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revenge of the sith - matthew stover

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This has been in my brain since I first watched the last of us a few months ago. now I'm dumping it on you all, in all it's unbeta-ed glory

#I'm aliiiiive #and I've done a thing

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in star wars fandom how is everything about anakin's fall always everyone else's fault except the guy who personally designed it to be a no hit run of Sith Apprentice Generator IV

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The best decision The Mandalorian ever made was centering their show around an archetypal masked, taciturn gunslinger who wanders from town to town never putting down roots, and then revealing that he acts that way because he’s a massively awkward introvert who uses that archetype to avoid having to socialize with people beyond the three interaction scripts he already knows. 10/10, top tier characterization, I love seeing this man outshoot a bar full of people and then get scammed by a random mechanic because he’s too polite to confront her about it. Truly a hero of our times.

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Din "I've only made friends with one (1) droid ever and that was my limit" Djarin just resorting to corpse reanimation rather than programming a new one. I missed him.

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ABSOLUTELY LOSING IT.  “How are they going to explain Grogu’s return, which happened in a completely different show??  Will they make a long as hell recap??  Flashbacks in the show??  A long-winded explanation??  Viewers of only The Mandalorian are going to be so confused, they HAVE to explain it somehow, they have to–” AND THEN THEY DIDN’T EXPLAIN SHIT, GROGU’S JUST THERE, NOT EVEN A RECAP MOMENT, JUST DIN’S, “HE CAME BACK.” You know what, Favreau?  I respect the ballsiness of it.  Don’t explain shit to your audience, they know what they need to know, Baby Yoda’s back, that’s all they’re giving you.  Sink or swim in the narrative, bitch.  That’s some real king shit.

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IDIOTS. JUST MOVE SOMEWHERE ELSE.

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The Mandalorian Incorrect quotes.

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Zen - Grogu and Dust Bunnies | 禅 グローグーとマックロクロスケ Lucasfilm x Studio Ghibli (2022) — dir. Katsuya Kondo

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I don’t know how to explain the sheer comedy of Bo-Katan leaning over to 100% seriously ask, “How do you eat with other people around?”, Din saying, “You don’t.  You go find an isolated spot in the desert to eat instead.”, Bo-Katan’s very serious head nod in response to this as if, oh, well, of course, yes that makes perfect sense, and all of the Mandalorians getting up to walk out into the dark like they just had a mass wave of “oh shit I gotta take a crap in the desert” all at once.  I was literally in tears, I love when Star Wars bullshit takes itself completely seriously.

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Grogu likes Din’s mustache.

So I’m hella excited over the third season coming I just pray we get some more of Din’s feelings about his past, so I finally drew this little thing I’ve been thinking about for a while ;v;

I firmly believe wearing a helmet for your whole life is no reason to not style yourself like you want, so let Din have a mustache if he wants™!, but also I like to think he looks at himself on the mirror and can’t help but think of his dad :’) so he keeps the mustache.

Also pls let Din adopt Grogu and show him his face when they’re alone!!!!

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din djarin: if droids have a million haters, then i am one of them. if droids have ten haters, then i am one of them. if droids have only one hater, then that is me. if droids have no haters, then that means i am no longer alive. if the galaxy is against droids, then i am the galaxy.

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he’s vibing

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Din Djarin is insane. this guy takes his magic 50 year old baby to fifth grade fight club like “my baby wants to fight” and this 11 yr old kid goes uhhhhh dude im not gonna fight a baby he's the size of a rotisserie chicken and Din is like ohhhh ho ho, I just decided my baby's gonna kick your ass extra hard now. and then the baby does a double somersault and completely annihilates him at paintball. funniest shit I've ever seen

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Grogu immediately mashing that “NO” button like Bunny the dog when she’s told she has to wait to go for a walk, over and over and over, then fifteen minutes later using the suit to steal food and destroy merchandise, is peak hilarity, like Din felt that coming a mile away, he knows that baby is a chaos gremlin and this was only going to make him more powerful.  And Din was absolutely right, Grogu is unstoppable now.  No tasty looking food is safe.  No shiny knob will be able to hide from him.  Thank god Din already gave Bo-Katan the lightsaber, because you know Grogu would have been coming for that next, if Din still had had it on him.

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The Mandalorian - The Mines of Mandalore

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When I say I lost my shit at Grogu’s first words, let me tell you, I LOST MY SHIT.  All the speculation of what Grogu’s first words were going to be, the build-up of whether he would speak like Yoda or if he would try to say “This is the Way.” or some other wild thing, like those first words were going to be so important, there was so much build-up!  Years of build-up in real time!  And then Favreau chose THE MOST ANNOYING OPTION POSSIBLE, it’s not even Grogu’s voice, he’s just controlling a robot and then he ANNOYED THE SHIT OUT OF DIN WITH IT just “Yes!  Yes. Yes. Yes.  NO!  NO!  YES. YES.”  I HAD TEARS IN MY EYES I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD, Favreau chose the most obnoxious route he could think of for Grogu’s first words after years of speculation about how it would happen and it was juvenile ridiculous Star Wars bullshit and Favreau really woke up and chose violence when he wrote that and I respect that choice.