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If people were too mean to you when you were growing up, a newborn animal will materialize inside your brain and it’s so so scared and shivering and it will stay there for years. Decades, even. And whenever you say something kind of weird but true to your heart the animal will tell you “Noo! You can’t say that! If you say that, everyone will hate you!”. The animal means well. It’s so so small and everything is so scary for them and it’s just trying to protect you. But listen to me. Listen to me. Whenever this happens, you can’t do what the animal says. You can’t. If you do, you’ll become as scared as the animal. You have to keep saying weird shit. You have to keep doing things the animal wouldn’t approve of. If you do enough things that scare the animal, maybe one day it’ll go to sleep.

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Chapter five of my Female!Adam AdamsApple fic is now out. I actually was really pretty inspired enough to push this chapter out in just a few days. Really proud of myself.

#adamsapple

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Chapter four of my female!Adam fic is now up. The next chapter will probably take longer to come out due to me needing some extra rest because work is exhausting.

*posting this with the right account now.

#adamsapple

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Chapter three is up! This one is shorter than the last, so my apologies. But I really wanted this one chapter to be just itself.

Remember: Female Adam. Unplanned pregnancy. So if that is not your shteeze, don’t read. Thank you!

#adamsapple

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Patreon is live!

Sooo remember what I said a bit ago about Ko-Fi? Yeah, nevermind that, I found out that Ko-Fi doesn't allow mature works :/ It was completely my bad, an oversight from me. So I've moved over to Patreon!

The things I said about the Ko-Fi apply here too! The only membership for now is $5 and it grants access to WIPs, behind the scenes, and early access to all the art I'll make from now on! In fact, the next part of the Prison AU is available right now! So if you'd like to see it a week earlier than I'll post it here, go over there!

Here's a little sneak peek!

Hope to see you there!

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Chapters: 2/? Fandom: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon) Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Adam/Lucifer Magne | Morningstar Characters: Adam (Hazbin Hotel), Lucifer Magne | Morningstar Additional Tags: Unplanned Pregnancy, Alternate Universe, Female Adam, Adam is a hermaphrodite, I wrote this on a whim, not sure if i will continue this, it looks like i will be continuing this Summary:

The First Man is also the First Woman, at least…technically. The angels would prefer to not acknowledge that fact, but Adam quit total obedience a long time ago.

#my female Adam fic #if you don't like the premise then don't read it #i stayed up late to finish writing this chapter #i have no regrets #adamsapple

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Ko-Fi Tiers

Hey guys! I'm making memberships available on Ko-Fi. For now there's only 1 tier starting at $5, but I might add more later with other benefits! This tier grants early access and WIPs to comics, as well as longer projects like some animatics I want to do in the future!

For now there's one post only as I'm working on the next part of the Prison AU, but a few things that I'll be working on soon are

Another longish Adamsapple comic about them getting together

More AUs

More Eden/Current crossovers

Animatics

Maybe even animations!

So come join! If this goes well, I'll think about what other benefits I could offer :)

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ship what you ship, but don’t go personally attacking the opposing ship. don’t let the enjoyment of your ship become fragile. you can give your reasons for shipping, and disagree politely, but you can’t condemn someone for shipping.

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X: YOU CAN’T SHIP THOSE!!! THEY HAVEN’T INTERACTED/THEY HATE EACH OTHER!!!!

Me in my head: It’s not my fault if you aren’t creative enough to imagine a fanfiction, an alternative universe, or just something more than the show offers bud.

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon) Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Adam/Lucifer Magne | Morningstar Characters: Adam (Hazbin Hotel), Lucifer Magne | Morningstar Additional Tags: Unplanned Pregnancy, Alternate Universe, Female Adam, Adam is a hermaphrodite, I wrote this on a whim, not sure if i will continue this Summary:

The First Man is also the First Woman, at least…technically. The angels would prefer to not acknowledge that fact, but Adam quit total obedience a long time ago.

#my female Adam fic #If You don’t like the premise then don’t read it #adamsapple #slowly working it out #slowly writing it #might as well share it here

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Lucifer bridal carrying Adam. Y/N?

Lucifer bridal carrying Adam, coming up!

[I do know what Y/N stands for, but I am not sure what it means in this context 😅 or, are you just referring to me?]

Anyway! Here we go (I hope this is at least decent - I wrote this after the third day at a con with way too little sleep - truth be told, I don't know if you wanted me to write something in the first place, but I was inspired! Also... oops, it got a little sad)

Lucifer didn’t know what had compelled him to take another look at Adam’s body. Maybe it had been simple curiosity. Maybe he had wanted to see if in his final moments Adam had been the man he had been in live or the monster he had become in death. Maybe he had just wanted to take a little break from rebuilding the hotel, to try and collect his thoughts and taking a step away, to look at the corpse, had been a welcome excuse. Either way, he had made his way to Adam and decided to look at him for but a moment. Sooner or later, they would need to get rid of the body. At least that’s what Lucifer was thinking, as he knelt on one knee, to take a closer look. Adam’s face, covered in blood and bruises, seemed almost peaceful. His eyes were closed, his hands still resting on the ground next to him, where they had fallen to, when his lieutenant had turned his body around to try and reach him in his final moments.

His chest, punctured by multiple small stab wounds, rose, and sank slowly with labored, shallow, breaths. His-

Wait what?

Lucifer did a double take, but even that changed nothing. Adam’s chest was indeed rising and sinking. Even as golden blood seeped out of him, drop by drop, the first man stubbornly refused to die. Lucifer blinked in confusion. He had been sure that Adam had died, when Niffty had stabbed him. And even if not, surely the time, between receiving the injury and now, must have been enough to have him bleed out.

And still, despite everything, despite all logic, Adam was still clinging to life. Still holding on to, well, something. Even though Lucifer couldn’t tell what exactly that something was.

“You’re still here.” It wasn’t a question. Hell, Lucifer hadn’t meant to say those words at all, but he hadn’t been able to stop himself. That was why he was even more confused when Adam blinked his eyes open. They were unfocused, staring blindly towards the sky. Towards heaven that seemed unreachable, far away. And unreachable it was. Even if Adam wasn’t dead, he had lost his halo. Lucifer wasn’t sure if Adam could return to Heaven, even if he was able to fly. Adam blinked again, and his eyes didn’t turn to Lucifer, but he answered his words, still.

“Ironic, isn’t it?” He grumbled wetly. Lucifer was sure he could hear the blood in his chest. He couldn’t help but agree. It was ironic. Adam, who had come here to rain death upon them, was now, as it seemed, himself unable to die. Why exactly Lucifer couldn’t tell. But he was quite sure, that a certain powerful being, that had created them all, had his fingers in the mix. And if that was the case, then Lucifer could not let Adam lie out here on the pavement. That was certain. Or, at least, it was, what Lucifer told himself. Dammit all, he hadn’t wanted Adam to die in the first place. Sure, he had lost his temper, when Adam had the audacity to attack his daughter, but that would have been any father’s reaction. Still, Charlie had given him hope that maybe, just maybe, Heaven could be reasoned with. Hope, that maybe, what had been lost, could be regained.

He had loved Adam once, half an eternity ago. And a part of him loved Adam still. Hell, they, Lilith, Adam, even Eve, had been created to be loved. And something like that could not vanish entirely. His love for the man had withered away, year after year, but it had never fully stopped. And seeing Adam, lying there, more man than monster, had reawoken something in Lucifer that he had believed to have died a long time ago.

Lucifer sighed softly, before deciding what to do next. With arms, stronger than humanly possible for a man of his stature – he wasn’t a human after all – Lucifer swiftly cradled Adam to his chest. At least as much, as his height would allow it. He could feel the Angel grow rigid in his touch. But he wouldn’t let that deter him. One arm supporting Adam’s back, the other lifting him from beneath his knees, Lucifer tried not to jostle the injured man too much. It didn’t work perfectly, and Adam emitted a pained gasp, followed by a few coughs that brought new speckles of golden blood to his lips.

“What?” he started asking, before being interrupted by another coughing fit.

Lucifer shook his head, silently commanding Adam to safe his energy.  “You’ll be fine,” he said, instead of answering Adam’s question. The man didn’t seem to believe him. He shook his head, as good as he could.

“Are you fucking serious.” He hissed. Lucifer didn’t say anything. He just opened a portal to one of his chambers in the palace and started walking.

“Fucking stop that shit!” Adam hissed. “Put me down. Just let me lie here.”

Lucifer shook his head. “No,” he answered stubbornly. As he stepped through the portal. “There’s another way.”

Adam emitted an ugly sound. Something that might have been a laugh had it not sounded, so much, like he was biting back a sob.

“You’re a fucking liar,” Adam accused. “You never cared before!”

Lucifer said nothing. He knew that disagreeing would not make Adam see reason. His silence was answered by more labored words from the injured man in his arms. “Why now?” he hissed. “Why do you pretend to care now? Still haven’t got everything you wanted, is that it?”

A fist came to connect with Lucifer’s shoulder, but the punch was weak. All energy having seeped from Adam’s body with his blood.

“This is your fault!” Adam accused, and Lucifer hummed in agreement. Maybe it was his fault after all. Maybe nothing of this would have happened if he had stayed one of God's obedient little playthings. Or maybe another angel would have simply taken his place. Another hit connected with his shoulder.

“I hate you!” Adam’s words were full of poison, despite his weakened state. Lucifer sighed, as he carried him towards the room, he saw fit to house the man for the near future.

“I know,” he said, a sad smile playing around his lips. “Trust me. I know.”

#I was just asking if you liked the idea of Adam being carried #but this is nice too!! #Love Adam stubbornly fighting help

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Someone: And what do you think of Lucifer, Adam?

Eden!Adam: Lucifer is amazing! He’s so beautiful and smart and strong and— (goes on and on about how cool Lucifer is).

Eden!Adam: You’re different from the other angels I’ve met…

Angel Dust: Uh-huh. Sure am.

Eden!Adam: And you’re really pretty, too! Don’t tell Lilith I said this, but, you’re waaaaaay prettier than she is!

Angel Dust: ……go on.

OMG

OKAY

I LOWKEY NEED MORE EDEN!ADAM AND ANGEL INTERACTIONS

LIKE I FEEL LIKE ANGEL WOULD BE ABSOLUTELY ENTHRALLED BY HIM, ANGEL WOULD BASICALLY ADOPT HIS ASS AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH I NEED THAT

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this was stuck in my brain:

Lucifer had forgotten how curious and inquisitive a young Adam had been in the Garden. How he’d chase after whatever colorful creature raced by, climb all the trees to the very top to see what winged creatures nested in the branches, and attempt to befriend every creature — even those bigger and more powerful than him in size and strength. Lucifer had forgotten that he’d had his hands full, keeping a young Adam from doing dangerous and honestly stupid antics in the name of Discovering Being Human.

Now, however, as Lucifer drank his fifth cup of coffee, eyes trained on the sleeping form of the First Man in all his youthful glory, Lucifer’s memories were returning.

It had taken both Lucifer and Charlie’s combined power the other day to wrest Adam away from the latest dangerous situation he had gotten into since he had first regressed to his younger form. A human was not meant to be tromping through Hell, treating each sight and sound as if it were a bountiful feast of new experiences to explore and enjoy. Especially not a human like Adam, who, fortunately, seemed to bewilder Hell’s denizens as much as he seemed to tempt them. With his big brown eyes, trusting nature, and eagerness to interact, he was a walking target for the seedier beings.

Lucifer had already had to break over a dozen hands that had dared to touch the First Human. Leaving a trail of broken fingers and broken legs — Lucifer had started to nurse a terrible migraine after he had to spirit Adam away from another possible abduction.

And Adam, who looked at Lucifer with that trusting devotion Lucifer had forgotten he had dearly missed, did not understand Lucifer’s frustration. To Adam, in his untouched innocence and naïveté, Lucifer seemed a mite overprotective, and the young man chafed at being corralled, first into itchy clothes that covered Adam’s body, and second into constant supervision by Lucifer or one of Lucifer’s friends.

Lucifer could still recall the little tantrum Adam had thrown earlier, when Lucifer had forbade him from going with Charlie to the supermarket. How the man hadn’t understood Lucifer’s very real concerns, and even started to tear up when Lucifer had raised his voice.

“I never thought you could be so mean,” Adam had cried. “Why are you so mean!”

Lucifer had tried to soothe the human, but Adam had been stubborn, and locked himself away in the room Charie had designated for Adam’s use during his stay at the hotel. But a locked door was nothing to a magical being like Lucifer, and, two hours later, he’d simply used a portal to bypass the lock.

He’d found Adam curled up beneath the blanket Adam had cheekily stolen from Lucifer’s own room, citing it “smelled safe”, and giving Lucifer that big brown-eyed smile that never failed to grip Lucifer’s heart. There had been dried tears on Adam’s cheeks, and he was holding onto the pillow for comfort, arms wrapped tight around the plush object.

Lucifer had debated leaving Adam be, at least until he woke up, but there was something familiar about standing by the human, like a sentry, like a guardian angel. And Lucifer summoned himself a chair and another cup of coffee to assist in that vigil. He’d let his thoughts wander as he’d waited, occasionally refocusing upon Adam, to be sure he was still asleep, still safe, still alive.

Two hours passed before Adam awoke, lifting his head up from the pillow, blinking the sleep from his eyes. And then he had turned towards Lucifer — and Lucifer had waited, wondering how his presence would be received. But the human just beamed, smile a little watery, but a crinkle at his eyes.

“You stayed,” Adam said, and it broke Lucifer’s heart just a little more.

So I just thought of this but image Adam getting hit by some spell or laser from a device that reverts him back to his Eden self before Lucifer and Lilith got together, body, memory, and all.

Like just imagine this naked man running around with all the energy of a child on a sugar rush because he’s excited for all the new sights since he has only been stuck in the garden for a majority of his life all the while the Hazbin Hotel group are chasing trying to get him to get him, currently a human, somewhere safe and to get some clothes on him.

God anon I am a SUCKER..... for Eden!Adam getting into Situations,,,,, I literally love it so much that's just an overgrown fucking child sdkfjdgds.

That would definitely be chaos, ESPECIALLY in a place like Hell LMAO please nobody tell Valentino

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especially if Lucifer is going from having adventurous, wild sex regularly, to suddenly getting cockblocked at every turn. Doesn’t help that Adam licks those lollipops as if he knows exactly what they’re doing to Lucifer.

Lucifer somehow annoying Angel, so Angel buys Adam a huge bag of lollipops and tells Adam that licking them first is the best way before sucking on them. Then he keeps Adam’s schedule busy so Lucifer can’t make a move on Adam.

LMFAO SO LIKE, YOU MEAN MAKING ADAM LICK THE LOLLYPOPS IN FRONT OF LUCIFER, BUT THEN HOGGING ALL OF ADAM'S TIME???

this is just torture please free Lucifer from this torment

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I know this strays away from my usual content, but I feel it's important to post about this.

Ehab Rida, founder of the GazaDirectAid account on Twitter, along with his team of volunteers, have put together a toy distribution project for the Gazan children who has been displaced in Rafah.

It goes without saying that play is an extremely important part of healthy development for children, and when Palestinian children are having to live through a genocide that is stripping their childhoods and innocence away from them, it's only become even more important for these kids to not only have methods of distracting themselves from the horrors happening to them, but to also have ways to continue experiencing joy and happiness despite what's happening to them.

Please, donate what you can to the GazaDirectAid relief program- Ehab is doing amazing stuff through his work and I highly encourage lending as much support as you can.

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Especially if it’s from Lilith. Because she’s supposed to be his other half —- and he doesn’t understand what he’s doing wrong. The only one who really has patience for him is Lucifer. No wonder Adam just wants to wander off all the time — the animals don’t call him names, and sometimes, when Adam wanders off without telling Lilith first, it means Lucifer eventually comes looking for Adam in Lilith’s stead.

I know there was no pain/death etc in Eden (officially) but my Headcanon is and remains that Adam expierenced his first injury shortly after saying the fateful words: "I can totally jump that far"

#At work too #its no prob

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EVERYBODY SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY MANS