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comic commission for @vfclayr, based on this post by @kkirincorrectquotes

Calli ty so much for commissioning me to draw THE BLORBOS

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"The first inkling Kakashi had that something might be wrong with his kids was when he arrived at the academy 3 hours late to find the pink-haired civilian girl systematically dipping senbon in various liquids that he assumed had to be poison, chatting amicably with the two boys, and the loner-revenger-flight-risk was leaning against Naruto’s legs, head practically in the blond boy’s lap while Naruto deftly braided and unbraided the Uchiha’s hair."

So I've been stuck in a Naruto phase for some months, and been re-reading all my favourite fanfics. Here's a fanart sketch based on @themidnightguardian 's one called "Teenagers scare the living shit out of me" (chapter 1, first scene specifically) which I come back to quite often, because it's relatively short, funny and has the slightly unhinged quality I love to find in time-travel AUs. It's really hard to draw kids, actually.

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Naruto did as she commanded, sliding the green haori on and getting a feel for it. The material was every bit as comfortable as it looked, and the flow of it as he moved was nice. Sakura’s hands landed on his shoulders, and he let her guide him to look in the mirror. He blinked. (...) I look like a real shinobi, Naruto thought. “Ah, good,” Kakashi-sensei said, appearing from nowhere just as quietly as Sasuke had. “You’ve discovered colors that aren’t going to burn out my retinas. Excellent. Are we satisfied?”

Here's a scene from chapter 7 of @themidnightguardian 's fanfiction "How to Redeem Your Past Mistakes, Commit Mild Treason, and Accidentally Build a Family" . I took some liberties with it, I feel like Sakura and Sasuke also deserved a shopping montage, haha.

I remember now why I spent the first 25 years of my life forgoing sleep : it was the fucking *~*Zone TM*~* and the unhealthy coping mechanisms. Did you know I have a lot of very important stuff to do?

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A.I. photos are flooding social media and contributing to an Internet where we can't believe what we see. Spotting A.I. 📷s is an important media literacy skill.

None of us have time to research every image we see. We just need people to notice BEFORE THEY LIKE OR SHARE that an image might be fake. If unsure, check it or don't share.

I've started drawing some comics explaining the basic of AI spot-checking and media literacy in the age of disinformation. Follow along here or on my Twitter.

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"Aren't you glad there's a frontline medic around ?

I spent the last five hours on colouring this lineart I did yesterday, and it was fun! I had forgotten how much fun I got out of drawing before... Fanart ireally is the best way to get out of art blocks.

Becoming an adult is when you stop hating Sakura, realize she's been done dirty by canon all along, and just decide to stick to whatever you think the best fanon adaptation is. Mine is slightly unhinged and uses senbon. I feel like I used to be more original in the clothing departement, but I guess for now I'll have to go with a slightly modified version of a mixture of her uniforms. Don't think too hard on how the fabric of her dress works, I have no idea myself. I spent way to much time on her tattoo, haha.

Pose was very very much inspired by an Adorkastock low angle pose which I felt really strongly about.

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*sees smooth digital art* what a kickass style i want my art to be like that

*sees effortless watercolor art* what a kickass style i want my art to be like that

*sees sketchy, angular art* what a kickass style i want my art to be like that

*sees bubbly, stylized art* what a kickass style i want my art to be like that

*sees blocky, bright art* what a kickass style i want my art to be like that

*sees realistic, detailed art* what a kickass st

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Ooooh I love everything about this!

Kakashi : Maa~ (⌒_⌒ ; ) Sakura : Come on~ I wanna know, tell us everything ! Now ! ʘ‿ʘ Iruka : Yeah~ Kakashi, give us some flavour, tell us ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) Naruto : Hell yeah, I knew was right, pay up ! ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ Sasuke : You're gonna fall of the tree, idiot (〃ー〃)

So fanart is the way to get out of an art block, but then again, there's the high risk of getting stuck in the fast lane for me, so more Naruto fanart it is till I manage to swerve out of the line (and get stuck in the Zelda or Lord of the Rings lane I guess).

To be honest, I haven't read Boruto, mainly because I hated the designs I'd seen for the adult Naruto characters, which I still find so damn boring. Anyway, have some intermediary aged Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, Kakashi and Iruka; I'm guessing the first three are in their thirties or something.

I actually started this picture because I wanted to rework my Sakura design, and in the end she's the one you can see the least of, lol.

Who has an idea what they're talking about?

Thank the heavens for leaf brushes.

Poses are a mix of two pictures (groupe casual and casual friends ) by @adorkastock again, because her gallery is a gold mine.

#it’s so good 😭

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M～はMasochisticのM～～の方向け

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Sai: *sees Kakashi and Iruka together*

Sai: They seem to be good for each other. I would put them on a boat.

Sakura: You mean... you ship them?

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Team Minato ;w;

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#kankiba #kankukiba #kankuro x kiba #kankuro of the sand #sabaku no kankuro #kankuro #kiba inuzuka #naruto ships #naruto #digital art #I forgot Kankuro's belly button so pretend you don't know that

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haku

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gaalee fans will you accept my offering?

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Eeeeyy you rang?!

Sherlockians, my people, I summon thee.

Prove to me that we are not a dead race, that I am not the only one left. Prove to me that there is still hope in this cruel, cold world. Prove to me that our cause is still one worth fighting for.

We are lovers of a great masterpiece. Enjoyers of a perfect art. Our ruler is one of emotion, comedy, tragedy, and suppressed gayness. With us gone, who would still be left to worship it?

I know it is still worth fighting for. Every time I lay eyes on it, my heart warms and I am young and free once again. Every time I see a statement from a long dead Sherlockian, it brings tears to my eyes. They make me so happy, and yet so sad, for if we truly are an extinct species then a part of me that I love and revere will be gone forever. Please, show me that it is not true. Reassure me that we are still alive...

I miss you.

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Rewatching naruto for the first time in years and i love it when kakashi makes an inappropriate ill-timed joke that nobody laughs at. Like great one autistic king!

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Temari: you'd better buy a suit, Kank, the wedding is next month.

Kankurou: yeah yeah, I know, the date is on the invite. Hey, why is the Nara clan symbol on your wedding invitations?

Temari: ...well it is Shikamaru's wedding too, you know

Kankurou: you're both getting married on the same day? That's cute, besties having a double celebration. Who's his lucky fella?

Temari: Kankurou, listen to me carefully - Shikamaru and I are getting married to each other.

Kankurou: ...

Kankurou: WHAT