#zosan Olympics au

[bidisastersanji]

Was thinking about how the Olympic village is basically an orgy of strongest people from all over the world so let’s think of Olympic athletes Zoro and Sanji meet at the Olympic Games:

Zoro as a Japanese martial artist (karate? Judo? Taekwondo?) kind of athlete since Kendo is not an Olympic sport and fencing wouldn’t feel right for this man. He can have Law and Kiku as buddies from Japan on his team

Sanji as a French gymnast , coached by his adoptive father Zeff

Sanji spots Japan’s sexy flagbearer (a bit oiled up or shirtless maybe 😏?) during the opening ceremony and is very flustered. He doesn’t know Zoro notices him too- not just from then but because Sanji was in a promo video for Paris 2024, doing some hypnotizing gymnastics and looking gorgeous, sweaty and laughing on camera , and Zoro definitely didn’t pause and stare at his definition a couple dozen times, no sirree.

(Alternate idea: the flame needs to be passed on from Japan to France (Tokyo to Paris) What if they fight and extinguish it by accident and dislike each other at the start?)

They run into each other constantly at the Olympic village- staying in nearby rooms, at the cafeteria, at parties, etc, their friend groups accidentally mingling and bringing them together over the course of the games

The sexual tension is PALPABLE AS FUCK Sanji can’t stop staring at this infuriatingly sexy and usually composed man with an impressively large chest and arms while Zoro can’t stop thinking about getting between those corded muscles on those juicy thighs and die happy there

Zoro definitely attends Sanji’s events and gets so hot and bothered

Nami (team France, Friends with Sanji) notices Zoro staring at his ass of course and tries to get them to get it out of their system, bringing Sanji to a team Japan event or completion where Zoro is likely to attend- everyone runs with the urban myth that athletes at the Olympics perform better when having sex anyways right?

At a party, drunk after a win, Zoro and Sanji try to reason with themselves that that’s the reason they’re doing this, nothing more, as they fall into each others (cardboard?) beds again and again, seeking each other out (if they’re cardboard like for Tokyo 2020 they MUST break one)

There can be some second language English miscommunication, as a treat

Despite their emotional constipation Sanji can’t stop himself from being himself though and shows his sweet side, showing Zoro around and sharing French culture with him, and Zoro is enamoured as fuck, and Sanji tells him he’s always dreamt of coming to Japan, if not at least for the food-then for the culture (Fun fact Japan and France have a long long history of romanticizing the fuck out of each other so it’s so perfect)

Sanji originally plans to bring just Zoro on a romantic outing in Paris but ends up bringing the whole ragtag group they accidentally formed - Robin insists they need to visit the catacombs (lol) Chopper wants to eat Berthillon Ice cream, Usopp wants to visit the botanical gardens, etc robin wins and Chopper and Usopp are terrified the whole time because these are real human bones lol

Bonus stuff: Usopp is in sharpshooting or archery, Luffy is in trampoline, Chopper is in equestrian, Nami is in sailing, Robin is in table tennis (or is a coach?), Franky does Paralympic Greco-Roman wrestling, Brook does fencing, Jinbei does surfing

#Zosan Olympian Au #Olympics au #zosan #Zoro x sanji #sanji x Zoro #zosan Olympics au #cw: bones #they would have the most energetic sex ever lol #I can’t get over the sturdy cardboard beds from Tokyo 2020 #I Hope they break one #Zosan fic idea

[trickstump]

i hate gay people. i was so sleepy earlier and now I'm reading the olympic charter because i had a fic idea

#jack's shit #one piece fic. #yes i have two chapters of oyt/swm to finish. #but then????? zosan olympics au

[zosan-fic-recs]

Random Zosan Recs 3

Impel Down by BlackBarBooks

Pros: 1. This is an incredibly well-planned alternate timeline fic of One Piece canon where Sanji didn’t meet Luffy in East Blue, and instead he works in Impel Down as a cook where Zoro is sent as a prisoner. The setting is interesting and uses what we do know in canon very well, while also adding intriguing new concepts to the staff and structure of the Marine prison.

2. The writer uses Sanji’s naturally compassionate personality and curiosity to slowly build a bond with Zoro by having the cook observe that the swordsman isn’t like the other prisoners. The result is that it’s very believable when they come to care for each other, and it’s easy to become invested in their struggle to survive in the dangerous prison together.

Cons: There is quite a bit of coincidence that occurs when getting back Zoro’s swords.

Watching Their Light by SummerOtaku

Pros: 1. This fic takes the concept of vivre cards and creatively expands it into vivre candles.

2. The way Zoro and Sanji learn to communicate while using the candles is charming and interesting.

Cons: While the writer mentions that the two of them find a way to use the candles to have their own version of phone sex - it’s not actually written out or explained even though it’s implicated that the sexual stuff is a big part of their communications. There are a number of other situations mentioned that are detailed with how they experience them using the candles so the exclusion of the sex (especially since the writer says they do it frequently) makes it feel like something is missing.

Restlessness by AlphaShae

Pros: 1. Zoro can’t sleep so he annoys Sanji.

2. This is a cute little story where the two of them obviously have a healthy, established relationship.

Cons: The very last line is confusing. It’s probably meant to be a sort of declaration from an unseen narrator. However, because there’s no clear transition from Sanji’s POV to the narrator’s it makes it look like Sanji is commenting on a situation where he was mostly asleep.

In Dreams by Sinisterbug

Pros: 1. This fic places all the Strawhat crew in a historical AU where they are all part of the French court in the 1700s. The setting and culture is researched well enough to feel reasonably accurate, and it’s a lot of fun to see how the writer chose to use the characters in this environment.

2. There are several conversations about love regarding one-sided affections and a person who is being pursued by someone they do not love the same way; each of these conversations are deeply meaningful with good points made for each party.

Cons: There is a twist ending that is fairly cliche. Since the rest of the story is so rich and creative the ending is a stark contrast to all of that. For the most part the contrast is purposeful as it serves as part of the plot, but honestly I would have rather seen that kind of twist in a story where the first part was less engaging and unique.

Snow Ballet by NightRhain

Pros: 1. Sanji as a figure-skater is too perfect. Also @exzireart has some lovely art for this AU.

2. The whole setting of the Olympics is a lot of fun, and seeing how the One Piece crew is written in with real athletes is interesting.

Cons: There are some issues with the formatting that can make it harder to realize what’s going on in certain conversations. Also at one point Sanji imagines Robin and Nami together while jerking off.

Note: As of yet this fic is unfinished.

#opfanfic #zosan #zosan fic rec