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i hate when people complain about how technology is “ruining everything.” i have over 200 pictures of my dog on my phone and i can send them to my friends when they are sad. how is that ruining anything. why do you hate happiness
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this is me rising from the ashes to announce that yes hello i still exist
how is everyone?
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Projected horoscopes of the month
AQUARIUS: you need to eat more ass
PISCES: you need to eat more ass
ARIES: you need to eat more ass
TAURUS: you need to eat more ass
GEMINI: you need to eat more ass
CANCER: you need to eat more ass
LEO: you need to eat more ass
VIRGO: you need to eat more ass
LIBRA: you need to eat more ass
SCORPIO: you need to eat more ass
SAGITTARIUS: you need to eat more ass
CAPRICORN: you need to eat more ass
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i stopped caring when i was like 3
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wow
omfg
dw i got the sunscreen covered
oh. maybe you should wear some sunscreen.
30 hours a day outside is not good for you.
you dont need to get that much sun every day.
you dont need that much vitamin sun.
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omfg
yes dadim eating just fine
getting plenty of sun
spending 30 hours a day outside
i am indeed alive
ive gotten better at keeping myself that way
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i am indeed alive ive gotten better at keeping myself that way
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wow im awake and online
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BISEXUALS ARE NOT CONFUSED
Bisexuals are not confused
BISEXUALS. ARE. NOT. CONFUSED.
BISEXUALS ARE NOT CONFUSED
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IF YOU DO NOT REBLOG THIS A SKELETON WILL SNEAK INTO YOUR HOUSE AND MAKE AN ELABORATE SANDWICH AND USE THE SAME EXACT KNIFE FOR EVERY CONDIMENT WITHOUT CLEANING IT OFF
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And meet me there, bundles of flowers, we wait through the hours of cold.
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she wolf // shakira
there’s a she wolf in the closet
open up and set it free
there’s a she wolf in the closet
let it out so it can breathe
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the maker also has a couple other really cool themes
temporalgodkind replied to your post “someone give me a good theme. ”
my theme is a good theme
hmmmmm.
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I have missed this
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