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Ok according to the mini town hall that happened in my last post I think we have decided to use the tag “bbrg” for those of us crazy enough to watch Big Brother Reindeer Games!

I want to give credit to @whoblewboobear because they come up with it/first person I saw use it/my long time mutual so obviously I’m gonna be their number one supporter 💖

If not, there’s always the tried and true “big brother”. See y’all in a month in bbrg

#ok ok gotcha #I’m tuning back in for bbrg I guess #at least they won’t drag out the game this time #I technically had a long enough break since I stopped watching live a month ago

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Had a hard day so I’m not watching the finale, but my mom is texting me her thoughts….and the tag is not as here for jag as she is. It’s kinda funny, tbqh

#bb25 #I’m here for jag tbqh #he wasn’t in my top 10 to win but like….fuck Matt #too much questionable stuff from the start #only move he made that I liked was making Cameron useless

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This has been a worse than average endgame (to say the least), but I want to acknowledge the highlights of bb25. I’ve been watching since bb16 (been a feedster since bb17), and this has truly been the most invested I’ve been. Despite how frustrated I’ve been with production this year, I really think this season has some really stellar stuff in it (especially pre-jury). So here is a (lengthy) list of how I’ll remember this season:

Cirie motherfucking Fields showing up!!

Izzy immediately clocking that Jared was Cirie’s son before the live premiere even ended

Izzy immediately clocking that Cameron gives serial killer vibes

Felicia destroying four mics by the end of the first week

Felicia falling into the hot tub

“Clean that shit up a bit”

Cameron thinking Felicia was related to Denzel Washington

“Izzy Fields” and the beautiful friendship between her and Cirie

Hisam’s villain arc

Cory in Blue’s pink outfit (and later Americas jumpsuit)

(Honestly just Cory being a genuinely good dude who would call out things that crossed a line and fought against toxic masculinity)

The target flipping every other hour for like the first six weeks of the game

Every time Zach Wurtenburger tweeted about BB

The nickname “fucking Bowie Jane” which was then just shortened to fbj

The still of Cory’s mouth wide open while he was saying “what the fuck” when they were thinking of keeping Hisam

Meme’s storage room rants

“If I’m a have not next week, I’ll self-evict” “I’ll be a have not with you” *america leaves* “(to self) Cory, are you the most pathetic person? They were right about you — you’re a pick me”

Felicia yelling at Jag while he was in a chicken suit

Felicia and “Mr. B” (smooches!)

The slow burn Americory showmance (I could write a thesis on how much I love it but I’ll spare you)

The fact they brought the pressure cooker back

Izzy crying about how much she hates being in the same room as Cameron

“Fuck jag and I said that shit” -America Week 4, a prophet

When Matt used the power on jag and even live feeders were shook because we had no idea

The fact that Cameron’s 14 hours in the pressure cooker didn’t matter because jag was just brought back into the game

Blue sucking up to Felicia bc she thought she was Jared’s mom for a solid 24 hours

Felicia’s sleep screaming/singing

The dramatic and out of no where red/Cameron break up

“Cam thinks he’s like a father to me, but really he’s like an absentee father who wants to sleep with my girlfriend”

Blue volunteering jag to go up as a “pawn” during Jared’s hoh

Cam winning hoh after being blindsided by the red vote (hate him but the absolute silence and his thumbs up is so funny)

“Okay Jasmine” “*crying* who’s jasmine?” “*singing* a whole new world”

Cam not telling anyone including production who he was putting up

Matt winning the prize swap veto but choosing the punishment bc he thought he’d get to hang out with the real Josh Duhamel

The Josh Duhamel punishment in general

Izzy’s kick jump during the piggy pals punishment

Jared destroying his game because Cirie was stuck in a kayak with Felicia for 48 hours

THE IZZY FLIP

(The fact the izzy flip happened bc she told Cory that he couldn’t sleep in the same bed as America anymore lol)

The Cory/Jared humiliverse fight

“To all my friends and family, trust I know that they are all liars and snakes… and cowards!”

“See you soon, pig!”

The Cirie/Felicia fight post-Jared’s eviction

Peak Unreliables when Jag fought for Cory’s LIFE against cams plan to backdoor him

People retweeting Meme’s tweets from over ten years ago that were weirdly relevant to the season

America lifting Cory after it was confirmed that they made jury

The musical that Cory got for his zing

The one time all the different stans came together was to celebrate Cams eviction

The “exquisite” bit

America causing Jag to want to shit his pants after telling him to “literally fuck off”

“Literally in this world, I am your biggest fan” 😭😭😭

Felicia being Cirie’s best friend and worst enemy (aka when she shaved her foot on her bed)

Americory saying “I love you” on Cory’s way out the door

Americas shrine to Cory/transforming into him

Cirie’s DR of her flipping off Jag, Matt, and Bowie

Izzy/Paige going as Americory for Halloween

The Americory “cradle robber” Halloween costume

“I’d be more impressed if [the wins] weren’t against two senior citizens, an airhead, and an idiot”

#I mostly gave up on the season with the zombie thing #but there were some excellent moments #some of the mess felt like we were home again tbqh

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waking up to see that matt is HOH and his letter was from.. reilly?

#does….does he have NO ONE from home? #who wanted to write a letter?

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#this cheered me up a bit #now let’s go ladies! #get the men out! #just….put them both up right away #no need to back door if you all just vote whoever doesn’t win the veto

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Okay but funny as hell that Cameron and Cory evicted back to back soon after Izzy saying "I'll see you soon" "you too pipsqueak" when she got evicted

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Cory got into a yelling match with Suvivor legend Cirie Field’s son, got called out on live television, was refused a hug on live television TWICE, got called out in a veto speech, was almost backdoored out of jealousy, was nominated in part for cuddling too much, and had someone cast a vote against him as payback for two pre-jurors….. he has lived under these houseguests skin and he hasn’t even done anything that bad 😭😭😭😭

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okay now america pull out this hoh and send jatt packing

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Cory has been thinking and communicating like a juror from day one since he was constantly assessing people's games to them whether or not they asked him to. So, in a weird way, I feel like he'll have a blast as a juror.

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None of them are serious and honestly? I love it.

#bb25 #after the bs this week it’s nice to see some giggles #mostly because not a single thing is a surprise tonight

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I've had ENOUGH of blue's all bark no bite drs ✋️

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worst stretch of gameplay is bold coming from the guy voted out 10-0

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WE ARE ALREADY AT A CLIFFHANGER FROM LAST WEEK DONT INTERRUPT THE VETO AGAIN

Lame. No buildup. Pathetic.

#bb25 #I can get behind so many cringe bb choices #but interrupting ceremonies always upsets me #it’s the only tension they bother showing #and lately it’s the only tension at all #and they ruin the suspense every damn time

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I know it’s technically a smart move, and I’m not like…..emotionally devistated at the loss of Cory (even though I don’t want it). But it still sucks to watch.

Looking forward to Americas revenge. Hopefully.

Also…I will never get used to Cormerica. Women first.

#bb25 #it will always be americory #edit to fix autocorrects ‘cody’ #embarrassing

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I…have missed most of the past 3 weeks. And I’m probably not catching up, episode-wise. But with cam gone I might have the energy to finally jump back in?

#bb25 #most of the people I actively wanted to go far are gone #but at least he is too