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guys can you BELIEVE my professors rejected this illustration of litle sharks for my college project i am devastated
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when i was a kid my parents bought me an inflatable doll of the Scream by Edvard Munch (??) that was significantly taller than i was at the time and i used to slow-dance with it and pretend it was my boyfriend. It had its hands attached to its head obviously so it felt like he was always a bit horrified to be forced to dance with me
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i ask you how you are and i'm saying "i love you" i send you a 15 minute voice note and i'm saying "i love you" i remember your coffee order and i'm saying "i love you" i watch the movie you recommended and i'm saying "i love you" i send you a movie you'd love and i'm saying "i love you" i buy the extra large bag to share and i'm saying "i love you" and i'm saying "i love you" and i'm saying "i love you" and i'm saying "i love you"
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No one ever tell me anything bad about the person who runs this account.
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Reblog to give a trans woman a delicious Cuban sandwich
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To know grief
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went to the kitchen to go get some triscuits and, uh
so much for the triscuits I guess
@realpokemon
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hiring a wizard to break whatever curse is holding henry kissingers shitty body together and laughing with childish glee as he instantly collapses into individual limbs like a lego character
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it's very funny how under completely innocuous circumstances beau handed yasha a ring of protection and jester immediately wiggled her eyebrows and went "omg beau gave yasha a RING..." meanwhile in c3 imogen was maybe realizing she had some feelings for laudna and decided the normal thing to do was buy an expensive symbolic ring for her
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If I traveled to Italy and entered a genuine pizzeria, sat myself down, unzipped my purse and pulled out a bottle of Hidden Valley ranch, do you suppose the Italians would swarm for the kill immediately or would they outsource it to the Italian mafia
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she just got into hudol 💔
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