips into yours.

Monster girlfriend who pries your lips open with her tongue and slides it past them.

Monster girlfriend who begins to push her long, wet tongue down your esophagus, her hands groping your waist.

Monster girlfriend who doesn't seem to stop, no regard for human limits, and pushes it deeper, down into your guts and flesh.

Monster girlfriend who gently rubs your skin to comfort you, when you tense up, not even having the capacity to whimper.

Monster girlfriend who hungrily licks along your insides and eventually reaches deep enough to pleasure you through the thin walls of your organs. Like, upside down. Kinda.

This is my first time writing something like this, i am genuinely disturbed lmao what is this

#monster fucker #am i gonna get banned for this #is this allowed #i should prolly add some tws #uhhhh #tw choking #tw tongue #tw vore #tw making out #tw adult stuff

[terrestrial-conspiracies]

Horrific monsters in dark basements but they're neither scary™ nor actually wholesome™ and instead just want to be left the f#ck alone in their house.

#character tropes #tropes #monster

[terrestrial-conspiracies]

A nonhuman character that was created as a weapon, but she/her in the way you call a very nice car "she"

#uhhh what do i tag this as #character tropes #i'm new in this part of tumblr #tropes