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When someone cancels plans you were really looking forward to

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when people open your snap then don't snapchat you back...

Im sorry tamtams im just always so ugly :(((

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kristophen:

girls with eyes :)

girls with no eyes )

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sex is a lot like a hot bath

once you get your balls in the worst part’s over and you can get your torso and arms and stuff in

i’ve never had sex

#that happens #thats it #u got it

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the sound of high heels on the pavement as you walk is the ultimate power trip, like you could be buying milk or on your way to assassinate someone

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Listening to drake at the gym, people think this is sweat rolling down my face but it’s actually tears

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Religious people came to my friends door and gave her this pamphlet but they got the texts wrong so apparently jesus has no time for you

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The grinch had 2 moms and no one ever said anything about it

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I wonder how biology can explain the physical pain you feel in your chest when all you want to do is be with someone.

Dan Howell  (via 6bitch6craft6)

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Sometimes when I say “I’m okay”, what I really want is for someone to hold my hand, look me in the eyes and say “I know that you’re not okay, here is $1000.00”.

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Fun fact: the human body contains enough bones to make an entire skeleton.

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