An answer like this gets an immediate reaction 💕🎀💕
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in uncertain times like these I need a lap pillow more than ever…
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me: hi, how are you today?
some SuitPerson: haha well you know - thank God it’s FRIDAY amiright!!!!!!
me, who works the next three days and has entirely lost the concept of weekends as a time for rest and relaxation:
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Can’t stop thinking about soft boys who are sensitive and like to be babied but also like getting slapped, choked and spit on
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My dad gave me a USB drive with hundreds of pictures he has taken since the 70′s. This picture of the Snuggle bear playing UNO is undoubtedly the best picture he has ever taken.
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Look at me, chained and stripped
Can’t move or see (wipe the tear)
No more fear (wipe the tear)
Begging you for the lash of the whip
Tie me down, I’m into slavery
Torture me (wipe the tear)
Can’t move or see (no more fear)
Whip me to the pits of depravity
I’ve been kissed (kissed) by the whip (whip)
The whip, skin strips (strips)
I want to be kissed on the lips (lick)
By the flick of the whip (strip)
lyrics: Kiss (The Whip), sang by Athamay
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friendly reminder that if you whine while i’m fucking you, i will have no intention of stopping. i will fuck you until you’ve lost count of your orgasms, just so i can hear those sweet little whines and whimpers and the moans you try to muffle. you’ll be a boneless puddle of pleasure and cum by the time i’m finished with you, and that’s just the way i like it.
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maybe the reason your girlfriend doesn’t “enjoy” sex and only sees it as a burden is because you touch the clit for half a minute and expect her to have had an orgasm, so you can then start repeatedly slamming your dick into her in a way that does almost nothing for her, only aiming for your own sexual satisfaction without even once making the effort to do the same for her
But what do I know :)
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alternative to “hoes mad”:
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I don’t think I’m ready for that kind of power….
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