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Pride month 2024. Last day of June, new upload on DanAndPhilGAMES. Title: “We Got Married”. Hahaha, we say. Typical Dan and Phil clickbait. Video runtime is one hour. The first 59 minutes of the video is a dramatic reading of a 70k-word Nord VPN x Reader fanfiction, cowritten by Daniel Howell and Phil Lester, sponsored by Nord VPN. The fic is an incredibly detailed, erotic slowburn, written with an impressive amount of prowess, and accompanied by stock-image visuals, and it ends with NordVPN and Y/N getting married. Finally, sponsored segment ends, cut to end screen. Final 5 seconds of the video. “Oh yeah we got married by the way.” Wedding photo flashes onscreen for an 8th of a second. Cut to black.

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#i've decided it was a hard launch #to me #like... do not think they can get more clear #“gay” yeAh true exactly

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Dnp as seals?

:>

(X) send me doodle requests and I’ll tag them as phan!

#dp🌓

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if you were waiting for my thoughts on the 🧡 community post 🧡 you will not be getting them. i flatlined ages ago. i walk around my college campus with a far away look in my eye.

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next email signed off “it means what you think it means”

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phanmaxxing in this chilis tonight

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#this was originally posted bc of dapc + shourtney wedding #bringing it back for the yt community tab + shourtney debrief #it’s been less than a month how did we end up here

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glad we're all having a collective breakdown over this stupid fucking community post

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embarrassing as fuck. my watch captured my HR spiking after i saw the community post for the first time. i'm not coming back from this one.

#nikki it is that serious this is so real of you

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you guys don't even know that dan howell released his comedy special for free on YouTube, to promote it long time best friend partner in crime and actual soulmate (dans words not mine) phil lester retweeted the post saying how much the special makes him (who has spoken publicly several times about how he doesn't cry) cry on the floor, Dan then responded to that tweet with an orange love heart, an act which is wild to see from Dan considering he's been notoriously private about showing ANY affection towards Phil after a horrible youtube glitch in 2011 outed them publicly. Dan then screenshot this already incredibly unusual twitter interaction and used it to promote his special on his YouTube community feed with the caption "gay." you probably don't even know that phan overtook destiel in top ships on Tumblr this week

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i feel like my body just got ripped in half and sewn back together and then smushed into a fine paste and then glued back together and then put in a jar and shaken and then removed and dunked in cold water and scrubbed really really hard. what the fuck just happened.

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this isnt happening right. this is just a collective fever dream right. im going insane right.

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never underestimate a phannies ability to be right

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can we all take a walk up to the top of wedding hill and let out a collective scream? i think that might be quite nice

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what if we 🙈🙈🙉🙉🐒🐒 hard launched on the youtube community tab 😜😏😝😛 and we were both boys 👬🧡

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not dan calling himself phil's friend on ig as a pre damage control before posting that insane ass yt community post

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hard launching on the youtube community channel is crazy wtf is wrong with you