#you'd be paranoid because it's a weird-ass song with some strange lyrics.

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Behold, a playlist titled "songs to offend your grandparents with". I plan on subtly queuing it up after the songs I'm choosing for my mom in the car next week, and seeing what my grandparents have to say, askdjaskdj.

#morrigan.text #reasonings: #god is really real because my grandparents are religious and I wanna hear their reaction to ''god is fucking fake'' #you'd be paranoid because it's a weird-ass song with some strange lyrics. #stay frosty because I just wanna see how they react to fall out boy. #enemy because I plan on casually bringing up to my mom that it's about being queer and I wanna hear my grandma's reaction #wish you the worst because it's such a ''fuck you'' song #achilles come down because it's a very non-traditional song and I also want the chance to explain shit about it. #i miss having sex because it's another weird-ass song and i wanna see their reaction to the title. #wilson because the lyrics are weird as shit and also... it's fall out boy #lilith is pretty self-explanatory I think #you may be asking ''do you really hate your grandparents?'' and the answer is ''maybe.'' I also just enjoy fucking with people. #and listening to some good music and hearing someone swear for once won't kill them.