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riddle me this, riddle me me that, whoose afraid of the big small cat.

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Tfw you're transported to the alternate universe where everything is a metaphor for your complicated relationship with what it means to be grown up

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Okay, I completely understand that getting time off work can be a Sisyphean ordeal these days, but every time I run into the whole "only rich people go on vacation" discourse I'm thinking surely I'm not the only one whose childhood experience of "going on vacation" was piling everybody into the car and driving for six hours to pay twenty dollars a day for the privilege of setting up some leaky tents on a fifty-foot-by-fifty-foot patch of dirt next to a mosquito-infested pond in a "private campground" whose only standout features were a. an outdoor miniature golf course that hadn't been maintained in twenty years, and b. a truly breathtaking fire ant population.

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#neurodivergentsweep

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Elf cooking show: First person helmetcam of a an elf hunting and killing a deer with their bare hands. They sing a lullabye to the deer before they snap it's neck and prepare a side salad.

Dwarf cooking show: America's Test Kitchen but even more rigorous. 20 minutes of discussing how to maintain precise heat just to boil water.

Halfling cooking show: Great British Bake Off with soap-opera levels of internal drama. Everyone is stoned off their ass.

Orc cooking show: Edible mythbusters. The contestants must make bbq with a live dragon. People straight up die sometimes.

Goblin cooking show: Goblins don't really understand the concept of restaurants, but they have a show like Diners Dive ins and Dives for rooting through people's trash.

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Tasteful bulge? Yeah I would like a taste f- [I am interrupted by the sound of a dry twig snapping. This is impossible, as I am in the infinite linoleum bathroom dimension for this joke.]

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Every time I think god I need therapy I ask myself what would i say to my therapist???

And I go over topics in my mind and what do I think a therapist would answer and then I’m just like shit that’s true

And it takes like 5 min max and it’s free so,

girl

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immigrant mother’s wisdoms (as always, posted one month ago on patreon @/magpiecrown, and to nobody’s surprise a month later the weather remains just as random)

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We need to buy a bunch of food for our cat Ricky for his new diet, could we possiboy get $100 to buy a couple of months of food? We're two disabled trans women looking for work

Venmo: AGIEF

Cashapp: $cmder

Paypal: https://paypal.me/agieocean

$120/$320 raised, edit, we got the money for food (ty) but we also need money for household stuff including shampoo, razors, and a boxspring to deal with the fact that im having a harder and harder time getting up

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put some balls on that futa, you fucking coward

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✨im gonna git you!!!!✨

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tweet to original artist

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