techskylander

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#humor #peanuts

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Neopets discourse is always funny to me because whenever drama starts up 90% of the time it's over something that's just objectively really silly

For example, right now there's neo-billionaires threatening to quit the site over a rare item being released, which wouldn't be funny except the item in question is a tiny pea wearing a Santa hat

#humor #neopets #yeah

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#humor

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hey girl is that leaves falling off a tree or is your penis different shades of orange and so many of them on the ground in piles

#is that your penis #humor #i think this is my favorite variation. not even fucking connected to the body #or a singular object

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#humor #delivery from both parties is fantastic

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#I hope they feel like Italian today

#humor

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starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club

#humor #recontexting

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they should come up with a positive snake that does something good when it bites you. so it's not just venom every time

#humor

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we are at sych a funny phase of capitalism like forreal.

#humor #LITERALLY I CAN'T GET OVER THIS AD #my favorite part is the label 'multicultural' #which i'm p sure is just like the label 'ethnic foods' at a supermarket #it actually just means 'not my culture (which i treat as the default)' #but uses this to brag abt being inclusive as it labels someone as 'other' #this one has the bonus of assuming museums are mainly american???

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Every january goth couples are fucking hard to try and have a halloween baby they're gonna name ophelia or some shit

#humor

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house subgenres

garage rock

bedroom pop

kitchen soul

living room jazz

bathroom metal

basement hip hop

#humor

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I think there’s nothing funnier than accidentally clicking on someone’s tags on a reblog, because you basically have to say “no tumblr i wasnt looking for every post on the site tagged as ‘i need you to understand that he gives me more mental illness than you can comprehend’ but thank you for your efforts”

#humor #yeah

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#humor #tiktok

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girl is your penis big and with wheels because i think i just saw someone drive it out of the parkinglot

#humor #is that your penis

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#humor #tweets

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Be good for daddy or else

#humor #this post is almost a decade old

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#humor