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They call her Colleen Hoover bc she sucks

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lying in bed for an hour and a half after waking up should not pass time in my opinion

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if one more person comments on my "we need to keep payphones/public phones" post with "what we need are free phone charging stations and wifi hotspots, like in new york!" i am going to lose my mind. what do you people not understand about "not everyone has a smartphone" and "phones can break". how are these new concepts.

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Don't let the propaganda fool you. Being a perverted sex freak is good and healthy actually.

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Found my 53yo very-much-not-online father in the kitchen today meticulously arranging cutlery on the countertop and i was like 'what are you doing' and he looked up at me with the world's most shit-eating grin and said "Your mother told me this is how you rick-roll the Youth" and i looked over and it was fucking. Loss.jpg.

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hater of socks

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RB if you think CD drives in computers are not obsolete, but in fact still necessary, despite being artificially phased out

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things i’ll not call you a whore for:

sexual activity

how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

stealing my food 

stealing my lemons

my cat likes you more than me

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you do not miss them btw. you miss the version of them you created in your head to which they never lived up to

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he doesn’t even moan like a girl. leave him

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Endlessly diabolical how you can't say words like rape and suicide uncensored without either being criticised by idiots or punished by conglomerates.

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when you download a pdf and it's called like 1328723486basdf12.pdf but then you gently rename it to what it's supposed to be. that's forming a bond with a hurt and wild mythological creature and reminding it who it is.

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Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting