#WTFISPATIENCE : independent and private all female multi-muse. low activity and minimal formatting, written by reh ( 22 & she / her ).
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SABRINA CARPENTER for Marie Claire MĂ©xico
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Im currently having some internet issues these last couple day đ but I think it will be fixed by the weekend so until then i wont be around much sorry ://
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friends with benefits (sfw) starters
â i can help you with that, you know. â
â are we really doing this? â
â you're okay with us doing this, right? because if you're not â â
â please, whatever you do... don't fall in love with me. â
â wasn't really under the impression you thought of me that way. â
â you're like a brother to me. â â don't say that. do absolutely not say that. â
â friends with benefits? isn't that like, for friends? â
â don't think friendship is a requirement. â
â i'm allowed to go on dates, right? â â uh... i don't know. do you want to? â
â do you need any help? with... you know. â
â don't call me. unless we're talking about... things. â
â i can't believe we're actually doing this... â
â why don't you stay for breakfast tomorrow? â â define breakfast. â
â i know we agreed on keeping things casual, but... â
â wanna stay for breakfast? â
â you don't think it'll be weird? â â nah, it's just two friends... doing business. â
â if you start catching feels, run. â
â if my mom comes in, tell her you're my boyfriend/girlfriend. â
â this is nothing but a consensual arrangement between two friends. â
â we're keeping this to ourselves, right? â
â i want you all to myself. â â yeah, well, i'm going on a date. â
â i always wondered what it would be like to kiss you. â
â course' the thought crossed my mind. you really think i'd be here if i hadn't? â
â hey, you're single now. can't let that opportunity pass me by. â
â if you catch feelings, i will kill you. â
â it's just... ever since me and [my partner] broke up... i haven't really had much look with the whole... dating thing. â
â you're just a rebound. nothing more, nothing less. â
â it's only awkward if you make it awkward. so don't make it awkward. â
â we need to set some ground rules. â
â am i allowed to stay the night? â â yes/no. â
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THE  NAME  ON  EVERYBODY'S  LIPS  IS  GONNA  BE SHARPAY. THEY'RE  GONNA  WAIT  OUTSIDE  IN  LINE  TO  GET  TO  SEE SHARPAY.   Â
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updated my verses :)) so check it out if you want to!!
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â  ââ  //  đđ·đŽ  đđżđ  đđ·đŸ  đłđđŒđżđŽđł  đŒđŽ.  ( a  collection  of  one-liners  from  the 2018 film, the spy who dumped me.  please  substitute  pronouns  as  needed. )
â youâre such a fucking freak. i love you. â
â sheâs ordering a custom cocktail. iâm going to kill myself. â
â my boyfriend dumped me in a text message. how do i explain that ? â
â youâre fucking dead to me. â
â you know, you have face like doll. â
â can you use your aggressive masculinity for good instead of for evil ? â
â fuck you, you worthless nutsack. iâm setting your shit on fire. â
â your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to find the worst song on the jukebox. â
â this is how people get shoved into the back of sketchy vans, right ? â
â did you get the dick pics that i forwarded you ? â
â my mom wants to know if youâve ever with an uncircumcised guy. â
â i know youâre a spy. â
â some bad people are after me and now theyâre after you too. â
â a lot of innocent people are gonna die unless we get this where it needs to go. â
â we are not hiding in a fucking pilates plus ! â
â no police. weâre not doing police because i killed someone. â
â okay. fair enough. itâs both our faults. â
â i told you where he was gonna be and you fucking killed him ! â
â do you wanna die having never been to europe or do you wanna go to europe and die having been to europe ? â
â this is a sign. our passports are still here from our road trip to tijuana. â
â people are trying to kill us weâre not parking in fucking lot c. â
â donât be nervous. people get caught when theyâre not confident. â
â we gotta get rid of our phones. bad guys can track us even if theyâre off. â
â have you heard mamboâs one through four ? theyâre fantastic. â
â the same guy that called 7-11 sushi â japanese food â ? â
â if you were here to protect me you wouldnât be pointing a gun at me. â
â can we just take a second to appreciate you ? â
â i wish he were alive so i could get some answers and then i would tell him to fucking die. â
â youâre all over the papers ! iâm so proud of you. â
â did you colour your hair ? you look like a princess. â
â iâm a semi-professional at this point. â
â i think i could be a real help to this operation. â
â this is insane. have you ever felt more alive ? â
â just donât die, okay ? i would die without you and then weâd both be dead. â
â we have a real life judi dench in our midst. â
â i have so much respect for you that itâs circled back to objectification. â
â i had braces for nine years. my orthodontist published a paper. â
â remember, the best place to hide is somewhere full of suspicious people. â
â thereâs one thing mightier than the pen, and itâs called a fucking handgun ! â
â you know, i was gonna drive home but now i think i might drive into a wall. â
â thereâs a simple solution. itâs called lying. â
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there are worst things I could do..... sharpay's song frfr.
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GOSSIP GIRL 2021
1.04Â âFire Walk with Zâ
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(  ft.  @boulancoeur  )     you handle it beautifully.
exhaustion was not something sharpay was easily inclined to admit to. no, divas donât get tired, they just push through and work towards perfection. and the blonde has been working towards said perfection for many, many years now. so no, she doesnât reach exhaustion very easily. but after working night after night and rehearsing day after day, the blonde was starting to feel drained. she sighs, unpinning her golden curls and looks at clement through the reflection of her vanity mirror and gives him a tired smile.  â thanks, honey. you make it easier. â  the starlet stops her ministrations and turns towards the baker.  â you and your treats. cookies? â  sharpay turns her best pleading eyes, her intentions to receive any of clementâs baked goods clear as day.
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wastin' all your time!
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like this for some memes!!
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I'VE  GOT  AN  ENDING  FOR  YOU.  an  independent,  low  activity  and  highly  selective  portrayal  of  G̶A̶L̶E̶ ̶ ̶ ̶W̶E̶A̶T̶H̶E̶R̶S̶  from  the  scream  franchise.   canon  compliant  and  heavily  headcanon  based.  as  reported  by  tas.
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INTERVIEWS Â WITHÂ PRESS
* all  questions  have  been  ripped  from  actual  celebrity  interviews.  some  questions  are  offensive.  feel  free  to  change  pronouns  when  needed.
â  are  you  doing  or  working  on  anything  exciting  after  this  interview ?  â
â  why  did  you  dye  your  hair?  â
â  tell  us  about  your  best  and  worst  day.  â
â  whatâs  it  like  at  your  bachelor  pad ?  â
â  whatâs  your  studying  process ?  â
â  what  can  we  expect  from  you  next ?  â
â  is  there  anyone  youâre  excited  to  meet ?  â
â  describe  the  last  significant  conflict  you  had  and  how  you  handled  it ?  â
â  women / men  have  a  hard  time  controlling  themselves  around  you,  no ?  â
â  what  are  your  three  favourite  body  parts  on  a  woman ?  â
â  whatâs  something  that  you  used  to  believe,  but  no  longer  believe ?  "
â  describe  your  dream  girl.  â
â  how  often  do  you  get  to  hang  out  with  royalty ?  â
â  if  you  were  handcuffed  to  someone  for  24  hours,  who  would  you  want  it  to  be ?  â
â  i  hear  that  youâve  had  to  put  a  turn  door  to  your  room  because  thereâs  so  many  girls / boys  coming  and  going.  â
â  if  you  could  use  make  up  or  your  phone  one  last  time,  which  one  would  you  pick ?  â
â  if  you  were  stuck  on  a  deserted  island  what  would  you  want  with  you ?  â
â  when  did  you  lose  your  virginity ?  â
â  whatâs  the  best  advice  youâve  ever  received ?  â
â  out  of  the  people  youâve  hooked  up  with,  who  has  the  biggest  dick ?  â
â  whatâs  your  favourite  thing  to  do  when  you  have  downtime ?  â
â  whatâs  the  biggest  difference  between  you  now  and  the  person  you  were  five  years  ago ?  â
â  would  you  sleep  with  [ name ] ?  â
â  whatâs  one  moment  from  your  life  that  youâll  never  forget ?  â
â  whatâs  your  worst  habit ?  â
â  is  it  difficult  to  talk  about  your  sexuality ?  what  is  your  sexuality ?  â
â  whoâs  your  favourite  music  artist  right  now ?  â
â  who  is  the  most  influential  person  in  your  life ?  â
â  do  you  wear  undergarments ?  â
â  what  is  your  favourite  song  to  perform ?  â
â  so  you  didnât  get  an  invite  to  the  royal  wedding ?  â
â  what  advice  would  you  give  to  someone  having  a  hard  time ?  â
â  what  are  you  most  proud  of ?  â
â  whatâs  the  worst  thing  your  parents  ever  did  to  you ?  â
â  have  you  ever  had  sex  before ?  are  you  a  virgin ?  "
â  what  is  your  craziest  experience ?  â
â  whatâs  your  favourite  genre  of  books  to  read ?  â
â  how  many  years  have  you  been  training ?  â
â  if  you  could  go  back  in  time  and  change  one  thing  you  did  in  your  life,  what  would  it  be  and  why ?  â
â  what  is  one  thing  that  you  love  about  yourself ?  â
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* [Â DIALOGUE PROMPTSÂ ] :Â feelings are complicated.Â
below, iâve compiled a list of [ 50 ] dialogue prompts for your writing and roleplaying needs, all about denying those feelings. inspired by songs, tv series/film, and my daily daydreaming. some of these work as an almost accidental declaration of love, coming to terms with your emotions, or digging yourself deeper into that denial. there are prompts for your ship or a third-party looking in on their mess.
[Â ONEÂ ] :Â Â â have you heard about how iâm supposedly in love with you ? â
[ Â TWO Â ] : Â â i never said i was in love with you. â
[ Â THREE Â ] : â i hate you. â
[ Â FOUR Â ] : Â â if somebody i was still in love with was getting serious with somebody else iâd be pretty upset too. â
[ Â FIVE Â ] : Â â please, i would rather swallow shards of glass than ever date you. â
[ Â SIX Â ] : Â â being physically attracted to you doesnât mean iâm in love with you. â
[ Â SEVEN Â ] : Â â being in love with you doesnât mean i want to be with you. â
[ Â EIGHT Â ] : Â â nothing is ever going to happen between us. â
[ Â NINE Â ] : Â â i donât feel that way about you anymore. â
[ Â TEN Â ] : Â â youâre over me ? when.. when were you under me ? â
[ Â ELEVEN Â ] : Â â deny it all you want but i know you love me. â
[ Â TWELVE Â ] : Â â it doesnât have to mean anything. â
[ Â THIRTEEN Â ] : Â â so denial isnât just a river in egypt. â
[ Â FOURTEEN Â ] : Â â how do you really feel ? â
[ Â FIFTEEN Â ] : Â â just be honest for once in your life. â
[ Â SIXTEEN Â ] : Â â admitting your feelings isnât going to kill you. â
[ Â SEVENTEEN Â ] : Â â youâre so in denial, even you donât know how you really feel. â
[ Â EIGHTEEN Â ] : Â â i donât believe you. â
[ Â NINETEEN Â ] : Â â does me dating them bother you ? â
[ Â TWENTY Â ] : â thereâs nothing else to talk about. â
[  TWENY-ONE  ] :  â we could yâknow⊠it doesnât have to change anything. â
[ Â TWENTY-TWO Â ] : â âno homoâ is really starting to sound like homo, bro. â
[ Â TWENTY-THREE Â ] : Â â everyone else can see it but you. â
[ Â TWENTY-FOUR Â ] : Â â i might be in love with you. â
[ Â TWENTY-FIVE Â ] : Â â i only said all those things because i felt sorry for you. â
[ Â TWENTY-SIX Â ] : Â â do you really hate me that much ? â
[ Â TWENY-SEVEN Â ] : Â â youâve been avoiding me and i donât know why. â
[ Â TWENTY-EIGHT Â ] : Â â oh, i know you donât like me. itâs because i know you love me. â
[ Â TWENTY-NINE Â ] :Â Â â i thought you knew ! â
[ THIRTY Â ] : Â â you canât act this way every time i fuck somebody that isnât you ! â
[ Â THIRTY-ONE Â ] : Â â does everybody know that iâm in love with them except for me ? â
[ Â THIRTY-TWO Â ] : â i donât want anybody else touching you like i do. â
[ Â THIRTY-THREE Â ] :Â Â â clearly i still have feelings for them but feelings donât have to mean love. â
[ Â THIRTY-FOURÂ ] : Â â yeah, so ? you had feelings for me first ! â
[ Â THIRTY-FIVEÂ ] : Â â we could kiss ? nobody needs to know. â
[Â THIRTY-SIXÂ ] : Â â even if i did have feelings for you, what would it matter? you donât feel the same way about me. â
[ Â THIRTY-SEVENÂ ] : Â â does this mean something ? â
[  THIRTY-EIGHT ] :  â this can mean something⊠if you want it to ? â
[ Â THIRTY-NINEÂ ] : Â â i wish i never met you. â
[ Â FORTYÂ ] : Â â you canât be angry with them for moving on. â
[ Â FORTY-ONE ] : Â â i donât trust that you wonât break my heart. â
[ Â FORTY-TWOÂ ] : Â â you donât get to pick and choose who i date unless you want to volunteer yourself ! â
[ Â FORTY-THREEÂ ] : Â â we shouldnât do that again. â
[ Â FORTY-FOURÂ ] : Â â i donât know what about this scares you so much. â
[ Â FORTY-FIVEÂ ] : Â â you never know what might happen if you put yourself out there. â
[ Â FORTY-SIXÂ ] : Â â i never said i hated you. â
[ Â FORTY-SEVENÂ ] : Â â donât you find it suspicious that you canât talk about how you really feel about me/them? â
[  FORTY-EIGHT ] :  â i should have never kissed you. âÂ
[ Â FORTY-NINEÂ ] : Â â I donât want to be your friend. â
[ Â FIFTYÂ ] : Â â i think you think about me sometimes. â
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THE  NAME  ON  EVERYBODY'S  LIPS  IS  GONNA  BE SHARPAY. THEY'RE  GONNA  WAIT  OUTSIDE  IN  LINE  TO  GET  TO  SEE SHARPAY.   Â
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