Dear, sweet, Littlefoot, do you remember the way to the Great Valley? I guess so. But why do I have to know if you’re going to be with me? I’ll be with you. Even if you can’t see me. What do you mean I can’t see you? I can always see you.
I want something like this for old ppl so I don't have to stand there and explain that they need to press the GREEN circle, not just the circle on my pin pad.
Some computer related jobs will periodically send you emails posing as phishing scams and if you open it you automatically have to take a web safety training seminar and I just think they should do that for tumblr except with reading comprehension
worst relationship status to have w someone is “objectively they’re a fine person who is nice but i don’t enjoy their company as much as they enjoy mine”
reaching that particular point in the "I'll put off <various maintenance tasks> until <ongoing stressor> lightens" downhill slide where u have to just start performing the maintenance tasks regardless of whether the stressors have lightened u-u
Y'know if you think about it the fact ppl can't pronounce the shit they eat or put on their bodies probably has more to do with the public school system failing them than the actual item being unhealthy, like, half the people I hear talking about this probably couldnt pronounce dihydrogen monoxide and that's just water.