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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

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Jubilee 🎆

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#the goo was only an added bonus LMAOOOO #honestly valid tho mags

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one time my sister and i were talking to my uncle about the xmen and were calling them all by their first names and my uncle said “when i was your age we weren’t on first name basis with these heroes. if you wanted to address them, it was MISTER wolverine.” and i think about that a lot

#yeah

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hey man I found a piece of your soul stuck in the text messages of old friends you don’t speak to anymore. do you want it back

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This was the last episode of the first season of The Twilight Zone and they never dared to do anything as fucking funny as this again.

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I know why I walk and talk like a machine 💎💎

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Magneto #1 - "Things Past!" (2023)

written by J.M. DeMatteis art by Todd Nauck & Rachelle Rosenberg

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I know why I walk and talk like a machine 💎💎

#emma frost #my beloved <3 <3 #diamonds are a telepath's best friend

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HE'S BACK, BABY

EA-NASIR IS HERE FOR US, RIPPING OFF CAPITALISTS

AS PER MY LAST TABLET

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X-Men '97

Season 1 Episode 7: Bright Eyes

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As with the horse poll, please regard these options as sliders. The extent to which each one deviates from 1/6th of the total will determine the amount that canine aspect deviates from the "average."

I will draw the dog we make. :)

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X-Men '97 really chose violence by not only making Nightcrawler a thousand times hotter than in the original animated, but FINALLY GIVING ME SWORD WIELDING. Including with his tail! Ugh... I've waited for this. I need a moment.

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More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here

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8 films that explore what it really means to be indigenous

#ref