#zephyr thinks hes the coolest hottest smartest dude in town but he's such a loser by all accounts

[wraithsoutlaws]

every time i post zephyr, in my mind im like "oh boy you're gonna flop" because idk he usually does but the fact that he flops is *so* zephyr, its so meta it makes me laugh so hard

#CRINGEFAIL SOPPING WET POOR LITTLE MEOW MEOW #zephyr thinks hes the coolest hottest smartest dude in town but he's such a loser by all accounts #he walks out of his apartment and he gets mugged by a 12 year old #with a TOY gun #hes the guy who gets puddle splashed by a passing car on the street when everyone else around stays dry #he really is truly doing his best his best just isn't very good #zephyr: *gets mentally destroyed by NC and hates his life and being alive* #zephyr: *does a few lines of snythcoke and gets a giant tribute to NC tattooed on his back* #it really is the pathetic cringefail personality that scored him misty though so. hes the real winner. #also i just want to go on record saying 'flop' is subjective and nothing matters the points online are made up i just think its funny