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You should be able to redo your vote on a tumblr poll. I'm haunted by my misclicks
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you gotta remove the bad faith glasses man. you can’t read with them on
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Astrology's weird bc if you've only ever had fun with it and come across someone w seething hatred for it you're understandably like, what the fuck is this person's problem? But also if you've seen someone take it Too Far, any mention of it understandably becomes a red flag
Like imagine if you really liked Pokemon and you're like, "I really don't see why people would hate this unless they're just assholes for no reason?" Like it's a totally normal opinion opinion to have. But also imagine if you took a quiz and learned you were a Bug type and people stopped talking to you because they were like "It's in your nature to be emotionally manipulative." It would also be totally normal to be like "Oh okay fuck Pokemon fans then."
Now you may be like, "But the latter situation doesn't happen!" and that tells me you are fortunate because you have not dealt with the worst that the west coast of America has to offer
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starting tomorrow i will be a real person in this world
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literally going insane over the fact that so many companies refuse to send rejection emails like it’s disgraceful tbh. you put so much time and effort into putting together an application and they can’t even be bothered tell you via some measly automated message that you didn’t get the job. you’re expected to just infer
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most important thing to remember about being a woman is if youre married you have to go under the covers with your husband and laugh cutely and play wrestle so when you die to progress the narrative he can remember it in slow motion montages
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Since coyotes come in so many different colours thought it’d be fun to do a post showing some of the variety. Don’t know the exact name of all the colours so some are just guesses (@blackbackedjackal feel free to correct me on any of these!) Some of these colours are natural and others may be the result of hybridisation with domestic dogs and/or wolves.
Albino.
Leucistic (white). Photo by Alissa Legenza Fredricks
Leucistic (piebald). Photo by Kevin Lynch || CC BY 4.0
Erythristic.
Erythristic/leucistic (blonde). Photo by Barbara Charlton || CC BY-NC 4.0
Erythristic (red). Photo by naturegirl99 || CC BY-NC 4.0
Erythristic (red sable). Photo by Bruce B Missen || CC BY-NC 4.0
Tan. Photo by Henry || CC BY 2.0
Dark tan. Photo by Noam Markus || CC BY-NC 4.0
Light grey. Photo by drifter235 || CC BY-NC 4.0
Grey. Photo by Bridget Spencer || CC BY-NC 4.0
Dark grey/sable. Photo by Brett Hillman || CC BY-NC 4.0
Sable with a black mask. Photo by Sharon Lane
Agouti. Photo by daisygo || CC BY-NC 4.0
Brindle. Photo by lindaloren || CC BY-NC 4.0
Melanistic (tan with a black saddle).
Melanistic (black and tan). Photo by Kevin Krebs || CC BY 4.0
Melanistic (silver). Photo by kenolthuis
Melanistic (black). Photo by cbaron || CC BY-NC 4.0
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actually your characters should be pure wish fulfillment and your writing should be entirely self indulgent and it should all be very, incredibly, undeniably horny.
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narratively I am a fan of romances that don’t ever actually become romances
I don’t mean in an aromantic life partner way, I mean romantic tension that is never resolved or acted upon for whatever reason but by the end it’s clear that both characters experienced the love of their lives without ever acknowledging it as such. but they know. they know.
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fun fact about aging: you don’t perceive yourself as being older but you perceive young people as being younger. today I was in a zoom meeting with a bunch of young men and I kept thinking ‘who put beards on these children’.
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