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I love it when

Your roommate eats/used your food without asking.

#sorrythisisntabuffet #buyyourownbutter #awkwardasshole

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the waiter at olive garden has been grating my cheese for 6 hours now waiting for me to say when. customers are screaming. three people have died. I will not yield.

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I don’t know what ending you guys got, but mine was great.

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"She never thought the toilet paper roll would fight back." [jesst]

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In every artist’s life there is a moment when they realize they have to create some masterpiece people going to remember them for. I think that day has come in my life. I’ve decided to combine my own interests with the world’s tendencies. So here, mantis, which is, in my opinion, the sexiest insect in this world. And, in order to make this pic more interesting for majority of people I’ve added these lovely tanned boobies on the background. In the end, to make this piece look even better, I’ve added some sunny landscape with the forest and calm sky. And to make it even more popular I’ve added some lovely kittens.

Enjoy, my friends. And remember me. Forever.

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Son, I found your fedora. At first I thought you were a brony and I was going to be very disappointed. But then I found your giant stash of checkered vans and hawaiian shirts. Ska punk forever, son. Ska punk forever.

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Stargate Help!

If you can spread this please do! I talked about getting Stargate more attention/notice on Tumblr so I made the Instagram & Facebook for Fuck Yeah Stargate to help aid in that effort. If you could please follow both or either that would be cool. If you don’t have either that is ok.. simply reblogging this would be helpful & awesome. Thank you! Spread this! Let people know the Stargate Fandom is very much ALIVE! Instagram: fyeahstargate (@fyeahstargate) Facebook: fyeahstargate

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tumblr has become a bigoted unhealthy website where you are praised for fitting into as many obscure minorities as possible and are told whatever u say is invalid if u are part of any majorities and it’s out of hand and ridiculous

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Booty game too strong

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Just your pal Jody wishing you a Happy Valentine’s Day!

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this is my favorite part of kill bill