harrybrb:
Interesting. Is this your first complaint, then, Malik?
Probably not. Use the line to pick up girls then take them on a proper date. Usually no complaints. Usually.
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@axel: just y*kes :)))))))
@tanner: :))))))
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I’m not one for pick up lines. Shit’s cheesy and well, I’m not. I’ll use my charm with something actually romantic.
I’ll take this as a challenge. I bet you I can pick up a date with just that one line, Ax.
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@axeltomlinson: y*kes
@tanner: hm?
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(harrybrb:)
And that truly works, you say? Hm. Would’ve thought that they’d like something a little more – y’know, sweet.
It's always worked for me, and I've never had any complaints.
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(gtgaxel:)
-.. Well with a face like that, anything is bound to work either way.
Now that is what I like to hear. My face usually gets me what I want, but you should try that line on someone sometime. Works like a bloody charm.
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(lucalbr:)
See, Luc, works like a bloody charm.
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(lucalbr:)
– and that usually works for you?
‘course it does, gorgeous. hey, how you doin’?
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‘My mate asked me how I go about picking up birds. I told him; it’s quite simple, really. What I do, honestly, is look a woman up and down and say hey, how you doin’? Usually works like a damn charm.’
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