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happy birthday neil!!!

Lyrics:

Two trucks, two trucks havin' TRUCKS.

SEX TRUCKS

Two trucks. My muscles, are TRUCKS.

Two trucks having se-

My muscles, my muscles. My muscles, SEX.

TWO PICKUP TRUUUCKS, MAKIN' SEX. AMERICAN MADE, SEX.

TWO BEAUTIFUL (BWOAAW) MUUM SHEESH

CRY

SEX SEX, SEXING SEX. (owo) SEX TRUCKS SEXING TRUCKS (oh yes)

My muscle- (augh) INVOLUNTARILY SEX (HUAHG)

TRUCKS, TRUCKING TRUCKS. (oh yes)

Two trucks. (yes)

My muscles, my muscles, EXPAND

EEEEEEEEEEE

RIGHT BY MY SIDE, THERE'S ZEEZ. AND ROBERT ZEEZ; FROM MANIAC COCK

3 3 and 3!

THIS BARBEQUE COULD BARBEQUE YOUR KNEES!

AND SO COULD THESE

TWO TRUCKS

*rapid spitting and beatbox solo*

TWO TRUCKS, HANDS.

TWO TRUCKS, HANDS.

THE PASH- THE PASH-

IS MORE THAN I CAN WITHSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

TWO TRUCKS

TWO TRUCKS

THE PASSION, THE PASSION.

MY BIG FAT HEART EEUghhhPAAAAAAA-

TWO PICKUP TRUCKS, ONE CYLINDER BLOCK.

CRUSH MAH BOHDAYY, LIKE A COCK.

So beautiful!

NO STARS TONIGHT JUST STARS

EEEE-

THE FOUNDING FATHERS COCK

TWO TRUCKS HAVING TRUCKS. (yeas-)

TWO TRUCKS- (oh y-)

MY MUSCLES, (EAUGH-) MY TRUCKS. INVOLUNTARILY FUCK

TWO TRUCKS HAVING SEEEEEEX.

TWO TRUCKS HAVING SE-

MY MUSCLES, (oooh) MY MUSCLES, (OOOH)

INVOLUNTARILY-

*clap clap*

*clap clap*

YEAAA HEE HEAAA HEEEE YEAAAH- *loud thud*

*Lemon Demon - Jaws starts playing*

TWO TRUUUUU- (having sex)

TRO TRuuuuuCKS (having sex)

TWO SEX (sexing sex sexing sex sexing sex)

TWWOOO TRUCKKS (sexing sex)

TWWOOOOO TRUUCKS (sexing sex)

TWOOOOOOOO TRUUUUUCKS (sexing se-

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Brian David Gilbert getting himself adopted by Dropout is one of the best trades of the century

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#forgot to also exclude digimon they aired on the same block when they were both brand fuckin new as a child over here #i think first 4 were like #those 2 then cardcaptors then dbz #who knows from there probably naruto or bleach i think thats when i got the internet they didnt show much anime here

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#48+7=55 #55+20=75 #it can depend on the size of the numbers sometimes but usually i just go bottom up

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sonic adventure will always have my favorite sonic model. partially because i just really like how he looks but partially because i see him in a similar way people see mario in mario 64. i like to imagine he's a little guy who wanders around city blocks and jumps on cars. he's like a cat that occasionally spits out cheesy compressed ryan drummond sound clips

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The most popular browsers in different countries in 2012 and 2022.

by @theworldmaps_

#better swap to firefox now before chrome nukes adblockers #if you do it now you'll have an easing in period to swap over and get used to it #if you wait it'll be too late and you'll regret it

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which is definitely not an omen

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thinking about how when you experience a lot of shame in your formative years (indirectly, directly, as abuse or just as an extant part of your environment) it becomes really difficult to be perceived by other people in general. the mere concept of someone watching me do anything, whether it's a totally normal activity or something unfamiliar of embarrassing, whether I'm working in an excel spreadsheet or being horny on main, it just makes my skin crawl and my brain turn to static because I cannot convince myself that it's okay to be seen and experienced. because to exist is to be ashamed and embarrassed of myself, whether I'm failing at something or not, because my instinctive reaction to anyone commenting on ANYTHING I'm doing is to crawl into a hole and die. it's such a bizarre and dehumanizing feeling to just not be able to exist without constantly thinking about how you are being Perceived. ceaseless watcher give me a god damn break.

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I don't think there's anything more terrifying than hitting a hotkey on a website you didn't know existed by accident while trying to type something on another window. Tried to type "Old" into gimp (working on a setting map for something im cookin) but didn't deselect firefox and apparently one of those keys is the like button and even though the like was on something completely unobjectionable i nearly shit myself

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this frame from the fallout tv show is so funny i nearly puked watching it

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I remember seeing this video in an RTVS compilation once and for a while I thought it was an odd dream I had but I’ve finally found it again

The compilation I found the clip in