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extremely weird to think about the fact that the internet is a collection of physical objects, like, if i send a message to a person on another continent, there's a continuous physical path that each packet followed between each of our routers and it probably passes through an undersea cable which doesn't feel like something that should be real how did people manage that

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body paintings by Karen Turner

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kookaburra refusing to budge

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the funniest dynamc between my boyfriend and i is the chef/baker divide runs so deep. experimentally my boyfriend is a genius with figuring out what flavor profiles will not just taste good together but also will be enjoyed by the specific audience he is cooking for. a recipe is not a guidebook so much as a suggestion and he will frankenstein ideas together to get exactly what he wants to happen. he also didnt know that sugar will not work properly if you dont mix it with the wet ingredients in banana bread and when i asked 'why didnt you do it in the order of the recipe' he said 'i didnt really think it mattered'. autistically i exploded his head in my mind

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🐱 Oriental Shorthair

📸 Inna Frunze [Otornasse]

🎨 Black

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truly everyone just needs to get at least eighty percent more normal about sex right now. having it doesn't change something deep and spiritual about you, virginity is a myth. other people's sex lives are probably not that much better than yours as you imagine. there is no "normal amount" you should be doing it at your age, whatever age that happens to be. it can be a great element of your life and your relationship but it's hardly gonna define the quality of either. have it with your friends just because you're bored and have nothing good to watch. or do it with one person you deeply trust if that's how you prefer. overly idealizing it will put an insane amount of pressure on yourself and it'll make the experience suck. nothing in porn is real. your boundaries are yours to set and no one's to question.

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someone inside this tunnel calling my name softly. gonna go in and check out what's up 👍

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i can hear someone outside the tunnel. i'm calling their name softly. gonna see if i can lure them in 👍

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I theorize the reason "bottoms" appear more prevalent than "tops" on these types of spaces is that it is simply easier to be funny about being a bottom than about being a top without sounding like a sex offender

"uuuuu 🥺 pls cock me aaaaaaaa *runs into wall like Wile E Coyote running into his own tunnel painting*" easy as shit comedy

"I want to put my DICK in someone" whoa dude calm down, take it easy

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me going to bed tonight

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we still get immediately shoved out of our immersion in tv shows or films when The Girl find a dead body and immediately shrieks - we just don't find it realistic because we're pretty confident most people would gasp rather than shriek (i.e. sharp inhale rather than sharp exhale) and it also feels unnecessarily (and predictably) misogynistic too, as men encountering corpses almost never do the same on screen

also of course please do tell us if you've actually encountered a corpse unexpectedly, because tumblr is absolutely a place where some people have done this thing and we love a good anecdote

suddenly imagining "burst into song" as a potential response

#I’ve encountered dog corpses before (cons of fostering old pups) and that’s usually just …..? aw hell but prolly a human would be different #more a vehement Oh My God & an investigation to make sure it’s real and/or not just someone bloody from a head wound or smthin

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i am skeptical you could do that actually, tiktok user

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I might’ve lied to you guys antagonist might be a sunflower boy

#it’s so cliche but it makes me go insane #big fuckin robots and stuff

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i think it's great when someone tries to pull off a tragic self-sacrifice in a story and there's at least one guy who's just like "no this is fucking stupid actually. you're an idiot." about it. because it kind of is. i love a good tragedy but let's be honest with ourselves if a friend tried to indulge a noble sacrifice fantasy would you not be a little annoyed. like come on man.

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You may not know this about me but I am in fact very cute

#it sounds like I’m overcompensating when you post these #I assure u it’s not

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Tagged by @quietwingsinthesky 2 do this picrew & post my last played song

It is sooo cute I’ve never seen a rat tail option b4

Tagging — YOU YOU READING THIS YOU HAVE TO DO IT RIGHT NOW OR ELSE

#constellations #huhuhu