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did you click on my blog expecting “jokes”?? Fool. I am the joke

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*shudder*

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I love seeing posts where someone says something that clearly sets up a joke and then has very obviously messaged their friend to question it in a reblog so they deliver the punchline with maximum impact. Haven't seen that in a while

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tumblr comedy I haven’t seen in a while and I kind of miss: when someone says like ‘smoothies are great’ and then someone else says ‘juices are great too!’ and the first person says ‘make your own post’ and then the second person says ‘okay’ and then you scroll down and theres a second post.

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Anon loves his mum

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October is the month of being horny for vampires on main

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ahaha what if.. i was a robot.. and you were a woman…. and i made fun of you and tried to kill you…… and then i was turned into a potato……. and we kissed…. haha jk… unless? 👀

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A genre-savvy character hears a prophecy

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Trunk or treat done right: hilarious, but definitely scarring some children.

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ok so !! 5 days until halloween, here’s your yearly reminder that día de muertos is  NOT in any way shape or form, a latinamerican equivalent to halloween. día de muertos holds huge cultural importance in mexico (can’t speak for other countries), it is a day where we celebrate our loved ones who have passed and they can cross back over to spend the night with us. it’s important to me and many others, please do not use it as a prop for your halloween decorations and costumes

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friendly reminders with stock photos

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I didn't know bucket toothpaste was only a thing here!

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