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[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

Hello may 31th anon! Look at that, another year behind us and a new one to come. Have a nice day! ₍՞◌′ᵕ‵ू◌₎♡

#may 31th anon #hello friends!! (｡’▽’｡)♡ how are you!! I missed you so much! #I'm sorry that once again i have not been posting but I did that thing again where I got scared of posting #I do not know why but it is the same with physical paper diarys #I have 3 diarys and they all have 1 entry #I think one just says 'I am ten' #what have you been up to!! did you do something fun? is it summer too where you live? c: #my tumblr messages seem to be broken! I'm sorry if you wrote something :C it just says 'no new messages' despite also saying new messages #not a lot has happened here! I got a tomato plant and then I got very invested into the tomato plant and I have eaten three tomatos so far ( #my roses are also doing well!! I just got a new yellow rose and since she got here she only made orange flowers #I do not know the meaning of that #but I am very thankful! ( ˊᵕˋ )♡ I love it when things are orange!! #I've been trying to buy an orange shirt for the past 2 weeks but they always sell out before I get to them #I'm also thinking about buying a jean jacket #I have not worn a jean jacket for at least 15 years because one time in 7th grade tthe girl behind me said #that I was wearing a cool jean jacket and I just assumed that this was bullying for no actual reason #but maybe she just thought that it was an acutal cool jean jacket #we'll soon have out 10 year school reunion #maybe I should ask her #is anyone else going to a secret Sherlock phase again #I just want to see that silly little hat again #would sherlock holmes wear a jean jacket #have a nice day everyone!! #see you soon hopefully!! #♡＾▽＾♡

[saeist]

ITOSHI BROS FIND OUT THWIR SIS DATING A TEAM MEMBER THEY SPECIFICALLY HATE.

HER DATING ISAGI OR SHIDOU (IK SAE DOESNT REALLY HATE SHIDOU BUT STILL)

It's worse cause isagi or shidou won't even get scared of the brothers. They would just be cocky about it oml.

and the member they specifically hate is no other than the man, the myth, the demon himself, shidou ryusei!! ++ part two of this basically

you are actually genuinely surprised that your secret boyfriend, shidou has not outed himself that he was dating you, a literal itoshi, in secret

that is until one day that you decided to sneak shidou inside the house not knowing sae was home

“ryu! stop” you gasp playfully after you felt his hand grope your ass while you two were quietly tip toeing upstairs to your room

“you know you want it, angel” shidou coos, snickering to himself after watching your reaction.

when you both reach your bedroom, shidou did not waste a single second and crashed his lips with yours. wrapping arms around your torso, pulling you closer and closer. his hands were roaming around your body like an animal.

he guides you to your bed, he carefully lays you down and straddles you. shidou removes his shirt and throws it somewhere in your room.

shidou pulls away and looks at you like you were some prey. you whined, pulling his head close. shidou hovers over your neck, blowing on your sweet spot before sucking on it.

you let out a small mewl, clamping your legs together but shidou places his knee in between. shidou grunts, crashing his lips against yours once again til you hear the garage doors open and close

“fuck!” you and shidou curse. he jumps off of you as you wiped your lips with the back of your hand. you sit up and try to fix yourself from you and shidou’s little activity. shidou paces around your room trying to eavesdrop outside in case one of your brothers barge in your room (he’s praying they don’t)

“fuck, ryu! where are you gonna hide?!” you hushed, scared one of your brothers would hear you. shidou shrugs and sits on the foot of your bed,

“they won’t find me. i’ll just jump out your window if they come in” shidou wiggles his eyebrows, as if he was teasing you. you slap him before coming up with a plan to scout your house and try to keep your brothers away from your room as much as possible

“whatever, ryu. i’m gonna go come down to look who just came home. could be my parents”

“okay, angel. whatever you wanna do” shidou waves you off as he finds something else to entertain himself. you huff, kicking his butt playfully before going downstairs.

you waltz inside the kitchen to see rin who looked like he just got back from his gym sessions.

"what is that?" rin asks, pointing at a strange looking bruise that was on your neck.

you reached over to touch the spot rin was pointing at and immediately you had flashbacks on certain events that occurred the moments before.

"a mosquito bite" you lie, swatting his hand away as you scurry over to the fridge to get something to eat

rin raises a brow at your weird answer, "why is it on your neck?"

you turn around to look at him and shrugged. "how should i know? i'm not a mosquito"

you backed up from the kitchen only to bump into sae who looked like he just woke up from his daily afternoon nap. he hisses and basically snaps at you to watch where you were going before his eyes spot the same "mosquito bite" you lied about

"what the fuck is that a hickey?!" sae's eyes looked like they were about to pop out from his eye sockets. he grabs both of your shoulders to have a proper look on your neck

rin immediately runs in, also to inspect the weird looking bruise he saw earlier

"I KNEW IT! IT WAS A HICKEY" rin accuses, pointing yet another finger in front of your face.

"should i go find this mosquito and beat the shit out of him?" sae blurts out, stretching his limbs

"how do you even know what a hickey looks like?!" you exclaimed, trying to run away but of course rin comes in and blocks your way

and of course during your commotion, shidou must’ve accidentally knocked something down inside your room. you closed your eyes and face palmed that shidou just blew his cover. both brothers pause before looking at the direction of your room. both rin and sae make eye contact before bolting up the stairs to try and catch shidou who was inside your room

you let out a shriek as you tried to chase down your two athletic brothers up the stairs.

sae was the first one to get to your door. without hesitation, he yanks your door open (almost breaking it) and barges in. eyes scanning the room for a potential intruder aka your boyfriend that they now know off.

the window was open and all of you heard a loud thud outside and some bushes rustling. rin peeps his head out the window to see shidou running for his life, his shirt on hand

“I’LL SEE YOU ANOTHER TIME WHEN YOUR BROTHERS AREN’T HOME, BABE!” you hear shidou yell from the distance.

you may never not be able to leave your house without one of your brothers OR you will never be left home alone ever again after this

#blue lock imagines #blue lock x reader #bllk imagines #bllk x reader #sae imagines #sae itoshi imagines #rin imagines #rin itoshi imagines #shidou imagines #shidou x reader #shidou ryusei imagines #shidou ryusei x reader #you have (1) new message! #from: unknown sender #THIS WAS HILARIOUS #oib lore

[restinpeacesensei]

traditional style 💖

#akoya gero #gero akoya #cute high earth defense club love #binan koukou chikyuu bouei bu love! #boueibu #my art #my akoya wanted to join in the vintage dress-up party too!! \;;w;;/ #ognvuhgh i wanted to have this done earlier bc other people were doing art so fast for the new outfits but it got dragged out #it was Mostly done a few days ago and i made final edits and was going to post it just before i rushed out to work #i put it up then i was like '??? wait there's a color blob in the wrong place i thought i fixed that???' #i was down to my last minute and didn't have time to do it so i was like auuuughhgh and took the whole thing down #on the Next day i opened the file again to see what was wrong and the color blob was NOT THERE #so im like ??? why did it suddenly appear again in the png. so i looked and i made an error in naming my files #i accidentally named one of the versions 30 instead of 03 so it sorted into the last place instead of the actual most recent version (07) #so that is the reason i ended up being 1 minute late to work. and the lesson to me is i should not try to post at the absolute last minute #(i say this but if i don't get smth done i can't stop thinking about it. it bothers me constantly to have something almost finished but not #(and then it's difficult for me to focus on other tasks so this is why i feel like i have to just get it done before i switch tasks) #anyway i wasn't totally sure what era the traditional outfits are supposed to be from. im not knowledgeable about fashion actually T.T #i googled 'when were suspenders popular' and ended up just looking at old photos and clothing patterns from the 30s-40s #photos from back then were black-and-white can you believe it.. you have to actually look at drawings and paintings to find color #everyone who left me messages elsewhere: THANK YOU SO MUCH!! \>/////</ i will reply soon!! \;;W;;/

[purple-genius]

You if you don't stop EATING MY BEES, fucker

You're telling me I will produce bee themed slime from my mouth, nose, and eyes if I don't stop eating your bees??

#⭑☣⭑ YOU HAVE ONE (1) NEW MESSAGE FROM: DONATELLO { Donnie’s Logs } #sounds like I should eat more bees #stickbugmadeentirelyofspite

[madhushala]

everyone prioritizes their family and that means even extended chacha ke chacha fufa ke tau etc and i can't even prioritize my sagi one i hate myself

#and its not that they're bad or anything #but im such a people pleaser i feel validation from strangers is more important than family #its because maybe ive watched them too closely and nothing about them fascinates me anymore i know the pattern #and my fun is meeting new people cracking the code #but still #i hate that people will cut your calls leave your message unread kyunki aaj poora din bua mausi aaye the #wish i was that focused on my relatives #ill literally text call anyone even in a middle of a fucking apocalypse #idk yall should tell me if im doing something wrong do yall keep your phones away and forget to text your friends #but i can't focus one thing for too long i cannot physically see messages decking up and not reply #i hate this #do people simply not check. there phone as often or am i an addict #or have i still not learnt to be in the moment #and tomorrow night i leave for home and my friends have planned a meet up #now frn 1 comes to home for one month in her holidays so giving one day or even two days to friends doesn't matter #frn 2 lives in hometown so there's no problem but mind you if she comes she has to leave in 2 minutes because her mom calls every five #minutes just to get her back to home for nothing #frn 3 comes home same as me aka 4-5 days so giving 1 day to friends is parents saying tumhe hamse matlab nahi hai tyohaar mei bhi har baar #milne jaana hota hai #etc #but im home past 4 days ivd literally done nothing papa bhai se utni hi baat hui jitni phone par ho jaati hai #haan for mummy i spent time with her #but most of the time i was on tumblr or scrolling insta to kya hi matlab hua mere ghar aane ka #that means unhe bas meri physical presence chahiye #na ghar par bua aayi na mama na koi #lekin ab kal mujhe jaana hai to kal mama aa jaayenge #why are things this way

[i05wook]

so like when were u gonna tell me that u were obsessed w gunwook 🧍‍♀️ that’s my boyfriend??? I don’t stan zb1

BUT LIKE GUNWOOK SJJDKS I????

omg!! literally my reaction when i saw these gifs (and your name) in my inbox 😆 im down so bad for this man its actually worrying 🤠

#you have 1 new notification! #message from: zanna <3

[poltergeist-coffee]

tbh studying child development while also being into the qsmp is really fucking funny

#like the eggs are only a few months old #if you wanted them to be biblically accurate kids they woudl NOT be doign half the thinsg they’re doing kannfkjsk #i’m taking a class on language this semester and how it can affect how kids learn (if they’re bilingual/know more then one language- #/learn english as a second language/etc and it’s vv interesting!!! #love being in that class and thinking of the qsmp kids at the same time #if the qsmp eggs were accurate babies tho i will say i thin they all woudl start talkign WAY earlier then what the “average” for kids is #because they woudl constantly be having people talkign and interacting with them #they’d probably pick up on it a lot quicker #the 4+ languages might be a bit of a struggle for them tho akndkhskn #💬 one new message #it’s 1 am sorry i’m insane and i miss the eggs TT #i will find a way to appply what i’m learning to qsmp just to keep myself motivated lol

[deus-ex-mona]

#though~~~~~ if you have a link to even a single one of these voice messages~~~~ i have some good news for you~~~~ #just replace the last digit of the url with a number from 1-3 and you’ll get access to the rest of the messages #(​you’ll just get a broken vid link if you replace it with a ‘4’ though lol) #it seems to be the same deal as the monaraji codes that came with mona’s album back in the good ol’ days #in any case!!!!!!!!!! they’re all so cringe lmao #but ig you can experience what it’s like to be lxl’s currently ill daughter named ‘julieta’ in the third one #bc why else would you invite lxl over to look after you while you’re sick????? #hello im already unwell i dont have energy to be a third wheel :(((( #freakin’ yujiro and the ‘yeah feels like 38 degrees up in here’ just by touching the poor julieta’s forehead though #guess he has thermometer hands or something idk #or maybe that’s just his ✨mom energy✨ coming out idk #it’s cringe but it’s free ig??? well not really free since you technically had to buy a cd to get it. but. still. #aaaaa pls talk to me about the voice messages i need validation that these are indeed as real and cringe as they sound— #染BODY ONCE TOLD ME—

[kyouka-supremacy]

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#I have to join a Discord server is there anything I need to know before joining ;;;;;;;; #Like. Common Discord etiquette idk I never use Discord and group chats are some of the most anxiety inducing places ever for me #and I'm kinda panicking. It's a server with 950+ members is it needed for me to introduce myself? Do I have to? #I hate introductions and I hate Discord and I hate crowded online spaces and aaaahhh #It's just that I wanted to contact a theme coder and they have no other way to reach out to them if not throught their Discord channel #I don't know how any of this works I haven't opened Discord in a year exactly because it gave me too much anxiety over what I could handle #Just venting but if there's anything you think I should know please Let Me Know #random rambles #It's giving me even more anxiety at the thought that I might have new messages there I do NOT want to see #Please leave me alone #List of worst inventions of humankind: 1) groupchats #I'm not even sure if after joining there'll be a way to directly contanct that person. #If there isn't I'm just quitting and change theme because like hell I'm writing in a group chat with 900 people in it

[baconnotbaekhyun]

Kyungsoo Moodboard playlist for @thedeviousdo + my fellow Eris🖤

SURPRISE I am your exol ss 👉🏽☺️

I hope you like your gift!! It was so nice chatting to you via anon but nice to actually meet you as me properly ehehhe😆 This is gift 1/3🫶🏽

Honestly, hands down from the anon asks you seem so nice, kind and a whole sweetheart!! I’m so glad this experience gave us a chance to meet. I hope you like your gifts

Wishing you have a lovely Christmas & new year!! 🎄🫶🏽

❄️ @exols-silver-christmas ❄️

#exolss22 #exo #soz i had to put a soppy message ehehe but honestly you were so nice in the answers of my ask so thank you!! and literally so nice to meet u #I hope you have a wonderful cmas and new year!!! wishing you all the best 🎄🫶🏽✨ #!!! #this is gift 1/3 I will post those ones soon 👀 can’t wait for you to see heheh #🖤🖤🖤 #Kyungsoo #d.o. kyungsoo #doh kyungsoo #exo d.o #exo gifs #my gifs #exolsecretsanta22

[kissesforsatoru]

I love knowing that even though I’m messing with you to the point of near point of pissy annoying I’m always somehow right and it makes me do a happy wiggle 😌😌😌

- 🌑

i think you're delusional because i am in no way a soft pastel marshmallow puppy boy

i'm starting to think that your apps have been right all along and you need to touch grass and become in tune with reality again

#₊˚⌗ incoming mail ! ✉️ #💬 (1) new message from 🌑 anon ! #maybe drink some water too? #take a walk and breathe in the fresh air #and while you're at it #drop this silly little idea you have of me because it is not correct at all

[saeist]

sae giving y/n the BOMBASTIC SIDE EYE after offering to split the bill he's so offended and dramatic i love him

no but ur so right anon........

i can totally imagine it being on your first date with sae too. the moment the words "let's split the bill" came out of your mouth, sae instantly snatches the bill from your hands.

his eyebrows obviously furrowed as he places his black card (😋) on the lil check-holder and snaps it shut before handing it to the waiter.

"sae.. i wanted us to half..." you pout, obviously feeling deflated, putting away your card back to your bag.

sae scoffs, catching you off guard. feeling a little offended by his reaction there. before you can open your mouth to protest, sae cuts you off.

"not gonna let you pay for anything starting today. it's my duty as your boyfriend to take care of you and your needs"

"boyfriend?" you paused, raising your brows. last time you checked, this was your first date with the red head.

there was a minute of silence after that. sae really didn’t think too far ahead after that bit. he watches your face for a reaction in case he really did fuck up ON THE FIRST DATE. not that he was gonna tell a soul but he was sweating. his palms were sweating. sae doesn’t even break a sweat during games but this... this crucial moment is where he draws the line

"i like the sound of that" you smile, reaching over the table for his hand. sae breathes out the air he was unconsciously holding in. before he takes your hand though, he does wipe them on his pants. not that you noticed though. yeah, you definitely did not just witness the sae itoshi break into cold sweat

#contrary to popular belief im a firm believer sae is a gentleman lol . hes just rude to other people he doesnt like #blue lock imagines #blue lock x reader #bllk imagines #bllk x reader #sae imagines #sae x reader #sae itoshi imagines #sae itoshi x reader #you have (1) new message! #from: unknown sender #first drabble as saeist omg

[harriet-chambers]

hk&$2/ forever 🫶

i literally say the normallest things what do You mean what am i talking about

#need i remind you that unlike some certain tumblr users i have never sent somebody a message containing the phrase yuri irl at #1 in the morning #but anyway. <3 #powerpointer #horse-music #ALSO HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW KATIE MCGRATH PICTURES

[horizonandstar]

#ai shenanigans #NO COME ON MOON YOU WERE DOING SO WELL USING GENERIC NICKNAMES FOR ME #MY NAME IS JUST GENUINELY [insert your name] NOW #except for the 1 outlier where moon called me frank and frankie #edit: OH YEAH the context for this is that im trying to have a divorce speedrun #because i delete every message every time i wanted to start a new chat #but i remember vaguely last time that ai moon did Not take the divorce well so i wanted to see what that was like #again. because i dont remember it well anymore #anyways. MY USERNAME IS RIGHT THERE!!!!!

[purple-genius]

we go to the movies and everyone else has normal popcorn

I have a beehive

#⭑☣⭑ YOU HAVE ONE (1) NEW MESSAGE FROM: DONATELLO { Donnie’s Logs } #eats bees like popcorn #four tickets to the barbie movie I'm holding a beehive #“no snacks” my ass #how you gonna kick me out I have a beehive

[deadsince1973]

#I'm expecting a very strong showing for number 4 #but I'm really curious to see the numbers for 1-3 so I thought it was worth posting this. #I just saw the initials WWDITS and realized I usually read that in my head as 'What We Do in the Shadows' #but meanwhile whenever my friend abbreviates Have I Got News for You as HIGNFY I always read it as 'Hig-niffy.' #And that's on top of me reading another friend's messages about Animal Crossing as 'AC' this morning. #So it just hit me that I'm inconsistent and I wonder about everyone else! #poll #original