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*stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp*

IM HERE TO GET SEXUAL

#drug m /

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spicy

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my dick is malleable, it can be shaped into any form i desire, and with the magic of stop motion technology, i have crudely recreated every wallace and gromit movie using nothing but my plasticine dick. recently, my dick has dried up, and is now permanently shaped like the steamroller from bob the builder

#TAGGED IN #THANK YOU #NSFW /

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YOU SAID MAKE IT WORSE,

HERE I AM.

#I HAVE BEEN TOLD I MADE A GRAMMAR MISTAKE BUT OH WELL

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WE HAVE FORGOTTEN IT’S TRUE PURPOSE.

#nsfw / #ask to tag //

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DROPS MY PHONE, PICKS IT BACK UP.

PHONE HAS LITERALLY GONE TO A SITE CALLED “MEN.COM”

#I WOULDN'T SUGGEST GOING TO MEN.COM. #IT SAYS 18+ #BUT HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? #nsfw jokes /

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YOU’RE WELCOME, NOW IF YOU DON’T MIND. I HAVE AN IMPORTANT CALL TO MAKE.

HEATS ONE OF THESE FUCKERS UP IN A PAN ON HIGH AND WINGS IT AT MY UNSUSPECTING FRIENDS LIKE A FRISBEE.

#WE KNOW WHERE THIS OPEN RP GOES. #coelestialis #injury m ?

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HEATS ONE OF THESE FUCKERS UP IN A PAN ON HIGH AND WINGS IT AT MY UNSUSPECTING FRIENDS LIKE A FRISBEE.

#GRILL DISK.

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@cyanociitta

WELL I DID MEAT YOU HALFWAY.

#THIS IS SO FORCED.

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cyanociitta:

#THIS IS THE CLOSEST IMAGE I COULD FIND #IT IS RECEIVED? #food / #meat / ?

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#ONCE MORE THEN

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I WILL DO EVERYTHING IN MY POWER TO RECEIVE IT.

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#MEET ME HALFWAY

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#HELLO DASHBOARD #eye strain /

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I THRIVE ON CHAOS AND HARMLESS JOKES.

#BOTH IN COMBINATION IS EVEN BETTER