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any hcs for josuke having a crush, and asks yukako for advice? He's like: "I like this person-" and yukako just goes: "yeah break into their house."

I’d like to think Yukako still has a punch of that nice passionate yandere goodness but it’s sticky sweet on the surface for the comfort of Koichi. Though she won’t hesitate to give more extreme advice if someone asks. (At least afternoon the events of her seeking forgiveness)

Yandere! Josuke Higashikata asking Yukako Yamagishi for advice about his crush

Never in his life did Josuke think he’d ever go ask the craziest chick in town advice about someone he had a deep crush for. Though honestly with his current predicament in the pursuit of love, who wouldn’t be a little desperate?

He’s a bit nervous upon approaching her, sure she’s changed but still something just distantly calls in the back of his mind to keep on guard. The way her lips perk up is genuine but it’s not as perky as it would be around Koichi, however it’s not hostile either.

The male hesitates at first but he moves forward with asking her. She tilts her head with intrigue and her eyebrows sharply furrow once she gets what Josuke is trying to explain.

“You have the same sheen I did when I first met Koichi when you mention them...” the black haired woman sighs softly. “Your heart must be racing, and you’d do absolutely anything to get their attention to yourself right?”

“Of course that’s why I’m asking you” Josuke nods before briefly expressing his situation with you. How close he is, and how much he can’t be close to you as he’d like

Yukako proceeds to clear her throat while gripping a nearby wall on a shop close by. She stares distantly to the people walking about their day, her eyes not focused on anything in particular so much as making a quick decision

“Well, then take them for yourself, do it however you like even if that means snatching them away from their precious home...I’d say that’s pretty simple to follow” She states right off the bat.

“I’d say so, but do you have anything else?” There’s just a minute amount of begging in his voice. “Anything more specific?”

Her eyes are stern with annoyance for a moment before sneering a bit “Honestly I cant come up with everything for you, all that matters is that you have your dearest in your arms”

“ -and If you have to frighten them a little bit to cooperate, so be it...do what you need, I’m sure you can figure out that much especially with having a stand. Just be creative with it”

As vague as the advice was with one simple point of kidnapping, even if she simply said it that way just in case koichi happened to run into the two of them at that time. He took the taking you for himself thing to heart, and a strategy shouldn’t be too hard right? Not hard with Crazy Diamond after all. It’d work better than only being close together a couple days a week.

An idea shortly hits him as he decides the best cover to get to you would be to vandalize your home. Maybe a steal a few things from it to frame it as a robbery. But first he’d have to make you feel uncomfortable and distract you from that.

Although he had been secretly watching you for a while now, and simply backing off after a little while. Josuke decides to go full on stalker mode, while making sure to have his appearance altered enough that you don’t recognize him. He makes his presence known (from a distance) and watches you look over your shoulders with fear to his poor heart.

When he catches you out in public he makes sure to approach you from the front and check up on you. And perhaps you mention that supposed creep that’s been following you and he swoops in to reassure you. Even mocking this “weirdo” as a bothersome bastard. If he successfully touches you he practically bursts with glee.

Most of all though he makes sure you at least trust him slightly, as Josuke tries to be supportive while attempting to take you for himself. He just doesn’t need that kind of suspicion at this stage.

Eventually the male spreads out this schedule as soon as he figures out how to break into your home. Maybe perhaps this happens after he suggests you get out of town for a couple days before going forward. Not even police you inform of doesn’t bother the love struck ravenette much.

About a day into you leaving for a small vacation, Josuke sneaks onto your property on his lonesome a garbage bag being handled by Crazy Diamond.

He breaks a lock or perhaps a window to get to the door itself, before he goes on a bit of spree looking for things thieves tended to try and search for. (Luckily he remembered this bit from a few stories his grandfather had told him when he was alive).

Admittedly he’s a bit nervous having never committed to something like this before. But certainly it would all payoff, considering things would be a bit easier with his stand.

Though after hiding away all the things he “stole” from you, Josuke awaits your return.

Police are contacted of course when you come back to Morioh the following week. And you just happen to call him about this, him of all people to contact first. He’s over the moon with happiness but plays dumb and sympathetic to your current predicament.

He only comes if you specifically ask for it and you nervously come over to him, clearly shaken what had gone down while you were gone. The blue eyed male holds you tight and rubs your back. Before asking if you had anywhere else to stay.

Though he heavily hints to staying with him, saying he has an extra bed you can crash on and he doesn’t mind providing just about anything you need either. You two could also just do anything you happen to like together from video games to watching a favorite movie. He’s all sympathetically trying to encourage you towards this.

By any chance you happen to have someone to support you, he’ll just happen to knock you unconscious and lie to them you decided to stay with him as you “changed your mind”.

If you go along with it in the first place, Josuke prepares your forever home behind your back. Getting you accustomed to his place but too much so that you’d figure out escape routes.

Of course once you’re there it’s too late to turn back, slowly he’ll start keeping you in a specially shared bedroom. Or the locks that begin to appear as he gets a bit too cuddly for your liking. A sweet and simple way to kidnap you with out arousing too much suspicion. “Sorry to do this to you but I love you too much to let you runaway” he’ll say as he has you cuffed to the bed, climbing over to your side of the bed with the sweetest smile plastered on his pretty face.

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