tardistm

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                                            A W A K E, MY WARRIORS!

#「 PROMO 」 –––––– i just wanted to say hello. #// guess who gave in and made a new canon indie. this loser !!

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@gentlegently gets a starter they didn’t ask for !!

                   –––––– be back in a sec, hold on. idris held onto those words, they ECHOED through her head, until they stopped doing that when seconds had turned into minutes and minutes had turned into an hour. or was it actually a bazillion microseconds? for all that time the human-looking version of the TARDIS had been sitting on top of a dumpster, not knowing what else to do. she’s used to sitting and waiting. waiting for her thief to return. in the end, they always would. but as time went on idris’ attention was pulled by the sound of joy, music and laughter that came from the center of london, out of the alley she was supposed to stay at. but it was christmas on earth, and idris couldn’t resist her temptation to go and take a peak of the decoration that was coating the streets - the attracting colors of RED and GREEN. 

❝ echoes of voices carry me through space and time   ––– ❞ the words subconsciously fall from her lips without hesitation, though she does not register them nor thinks about them as she exits the alley that leads her to celebrations. it was the time of year... she recalls a NON-EXISTENT heartbeat later. ❝ echoes... echoes... gentle echoes. ❞ idris is rather mumbling to herself as she walks through the crowd, getting eyed by most she passes. completely unaware of the clothing she’s wearing, however it doesn’t escape people’s attention. a woman with wild frenzy hair who’s rocking a dark green dress from the victorian era, neck and chest revealing and not shivering under her breath - not for a split second. a wide smile sports on her features when she comes to face the giant decorated tree that’s in the middle of the square  –– a human santa clause standing in front of it, ringing his bell to the strangers of the same species that walk by and when she comes to pause, he focuses his attention to her. but before he can wish her joyful holidays - idris’ sparkling black eyes land on him and she parts her lips to say;  ❝ are you dirk gently? you must be dirk gently, it is him i need. gentle dirk, the agent that’s inside my head, SPARKING my memory. ❞

#「 DIRK GENTLY 」 –––––– the most extraordinary holistic detective in the universe. #「 IDRIS 」 –––––– i'm alive. #gentlegently #// let's pretend it is still christmas pls. i wrote this during the holidays but never quite got to finish it. pls don't hate me. :((

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            lest we forget, this entire enterprise was to

                                                                                                          keep me out of jail.

ind. priv. sel. rose weil of ocean’s 8. film + headcanon based. created by stephanie.

#「 PROMO 」 –––––– i just wanted to say hello. #// follow this angel and love her down pls jklafj;welr.

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take the long way home by supertramp is such a TARDIS and doctor song, is all !!

#「 OUT OF CRASHING 」 –––––– pull to open.

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helloooooo, guess who has returned !! it’s been a long while so i’m going to clear out my drafts and inbox for the most part so i’m sorry if you won’t see our thread popping up over the course of the next few days and if you’d like to continue our thread or have a new one, pls dropkick into my ims about it. other than that, i love you angels and hope 2019 will be better on you all !!

#「 OUT OF CRASHING 」 –––––– pull to open.

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#「 IDRIS 」 –––––– i'm alive. #// can we all agree on idris being torn over the doctor 24/7 and this song is such a bop tbh. #also hello yes it took a long ass time but i've returned !!

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there’s over six hundred of you here now. holy shiza. I’m so so grateful to all of you for being here and sticking around through all my random spurts of inactivity, I cannot thank you enough for all your support and putting up with my weird butt. 

so, to celebrate all of my lovely people here as well as the holidays, I decided to do a little giveaway!! 

Q: what am I giving away? A: it’s going to be a care package full of lots of neat things, including but not limited to some dw stuff that’s pictured below!!

here are the basic rules:

you MUST be following me as of December 10th (I will check!)

you MUST be a roleplay blog (I will check!)

1 like = 1 entry (and ONLY like this post once, please!)

you can also reblog this ONCE for an extra entry!

you have to be okay with giving me your address, or at least an address I can have your prize delivered to

giveaway ends on December 31st, and the winner will be announced on January 1st, 2019!

and I think that’s about it! good luck, I love you all, and thank you so much for being here! <3

#「 OUT OF CRASHING 」 –––––– pull to open. #// oh my goodness i absolutely love this !! and the TARDIS?? i don't have a TARDIS funko yet :(( #i absolutely love otter and i absolutely love these gifts !!

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I suppose I could loop this into the TARDIS’s telepathic circuits.

#「 TARDIS 」 –––––– hello doctor it's so very nice to meet you. #「 THIRTEEN 」 –––––– welcome home my love. #「 GRAHAM O'BRIEN 」 –––––– what a fine man you are. #「 RYAN SINCLAIR 」 –––––– the magnificent young man that doesn't simply give up. #// hello hi welcome to my weekly one (1) single post. now i'll disappear again cause i'm too anxious to get on. enjoy !!

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ohbrilliiant‌:

thirteen’s spending the day decorating the TARDIS, who’s gonna help her out????

idris vc. what about me???

#「 HEADCANONS 」 –––––– there's an instruction at the bottom what does it say.

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I think I’ve earned the right to open my front doors any way I want!

The Doctor’s Wife (6x04) 

#「 IDRIS 」 –––––– i'm alive. #「 ELEVEN 」 –––––– my beautiful idiot. #// every. single. time.

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there is nothing more fun than plotting with me, am i right @ohbrilliiant ??

#「 OUT OF CRASHING 」 –––––– pull to open. #// i'm not dead folks. just very very slow these days due to work and all !! #but really i'm the greatest when it comes to pain and drama. (:

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i made a generator for yall to see what ur genders are

#「 OUT OF CRASHING 」 –––––– pull to open. #// oh my gay i got beautiful hhhhhh goth. #idris got queer [REDACTED] girlfriend. #and last but not least #tardis got shiny hhhhhh loser. #well if that ain't true lol.

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reminder that i’m very sweet and endearing so be nice to me

#「 TARDIS 」 –––––– hello doctor it's so very nice to meet you. #「 IDRIS 」 –––––– i'm alive.

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❝ I always end up exactly where I need to be, despite the fact it’s rarely where I intended to go. ❞

#「 PROMO 」 –––––– i just wanted to say hello. #// love this angel down pls !! they portray dirk so incredibly perfect i can't even ??

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PSA:

Just because I’m not replying to our thread, or your starter doesn’t mean I don’t want to roleplay with you. I’m just slow. Somedays I can write a fucking book, somedays I can’t even write my own name. It’s in the drafts I promise I am just slow as hell.

#「 OUT OF CRASHING 」 –––––– pull to open. #// this right here. so i apologize for all the drafts i still have to tend to from over a month ago. i get it if you wanna drop em !!

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▲!!

rp generator meme // idris is bitten by a zombie and has to be put down by thirteen.

        –––––– ❝ i’ve calculated all possible solutions... endings... but...❞ she doesn’t dare to end that sentence. because it’ll make it more real. it’ll mean another ending she doesn’t want to happen. she doesn’t want to go –– over two thousand years was way too short. and her thief needs her. like she needs her thief just as badly–– if not so much more in this moment. but idris remains strong.❝ we won’t be able to make it in time to the tsuranga. it’ll be too late before we get there. y-you need t..❞ the excruciating pain in her ankle causes her to reach for her abdomen, the other hand yanking at a lever of her own heart. it causes the TARDIS to rumble and roar as it’s coursing through meteorites. she falls down against one of the railings - only hurting herself worse. ❝ custard creams–––– you need custard c-creams.❞ she has no idea why she just said that. it’s a defense system - it’s something inside her trying to fight the poison that’s coursing as hard through her veins as the TARDIS fighting the meteorites off.❝ end me–––– end me. or you will die too.❞ idris knows the longer she’s alive - the longer she’s fighting off the monster that’s slowly crawling its way up her body, the TARDIS will be affected worse. with every nanosecond, microsecond, yoctosecond that passes by. ❝ quick. do it quick. travel to the stars and reach for happiness. reach for m-me. travel as fast as you can.❞ she becomes less audible, water’s dripping onto her cheeks. no, tears. it’s strange - she never knew she was able to sweat from her eyes. ❝ m–––– my thief. see me.❞ like her thief has done so many times before. so many times. in different time periods, lightyears, on planets she’s been at - they’ve been at together. ❝ th-the end of the world..... is where i’ll be.❞

#「 IDRIS 」 –––––– i'm alive. #「 THIRTEEN 」 –––––– welcome home my love. #ohbrilliiant #// ha. haha. hahahaaaaaa.

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“Nah, not that one”

#「 TARDIS 」 –––––– hello doctor it's so very nice to meet you. #「 THIRTEEN 」 –––––– welcome home my love.