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I was scrolling through tumblr and stopped to think about something, not releasing my finger was pressed on a image, which made me download this

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All the different colours in the galaxy pic, it's incredibly beautiful

Just wanted to let you guys know that I’m in a really good place. I’ve never been happier and content. Plus my friend just got a new kitty.

My life is complete

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Bless

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Idk I'm like 5'6 or 5'7

Reblog this and tell me what are your heights are

I’m 4 ’ 8 I’m smol af

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@ratmat wake up

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Like a turret, we don't do slavery in the future

Hard work pays off, but someone doing all the hard work for you pays off alot more.

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Hard work pays off, but someone doing all the hard work for you pays off alot more.

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The only real way to explore the universe is to put the elephants foot from Chernobyl, a nuclear reactor and spend around £999999999999 to get around a gram of antimatter, and slam that into the fuel hold on a advanced new space shuttle and light that bitch up.

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The probable reason we wake up in a dream after we die is because our brain has no knowledge on what life is like after death.

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Spread this shit

PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD. Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!

If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is boiling hot as well. Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the gutter, etc. Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little water. A small piece of foil. Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!! No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc. Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed of this. 

Snopes confirms.

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Im still waiting for a torbjorn model to be added to the SFM workshop so I can quadruple his size and make him fight Godzilla

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REBLOG this if you wish someone who lives far away lived closer.

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I personally think the best torture device would be a decoy roll of tape. Y'all know we always struggle with finding the thing on a role of tape, in the decoy it has no thing. Have it so that to escape they gotta tape something up, but they go mad because they can't find where the tape begins because it's a decoy and has no beginningging or end like the void of madness the victim will slowly descend into.

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Can't wait to wake up and drink some crisp clean aqua, also known as Вода, которая прошла через тела бесчисленных динозавров

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Biphobic people can go bi bi

This is why I don’t tell 99% people im bisexual

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That's pretty neat

My only regret about watching Camp Camp is that I never watched it sooner

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Decided to try some SFM modeling... And got kinda distracted with the face.