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creepling · 2 years

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my assumption of you based on which batman (2022) character you're attracted to

this came to my head and i thought it'd be fun to post :^)) NOTE: some of these are NSFW BUT NOT EXPLICIT.

bruce wayne

specifically this batman, you are definitely a weirdo (in the best way)

probs already a pattinson stan

you always end up in unrequited love situations

you like em strong and silent!! hell yh!!

you're the type of person to tweet "guys should paint their nails and wear eyeliner!!" bc you are so down bad for that

you like em angsty, like punching walls and screaming angsty

if someone was to make a playlist for you you'd marry them on the spot

you get so pent up when your crush takes 3-5 working days to message you back but you'll reply to them in 0.5 seconds.

doing gods work and pushing the female gaze agenda

you like dark, troubled people but have good boundaries when you see toxic traits.

100% more attractive to someone if they show no sign of loving you back

you wanna put the work in lmaoo

you like soft doms and you cherish after-care

possessiveness turns you on

probs a massive simp, like on your knees worshipping the ground they walk on kinda simp. so down bad.

selina kyle

YOUR STANDARDS ARE HIGH and rightfully so

you're very attractive and hot just like her

you have high standards when it comes to looks but personality wise you want someone that will challenge you and make you think.

if you're queer you gatekeep her from straight cis men and will run your mouth if a man says she's hot

"SHE'S FOR THE GAYS ONLY!!"

you cherish people that are vulnerable with you

you're also a very good listener and don't mind people venting to you

just overall a very emotionally intelligent person

i also get the vibes that you're not a clingy person, like you like to have space.

like overall you just have a very good taste in people because selina is an absolute chem.

you're probably an adrenaline junkie, like when you're dating you like to try new things

if you're shy tho, you look for people like selina to bring you out your shell, while still feeling safe.

you're not one for labels, you're neither a dom, sub or switch

you just do what feels right in the moment

you like to be classy, like making sure you and your partner are dressed in the finest gear and feeling confident.

edward nashton

oh boy,,,,

(side note, i'm attracted to him out of all the characters so i'm self-projecting here)

but damn, your taste is awful.

"they're hot in a pathetic way" is literally your type.

you look for non-threatening people to date but 9/10 the people you find attractive are bat-shit crazy.

MASK KINK. YOU HAVE A MASK KINK.

you probs have a "i can fix them" mentality too.

in the streets you give off sub vibes, but in the sheets you are dom asf.

you are the ultimate switch.

you fall head over heels for intelligent people

while everyone is simping for one particular person you're always drawn to the person who never gets attention

so you can have them all to yourself :^))

you like shy, not particulary strong people; but the ones that are borderline narcissists.

you're either really extroverted or really introverted no in between.

everytime you develop a crush you never tell anyone bc you know they'll say they're ugly bc they're not conventionally attractive.

ngl you have no boundaries, you like red flags bc red is "your fave colour" lmaoo.

you don't care what your partner is like as long as they have good hygiene.

ozwald copperpot

you like to be spoiled rotten

definitely a 'daddy's girl' mentality

DEFINITELY have a thing for older men

you love being called pet names like "sweetie" or "sunshine".

if someone can make you laugh, you're automatically attracted to them

you don't per-say always need validation but you love it when you get it

you love to be admired as if you're the only person in the room

you like someone with a hard front with others but are just complete softies when only with you

like you love people who look menacing physically but deep down they just need comfort

ngl i don't imagine ozzie being rough in the sheets so you like someone who is gentle

you're probs more on the sub side but can be a soft dom if your partners into it

instead of roughness you like to be petted and cuddled and told how beautiful you are

you've definitely thought about having a sugar daddy, or you already have one.

james gordon

you like older men but the ones that are non-threatening

you've probs had/have a crush on one of your friends dads

if they're not loyal you do not trust them!!

you want someone that would die for you

you appreciate good morals and people that think for themselves

you're not a homewrecker but you end up falling for people that look like they've been married for 10+ years lmaooo

you can't date people that have different political views to you

when you crush on someone you're already planning your wedding before you even go on a date with them

you take no shit from anyone and hate liars

you probs have good boundaries and prioritise surrounding yourself with good people

when your love isn't appreciated, it breaks your heart

not good at handling violence, it makes you cringe.

you're quite vanilla when it comes to the deed. you like the 'making love' type of thing

like just very intimate and passionate

and you don't like to do it very often, so when you're in the mood you can make the moment extra special

#pls don't take offense to this it is only for fun!!#the cast is hot ok i wanted to make this lmaoo #the batman 2022 #the batman headcanons #bruce wayne #selina kyle #edward nashton #oswald copplepot #james gordon #bruce wayne x reader #selina kyle x reader #edward nashton x reader #oswald copplepot x reader #james gordon x reader #headcanon #assumptions #500

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